Fruit, vegetables, and other healthy food

[Turk February]

In grade 4 I had a hippie teacher and she'd get bored sometimes and get an acoustic guitar, maybe a nylon stringed one, and sing a whole set to pass the time. I'm pretty sure she was Irish too so it was interesting to me.

She also had a policy that if you can fill a water balloon by yourself you can throw it at anyone. And let us got her house to show what she means. We fucking hit a car across the road cuz she gave us a fucking catapult.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I like most fruits and vegetables but only for the past 10 years or so a bunch of them make my gums and mouth itchy. Like not to the point that I don't eat them, but it is weird. Bananas, pineapple, mangoes, carrots all do it.

Both me and my wife suddenly became allergic to apples years ago and we get the same itchy throat and mouth symptoms. Monsanto must be pulling some fuckery

 

[PickleRickle]

Did anyone do the obvious joke about turning fruits into vegetables?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

cauliflower is underrated.

I have a feeling 2025 could be the year of the cauli.

deep fry them shits and throw some homemade buffalo sauce on there and that's some good eatin

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Both me and my wife suddenly became allergic to apples years ago and we get the same itchy throat and mouth symptoms. Monsanto must be pulling some fuckery

My teacher took us to her house one time to see her llamas.

 

[Turk February]

My teacher took us to her house one time to see her llamas.

How the fuck did they drive us all. There was like 20-30 kids in a class. It's an honest question. I don't remember.

 

[BUBBLER]

My teacher took us to her house one time to see her llamas.

Were they nice?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How the fuck did they drive us all. There was like 20-30 kids in a class. It's an honest question. I don't remember.

I think our teacher made a field trip of it. We got to chill with the llamas, her cool ass husband told us about how he built their awesome log home and we did some other hippie type shit that I can't remember. They were really cool people.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

You guys ever try a cucumber. It's fucking amazing.

...in the ass

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Were they nice?

They were but the one kid wanted to make them spit so he spit at them and the one spit back at him. It smelled so bad and probably ruined his shirt.

 

[BUBBLER]

Up the ass?

...in the ass

Nigga you better go back and rib this

 

[BUBBLER]

They were but the one kid wanted to make them spit so he spit at them and the one spit back at him. It smelled so bad and probably ruined his shirt.

Did you hit him with a "nice shirt, stupid"

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I like a nice sweet clover blossom and sourgrass flowers if I'm out walking. Just a tasssste

 

[Turk February]

In like 2017 I had to take a class of kindergarteners to go and eat bibimbap which I hate. And I'm not allowed to smoke in front of the kids. So I told my supervisor I need to change my socks and went behind the bus to smoke.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Nigga you better go back and rib this

Motherfawked again by commenting before reading the whole thread

 

[Nigger John]

I eat bananas and spinach daily

 

[Turk February]

I eat bananas and spinach daily

Those are penises and poop. You have been misled.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I eat bananas and spinach daily

Fun Fact: Bananas are berries.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fun Fact: Bananas are berries.

I refuse to accept that.

 

[GialloGlove]

Papaya tastes like feet.