Dovid turning the screws

[Meownaw]

Yeah, I was excited to find the clip and give you shit for your line, but you’re absolutely right, everyone bombed. Especially jimmy. Hatable little nobody. It should have been Col third mic or burr or anyone.

Even Bobby would have been a better 3rd mic.

 

[LingerLonger]

I feel like being put in a GTA game is a way bigger favor than coming on to plug. GTA didn't sell because of Opie & Anthony.

Not for Lazlow. He was one of those guys that wanted to be famous. Rockstar didn't need him to promote GTA obviously. But he was one of those douches like Todd Howard where he wanted to be as famous as the games he was promoting and the presentations and trailers had to be about him as much as games. Lazlow needed to promote the games and appear in the games even if it meant having a penis tattooed on likeness or whatever. "John Romero will make you his bitch" and so on.

It was an ego trip for Lazlow to be center of attention even though he was mediocre on radio. But O&A could never rip on him or put callers that would attack him on air. Because they were too friendly to him. Lazlow is a friend to the show. Kristen Bell is a nobody to Opie despite being famous. That was the difference.

 

[BenDovid]

You're acting as if Lazlow was doing Rockstar promotion on his own time to chase fame. The company sent him out to various outlets to demo games. It was literally his job. The Housers wrote him into GTAV to bust his balls. He shaved his head before release as he didn't want people to recognize him. You can't want to be recognized as the in game character and shave your head pre-release at the same time.

 

[Mr Ass]

Bendovid

What did Nana, Jim, and the guys think when Opie would bring up Brother Weeze or have him on the show? He was the worst.

 

[BootyJuice]

Bendovid

What did Nana, Jim, and the guys think when Opie would bring up Brother Weeze or have him on the show? He was the worst.

I too share Mr. Ass’ inquiry here.

 

[BenDovid]

I don't think it's a big secret that we all would goof on Opie behind the scenes. He'd always talk about Weeze as his "mentor" and it was like, yeah..that tracks. But I don't remember any specific times where there was a long discussion about the guy. Maybe just his name brought up in jest and we'd have a chuckle and move on.

 

[Treat Yourself]

that tracks.

Stop talking like your golems.

 

[Greygooser]

I don't think it's a big secret that we all would goof on Opie behind the scenes. He'd always talk about Weeze as his "mentor" and it was like, yeah..that tracks. But I don't remember any specific times where there was a long discussion about the guy. Maybe just his name brought up in jest and we'd have a chuckle and move on.

Hey I asked you this on Reddit a few years ago and you were going to try and locate it, but can you get the elusive photo of Sam sucking on a dildo in Erock’s pants? I’d really like to be able to reply to everything he says on Twitter with it. I know it exists because they’d bring it up while on air to bust sams balls but I don’t think it ever got out to the public. TYFYS

 

[2-4-6-h8]

Hey I asked you this on Reddit a few years ago and you were going to try and locate it, but can you get the elusive photo of Sam sucking on a dildo in Erock’s pants? I’d really like to be able to reply to everything he says on Twitter with it. I know it exists because they’d bring it up while on air to bust sams balls but I don’t think it ever got out to the public. TYFYS

I definitely had a copy of this photo but lost it when my drive shit the bed. Been looking for it ever since because I hate that mutant muppet Sam.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

 

[ChimpanZ]

Hey David, first time long time. I take back my earlier post in the thread where I called you a kike. With that said, can we get a more detailed breakdown of how Norton would go about booking porn Whores. I’ll hang up and listen for your answer.

 

[LingerLonger]

Hey David, first time long time. I take back my earlier post in the thread where I called you a kike. With that said, can we get a more detailed breakdown of how Norton would go about booking porn Whores. I’ll hang up and listen for your answer.

The whores had managers. Pentouse, Playboy, Hustler, also had booking agents that people could call. Some of those "agents" would flat out ask people if it was a media appearance or escorting. So they would be booked through them, where Norton would have Roland or whoever contact Penthouse to get a certain whore, and Penthouse would fly the whore and a manager to NY. Norton also had his own agent reach out to the people who made the porn awards so he could host the AVNs. He would never book them directly or handle anything himself.

