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Has sue lightning killed himself?

Africa.com

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I've been having big-boy real quarrels irl with literal guinea faggots at work. I dont have Bock time these days, i've got real niggers i've gotta figuratively put down.

@Africa.com I wont submit a grievance for the OT, I promise.
Only thing worse than a management stooge is a union rat, you're a good egg. I'll leave a sixer in your locker, brother
 

Africa.com

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Why is it that BoqPosters can come and go, leave for periods of time, but the Boqster posts more than all of us. Like, he's got super important emails not getting responded to right now and he's telling jokes to no one, but he accuses the Boqsquad of having only this place. Something just doesn't add up, folks.
 

NoBacon

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
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My name's Alex. I've shared it before. Don't give a shit who knows it.

Is it really? I’ll pray for you, I’m not sure when. I’ll do it, though,

Even if you think it’s all bullshit, spend the next week at least being open to it, without any motive, just that you want a relationship with God.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Is it really? I’ll pray for you, I’m not sure when. I’ll do it, though,

Even if you think it’s all bullshit, spend the next week at least being open to it, without any motive, just that you want a relationship with God.
Trust me. I'm in so much pain I'll try anything.
 

TravisPickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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An abscess on my dominant hand.
Weird. How did you injure yourself in the first place? Ive had an abscess under a tooth once, that was the worst pain in my life when he pulled the little fucker out, a piece of jaw bone came out with it. He did say I have the biggest jaw he's ever seen, so that was cool. He fucked my mouth while he put me under.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Weird. How did you injure yourself in the first place? Ive had an abscess under a tooth once, that was the worst pain in my life when he pulled the little fucker out, a piece of jaw bone came out with it. He did say I have the biggest jaw he's ever seen, so that was cool. He fucked my mouth while he put me under.
I'm a drunk who falls all over the place. I don't remember the exact fall that caused this.
 
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