Fix that fukkin' fence

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

What we can't see in any of these documents is Patrick arguing with and childing the inspector.

 

[BudDickman]

I like that the letter is addressed to Niki, and it specifically mentions bankruptcy:

Please be advised that if you have filed for bankruptcy, this letter is for informational purposes and is not intended to be construed as an attempt to collect a debt during the pendency of your bankruptcy as other conditions may apply.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What we can't see in any of these documents is Patrick arguing with and childing the inspector.

Once pat finally resolves this, Im sure someone will give Dave a polite phone call to see how it went dealing with pat. Maybe we will have a good laugh about what a stubborn ass pat really is. Whoever does this, please be kind to Dave he is just a hard working man that has to deal with pat in person and we all know what a toll that can take.

 

[Stent]

I bet Rick opens Niki's mail now and hides it.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

New documents filed agains Piggy and Drinky. Click Record Info > Attachments to view.

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This is quite the educated Negro. No Ebonics and they knew what Horizontal meant… except I’m pretty sure they would see the vertical slats if it was the wrong way, you see the Horizontal Braces are on Pats side because he put the fence in wrong. Either way I’ll give them props for using a word instead of “ey nigga hol up, I be seeing his wood and sheeit!”

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Addressed only to Big Niki. Pat is legally her pet retard.

EDIT* Actually two letters went out. One each because why would anyone think they were married? Not like she took his name or anything.

 

[guest]

Why is this their life?

 

[Jenna]

Niki leave him. lol lesbian! lol black guys! Leave him and try 100% with the next whoever you want to date. Any race. White privilege. Do you get how valuable you are? Not-that-fat, okay-face white woman?

 

[guest]

Why is this their life?

Well pat’s a fat retard and nikkki just doesn’t get involved. Considering they probably only fuck twice a year while on vacation and with a pegging sesh on their birthdays, I’m sure the tax and caretaker benefits come out to her getting paid more than the most high class whores in manhattan. Shit, I’d put up with that if I got that AND a half hovel all to myself for 350 days a year. Too bad she underestimated his retardation and will have to foot the bill for his fuckups so she’s down to crackwhore wages for a couple of years.

To sum up the word salad, nik’s in it for the money and pat is fat.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Nice fence, stupid.

 

[Phish]

This is quite the educated Negro. No Ebonics and they knew what Horizontal meant… except I’m pretty sure they would see the vertical slats if it was the wrong way, you see the Horizontal Braces are on Pats side because he put the fence in wrong. Either way I’ll give them props for using a word instead of “ey nigga hol up, I be seeing his wood and sheeit!”

…you dont actually think a negro wrote that do you?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

…you dont actually think a negro wrote that do you?

No I know it was one of the rascals. I’m just goofin on the bit Brotherman. If they really wanted to LARP as one of Pats neighbors they missed the opportunity to make this complaint hilarious.

 

[Stent]

He's only got about 8 foot of fence and yet it's now an issue with the city and people are laughing at him.

It's impressive how stupid he is.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Let’s not forget the paragraph about possible prosecution.

Guess you should have said Norm was funny.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

You could add up every pity sale of his books that he's gotten over the past two years, and you wouldn't even come close to covering the cost for the first reinspection.

We work for you now... Right piggy?

Also has anyone taken credit for this yet? Whoever sent in that complaint with the attached tweet deserves to be blown before, during, and after the Jacuzzi.

 

[FurBurger]

Addressed only to Big Niki. Pat is legally her pet retard.

EDIT* Actually two letters went out. One each because why would anyone think they were married? Not like she took his name or anything.

Three went out - one to Nikki, one to Pat, and one to Nikki & Pat together because someone fucked up their data entry job.

I'm gonna chalk that failure up to Fatrick as well.

Also, that's a pre-made fence panel and so all he had to do was get the motherfucker pointed in the right direction, and he still fucked it up.

 

[guest]

It will be hilarious if he fixes the fence but fails to get the permit.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Reddit Guy should remind him that applying for that permit would be submitting to the trolls and letting the idiots win. Boy, he would hate that. Might even refuse to do it.

 

[BudDickman]

Three went out - one to Nikki, one to Pat, and one to Nikki & Pat together because someone fucked up their data entry job.

I'm gonna chalk that failure up to Fatrick as well.

Also, that's a pre-made fence panel and so all he had to do was get the motherfucker pointed in the right direction, and he still fucked it up.

How funny would it be if Pat and Niki had had an argument about which way the panels should go in and Pat insisted on the horizontal boards being out?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

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