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Trust me. I'm in so much pain I'll try anything.
What do you think about this vocaroo, coming from a guy who said he would rape your nephews?
I've had to stop jacking off. It's too painful.@Turk February dont you jerk off a lot? Is it more of a cumscess? I bet cranking it throbs like a motherfucker.
Even childbirth?(Whatever you're feeling, the virgin Mary felt it)
Ever had a migraine but also horny as hell at the same time? Not good.I've had to stop jacking off. It's too painful.
I've been exceptionally horny lately too. I'm just on Tinder burning through my likes even though I can't go anywhere.Ever had a migraine but also horny as hell at the same time? Not good.
I imagine a gnarled hand, similar to Scary Movie 2's butler. Creepish little swipes, applying germs as you go.I've been exceptionally horny lately too. I'm just on Tinder burning through my likes even though I can't go anywhere.
What do you think about this vocaroo, coming from a guy who said he would rape your nephews?
"Please stop calling me a pedophile. Please stop calling me homosexual"Sorry, bro I’m one of the dopes with an old iPhone that can’t listen to them anymore. Just a big . I quiver in fear at even asking what he says, though. I’m guessing something about the haram lifestyle. Eat a ham sandwich, you Somali dipshit! Eat it!
what the fuck?I'll never leak it.
"Please stop calling me a pedophile. Please stop calling me homosexual"
Trust me. I'm in so much pain I'll try anything.
GO TO A FUCKING HOSPITAL!!! Livestream it to someone you trust if you're really worried they're going to kill you lol.When I get through this you're going see a kinder softer Turk. You motherfuckers have shown me more compassion than my own family. I'm super grateful.
that's about as close as Boq came to spelling my rare name (don't do it Boq, behave!)Kalashnikov
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