Fruit, vegetables, and other healthy food

[Turk February]

I don't see the appeal. I can literally get fresh fruit off of a tree for free.

And leaves from your neighbors tree. Just for fun.

 

[BUBBLER]

Cantaloupe or honey dew? A ripe honeydew wins hands down for me but it's rare to get them when they're perfect. Cantaloupe is usually okay even if it's not quite there.

Cantaloupe is flavorless ass. If Honeydew has a dick id suck it

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't see the appeal. I can literally get fresh fruit off of a tree for free.

I don't live in Florida. I pull a fruit off a tree in Algonquin Park I get raped by a moose.

I still have a sump pump with your name on it. Fuckin sassin me.

 

[You Bummers]

Oreo McFlurry all the way

Shit is heat. No doubt

 

[Turk February]

I don't live in Florida. I pull a fruit off a tree in Algonquin Park I get raped by a moose.

I still have a sump pump with your name on it. Fuckin sassin me.

I used to eat pine needles on the walk home in middle school for fun. My friends didn't get it.

 

[UnPRePared]

I used to eat pine needles one the walk home in middle school for fun. My friends didn't get it.

Erock would eat those if they were deep fried.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I used to eat pine needles one the walk home in middle school for fun. My friends didn't get it.

Ever eat ants? It freaks people out and they taste like lemons. My friend's kid talked me into doing it. I thought she was just fucking with me and I did it to make her go "ewwwww" but she wasn't lying.

 

[Turk February]

Ever eat ants? It freaks people out and they taste like lemons. My friend's kid talked me into doing it. I thought she was just fucking with me and I did it to make her go "ewwwww" but she wasn't lying.

I pretended to be Jewish and it being against my religion to avoid eating bugs. And I will do it again.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I eat dandelions in the spring too. And fiddleheads. And chaga and morels. Everyone flips out over puffballs but I don't like them that much.

 

[UnPRePared]

I pretended to be Jewish and it being against my religion to avoid eating bugs. And I will do it again.

Don't tell Missy!


- Fred from Brooklyn

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I don't see the appeal

Most fruit have them


Fawkin home run Chippa

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

And fiddleheads

Fiddleheads are great. Lil butter, lil garlic mama mia

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

When I was doing a bunch of work on my aunt's house one summer she'd make us cucumber sandwiches all the time. They're so goddamn refreshing.

Abe by aunt do you mean uncle? and by cucumber sandwiches do you mean his refreshing cock?

 

[bumbum8]

I eat dandelions in the spring too. And fiddleheads. And chaga and morels. Everyone flips out over puffballs but I don't like them that much.

Dandelions are great. Good for your liver. I've tried many times to eat the flower petals, make wine with them, etc., but they're so bitter. We must have a different variety here because I keep hearing how they taste like honey but I don't see it.

All the other stuff you listed doesn't grow here, but I have friends up North who love morels and make chaga tea for their health. I've heard a lot a people say puffballs don't taste like much. Chanterelles are pretty abundant here and are delicious.

And we make pine needle tea and pine needle soda around here. Tastes like Sprite. Very good for you because of high vitamin c

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

@Turk February you ever had some fiddleheads? Of course not. Shut up

 

[Turk February]

@Turk February you ever had some fiddleheads? Of course not. Shut up

You ever get some head? Of course not. You shut up.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You ever get some head? Of course not. You shut up.

That's just hurtful. I thought we were friends.

 

[Turk February]

That's just hurtful. I thought we were friends.

I know you've gotten head. Kevin is a handsome man too. You're both my friends.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dandelions are great. Good for your liver. I've tried many times to eat the flower petals, make wine with them, etc., but they're so bitter. We must have a different variety here because I keep hearing how they taste like honey but I don't see it.

All the other stuff you listed doesn't grow here, but I have friends up North who love morels and make chaga tea for their health. I've heard a lot a people say puffballs don't taste like much. Chanterelles are pretty abundant here and are delicious.

And we make pine needle tea and pine needle soda around here. Tastes like Sprite. Very good for you because of high vitamin c

I just batter the flowers and fry them. Make little fritters. My grade 4 teacher was the first person to introduce them to me. She was a hippie and kids were making fun of her for saying dandelions were good for you. I told her I'd try it so she made me some. They're still sort of bitter but it's good.

 

[Turk February]

I just batter the flowers and fry them. Make little fritters. My grade 4 teacher was the first person to introduce them to me. She was a hippie and kids were making fun of her for saying dandelions were good for you. I told her I'd try it so she made me some. They're still sort of bitter but it's good.

In grade 4 I had a hippie teacher and she'd get bored sometimes and get an acoustic guitar, maybe a nylon stringed one, and sing a whole set to pass the time. I'm pretty sure she was Irish too so it was interesting to me.