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Janny of Ribbers
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I heard there's a specific temperature you can bake potatoes at that will release a chemical that will kill you. Lots of foods actually have cyanide and weird shit in them.
The skin can be poisonous if raw, so you're thinking undercooked potatoes. If the underside of the skin is green, they will taste bitter and kill you
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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This is barely related to the thread but I was just listening to a metalcore song about wanting to murder someone for putting pineapple on their pizza. I agree with the sentiment.
I used to be staunchly opposed to pineapple on pizza and then I had a slice of Hawaiian pizza a while ago and it was kind of nice with the ham.
 

The NaTurryl Man

Trying to make myself a thing
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I'm sorry. I disagree with you both. It tastes like homeless shelter food where they try to force a few vitamins into your body so you don't get scurvy. It's dog shit. I will never eat it again unless it's for a bit.
I know I've joked about stomping on your hand and burning down your hovel before but you're really riding the line here.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Apparently her sister is a loon and she failed to capitalize on her first win so she ended up playing gymnasiums like two years after winning Eurovision.
She fucking sucks. There's nothing unique or amazing about her. The jury gave her the win because it was the 50 year anniversary of Abba. Everyone knows Kaarija actually won.
 

Turk February

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Apparently her sister is a loon and she failed to capitalize on her first win so she ended up playing gymnasiums like two years after winning Eurovision.
And by winning she actually lost. Because people outside Sweden now fucking hate her.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Ray Stevenson!
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They make my mouth, gums and throat itchy if they're raw, which is the only way I eat them. A bunch of stuff does, just not to the point that it fucks me up, so I probably have the same allergy but milder.

Mold allergy here, which is why I'm careful about mushrooms.

It's a very hit and miss allergy, too. I've had plenty of mushrooms with no knock to my health, but one time I tried some of that mushroom coffee? I felt like I couldn't breathe after.

I guess it's a stupid allergy, actually.
 
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