Dovid turning the screws

[The Sue Deal]

It was always hilarious when a woman would come into the studio. And one of the comics would say something like "which one of us would you want to fuck?" or whatever. And it was almost always Opie. Or one of the random interns in some cases. The chef that Ian Halperin brought in asked Opie out after the show but I think he was engaged at that point. "Google it".

I still laugh when crackhead Vos was called a 'seven' by the waitress at the Cellar, and Norton and Patrice meekly combined for a seven. And then of course it leading to the infamous bombing. "Paul from Lawrence said it not me".

I’m gonna turn my faggot barometer on and go full gay for this one.

If you were a woman , Opie is the obvious choice. Everyone at O&A was visually a fucking mongrel and thats not getting into their personal lives.

We can rule out all the uncharismatic fat fucks like Erock, Bobby, and Roland immediately. Vos has the physicality of a ventriloquists dummy and his teeth fit the bill too. Once you hear him speak you realize he’s as stupid as he looks. Burr could only get a monkey to fuck him. Louis CK had to jerk off in front of his employees, not even famous enough to go full Weinstein. Patrice could probably fuck whoever just because he didn’t care, but the fact that he was a fat black guy meant he didn’t really have a chance besides rape. The interns and assorted employees were just as bad. They were gonna fuck Danny? David? 40 year old teenager Troy Quan? Steve Capri-si? Beak nose Travis? ….Sam? Fuck no.

So that brings me to the main 3. Anthony is ungodly ugly, more so than anyone else I previously mentioned. Balding, fake teeth, alcoholic, rough skin, unknown race, frail and flabby arms…a mustang can’t make up for that shit. Especially because everytime a girl would come in studio Anthonys go to move was to just act like a little boy. Thats not getting you pussy. Jim is a chinless, bald midget with 0 interests besides celebrity photos, penis, and Ozzy. He wouldn’t even succeed as a sugar daddy. And he wears maroon pants.

Then you look at Opie. If we’re going off of the time he was on O&A: He had a full head of hair with no grey to be seen. He actually had a chin. He was physically in shape. He didn’t fawn over girls like he needed to see their pussy or he would kill himself. He just didn’t give a fawwwwk. That’s attractive to women. The pooka shells and unfitted t shirts are a turnoff but better than fucking Kiss shirts and Tony two outfits.

What i’m getting at is i’m gay.

 

[The Sue Deal]

You are a woman trying to start a life and find a good man who will take care of you, what do you pick?:

One guy works 6-10. When he gets home he screams about his coworker and starts drinking. He walks around the house with guns high out of his mind on Xanax. The house is a shitty “mansion” in Long Island thats main attractions are the shittiest home theatre you’ve ever seen and a dinosaur by the pool. When he’s too alone with his thoughts he invites an assortment of pedophiles, retards, and geriatrics for a party until 2am. Repeat.

The other guy works 6-10. When he gets home he just fawwkin relaxes. Maybe goes out to boogie board. Maybe he goes to FH Rileys. Maybe goes to shoot the fawwkin lights on on the basketball court. Doesn’t really drink, doesn’t do drugs. Just a normal fucking life. And oh yeah: He owns two homes that aren’t designed around being a shittier Neverland.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Fuck Lainie, I’m glad she’s crippled now. Evil fucking cunt.

what happened to her?

 

[The Sue Deal]

what happened to her?

She’s has the terrible disease thats known as being a woman

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

what happened to her?

Big Jay told on an episode of LOS that she was on her way to SDR show and she buzzed up yelling into the speaker that she needed help getting upstairs. Sounded like some kind of bacterial infection that fucked up her legs. Hardest I laughed in a while, evil cunt ruining young women’s lives* when she’s an ugly old manipulative Jew bitch stuffing her pocket with money she has no right to.

 

[Nana Cumia]

When did you and the other staff realize Nana and the Opster hated each other? Did the Worm hate the Opster the whole time or was that over time because they would hang out together?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Like, you're arguing with the guy who was there for bookings. I'm sure he did for his own personal reasons. Jim Norton had almost zero control over guests getting booked for the show. Guests would be pitched to the group by Steve/Roland and Opie would shoot down porn people left and right.

Because you're not a proven self serving liar (Jew)

 

[Meownaw]

It was always hilarious when a woman would come into the studio. And one of the comics would say something like "which one of us would you want to fuck?" or whatever. And it was almost always Opie. Or one of the random interns in some cases. The chef that Ian Halperin brought in asked Opie out after the show but I think he was engaged at that point. "Google it".

I still laugh when crackhead Vos was called a 'seven' by the waitress at the Cellar, and Norton and Patrice meekly combined for a seven. And then of course it leading to the infamous bombing. "Paul from Lawrence said it not me".

My favorite part about that bomb is Ants voice cracks a little while saying it.

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

He coulda been a fawkin modelll. Instead he chose the business of show.

 

[guest]

Always liked you on the show Bendovid.

Kill yourself

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Thank god that hog is clipped. Danny’s father would kill him if he licked a foreskin, foreskin means the Penis isn’t Kosher. I heard Jewish homosexuals had to be came on instead of in the ass because they can’t mix meat and dairy.

 

[DrAllanSniffenDDS]

Danny, any interest in getting lunch at John Sullivans and laughing at the ghoul sitting alone in a corner drinking and doing “show prep”?

 

[FingerofGod]

The pooka shells and unfitted t shirts are a turnoff

ME: Are you seriously trying to start a war wit da Puka Posse? Gotta keep my fawkin head on a swivel from now on *sniff*

 

[I_amnot_anyone]

Where’s the discord

 

[guest]

What’s this christ killer up to?
@HH Brother will heebee kikeburger be allowed on danforo?
I think he only has half a sink

 

[HH Brother]

What’s this christ killer up to?
@HH Brother will heebee kikeburger be allowed on danforo?

Kickable-ster only would be able to make an appearance if I can have him on NPS, and he has to kill himself live on the stream, potatoster.

 

[Single Action Army]

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Way too much hair

Fuck Lainie, I’m glad she’s crippled now. Evil fucking cunt.

Wha happen? That brings me joy, gross ogre pimp

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Way too much hair


Wha happen? That brings me joy, gross ogre pimp

I’m just going to copy and paste my comment that’s at the top of the page but:

Big Jay told on an episode of LOS that she was on her way to SDR show and she buzzed up yelling into the speaker that she needed help getting upstairs. Sounded like some kind of bacterial infection that fucked up her legs. Hardest I laughed in a while, evil cunt ruining young women’s lives* when she’s an ugly old manipulative Jew bitch stuffing her pocket with money she has no right to.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Why did Erock always have such a cunty womanly tone when speaking to anyone?

 

[Single Action Army]

I’m just going to copy and paste my comment that’s at the top of the page but:

Big Jay told on an episode of LOS that she was on her way to SDR show and she buzzed up yelling into the speaker that she needed help getting upstairs. Sounded like some kind of bacterial infection that fucked up her legs. Hardest I laughed in a while, evil cunt ruining young women’s lives* when she’s an ugly old manipulative Jew bitch stuffing her pocket with money she has no right to.

Cursed with leprosy for exploitation of the meek and her part in killing Christ, Mashallah.
Edit: I stopped reading the thread quite literally right before you answered it previously, and you were nice enough to answer again.
Please accept my coupon for one free handjob.

Why did Erock always have such a cunty womanly tone when speaking to anyone?

Because he was frustrated that he was abused but lacked any wit or assertiveness to combat it with anything other than passive aggression and curling up like a slug and taking it.