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Fix that fukkin' fence

TorquieTwoBeers

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Hilarious about the permit aspect. Typically, I don't think you need one if you are replacing something in kind. Wonder if there was never one for the original fence so now they're making him get one.

He's going to have to submit drawings and/or a plan for the fence plus pay the permit fee on top of his fines. You just had to blab to everyone that you fixed your fence, eh Fatso?
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Explains why he is just getting around to mowing the lawn. This is great. We fucking told him and posted the rules and he still fucks it up. I dont think he paid anyone to put up the panels judging by how poorly it was done. It should be interesting to see how he fixes it. Im guessing he tries to pry out the nails and rehang the panels correctly. In the process tearing up the wood and hopefully.

A permit looks to be $80. Just when pat thought he could sit back and put his feet up. Now he has to get back out there and do twice the amount of work because he couldnt be bothered to do it legally. His selfishness made him hang it with panels facing his property. He is his own worst enemy.

Back to Lowes for a prybar like I suggested when it was first put up. Either way it looked like shit and needs to be corrected. Maybe this time he will put in the effort to line it all up straight.
He really is his own worst enemy and it’s brilliant.

The pests usually do give him actual good advice as part of the trolling. It was in his best interests to correct what people said was out of code but he refused to listen because he’s an emotional, combative soy boy.

Of course his terrible attitude compelled someone to report it and now his legitimate code violation is compounding.

He really does act like someone with a 1.7 GPA.
 

NoBacon

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HalfHouseFatty

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He just has to move fence onto other side of uprights,pay for permit for a fence and then final inspection when done
When he gets the inspection I bet they make him put concrete in the fence post holes. Not just fill them in with dirt like he did. That fence will blow down before the summer is over if he doesn't.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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He really is his own worst enemy and it’s brilliant.

The pests usually do give him actual good advice as part of the trolling. It was in his best interests to correct what people said was out of code but he refused to listen because he’s an emotional, combative soy boy.

Of course his terrible attitude compelled someone to report it and now his legitimate code violation is compounding.

He really does act like someone with a 1.7 GPA.
Thats whats funny. He will turn down actual good advice just on principal. He cant let the trolls be correct. So he will intentionally do it the wrong way just because the trolls cant be right. Its a lose/lose for him. He either takes the advice and we get to say " I told you so" or he does it wrong and gets laughed at and it costs him more time and money. He would rather do it wrong than let the trolls be right.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Thats whats funny. He will turn down actual good advice just on principal. He cant let the trolls be correct. So he will intentionally do it the wrong way just because the trolls cant be right. Its a lose/lose for him. He either takes the advice and we get to say " I told you so" or he does it wrong and gets laughed at and it costs him more time and money. He would rather do it wrong than let the trolls be right.
I think he's the only one who doesn't know that he's the I in #DLTIW

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Slackjawed Cow

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Sorry stlaker, I have to tweet about Elon all weekend. I dont have time to fulfill my homeowner responsibilities.

I hope when he gets fined for it that he calls them up trying to blame internet trolls when he did everything wrong on his own. " I dont have time to fix it, Im trying to go viral!"
 

fricklefrackle

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Thats whats funny. He will turn down actual good advice just on principal. He cant let the trolls be correct. So he will intentionally do it the wrong way just because the trolls cant be right. Its a lose/lose for him. He either takes the advice and we get to say " I told you so" or he does it wrong and gets laughed at and it costs him more time and money. He would rather do it wrong than let the trolls be right.
Pat, you should get that growth checked. It's looks malignant.
 
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