These women would fly or travel across state lines for 'parties' or 'radio appearances' knowing that they would be hooking on the side to avoid sex trafficking laws (like the ones Spitzer got caught for). Playboy basically had an entire system for sending out women as escorts under guise of going on talk shows or doing live appearances or whatever.

But it also wasn't just Norton booking the porn stars. During Lady Di's internship week they had that one whore Bell Knox or whoever in to bore the audience to death. Sam is the one who booked her through her manager. Not Norton. As her manager hosted her own porn podcast, and Sam told her he could get her clients on O&A, if they let him come on the porn podcast as a guest. Because Sam wanted to raise his profile and get his own show on Sirius. Sam would do stuff like this all of the time and same with Roland and other losers. Roland would trade plugs on the air for restaurant service and free food and whatever. Or guys in the office would book actors and actresses just to try to score movie premier tickets. Or Norton once begging Opie off air to let more UFC fighters on the show knowing that his real agenda was to try to land a job at the UFC (which he did).

Everyone mocks Stern for being a cheap kike and the Pelican Brief and all of that. But when people felt comfortable to drop plugs on his show and use it for cheap advertising despite not having permission, he cracked down on it hardcore. O&A clearly stopped caring at some point and let the back office just drown the listeners in trash programming too often.

 

[BenDovid]

The whores had managers. Pentouse, Playboy, Hustler, also had booking agents that people could call. Some of those "agents" would flat out ask people if it was a media appearance or escorting. So they would be booked through them, where Norton would have Roland or whoever contact Penthouse to get a certain whore, and Penthouse would fly the whore and a manager to NY. Norton also had his own agent reach out to the people who made the porn awards so he could host the AVNs. He would never book them directly or handle anything himself.

No. Most of the porn bookings were Steve C, as he was swimming in pornography contacts. Lanie would usually be the one to call and ask if girls could come in. Jim Norton wasn't booking porn stars. Most of them wouldn't even take their tits out, they're fucking Norton on the side? Stop. Actually very early at XM, Jim was trying to fuck whatever porn girl was in and struck out. She liked one of the interns though and took him back to her hotel to fuck him. Jim called her later to pay. That was the only time I recall Jim actively trying to fuck a porn guest off-air.

 

[FamilyDollar]

Actually very early at XM, Jim was trying to fuck whatever porn girl was in and struck out. She liked one of the interns though and took him back to her hotel to fuck him. Jim called her later to pay.

That reminds me of this other story from back in the day. There was this intern who a pornstar was going to blow but he couldn't get hard. Does that ring a bell for you? Can't remember the jewsters name teehee.

Also, didn't the intern have a girlfriend at the time? How'd he smooth that one over?

But it also wasn't just Norton booking the porn stars. During Lady Di's internship week they had that one whore Bell Knox or whoever in to bore the audience to death. Sam is the one who booked her through her manager.

Thanks, I hate Sam even more now.

 

[BenDovid]

That reminds me of this other story from back in the day. There was this intern who a pornstar was going to blow but he couldn't get hard. Does that ring a bell for you? Can't remember the jewsters name teehee.

Also, didn't the intern have a girlfriend at the time? How'd he smooth that one over?

Thanks, I hate Sam even more now.

You try get hard with Opie staring at your dick. Also, wasn't a pornstar.

Yes he did. And he tagged her for another 5 years.

 

[Mr Ass]

No. Most of the porn bookings were Steve C, as he was swimming in pornography contacts. Lanie would usually be the one to call and ask if girls could come in. Jim Norton wasn't booking porn stars. Most of them wouldn't even take their tits out, they're fucking Norton on the side? Stop. Actually very early at XM, Jim was trying to fuck whatever porn girl was in and struck out. She liked one of the interns though and took him back to her hotel to fuck him. Jim called her later to pay. That was the only time I recall Jim actively trying to fuck a porn guest off-air.

Intern Noah #1. Jimmy is pathetic.

Starts at 102:00

 

[ElectricJigaboo]

The whores had managers. Pentouse, Playboy, Hustler, also had booking agents that people could call. Some of those "agents" would flat out ask people if it was a media appearance or escorting. So they would be booked through them, where Norton would have Roland or whoever contact Penthouse to get a certain whore, and Penthouse would fly the whore and a manager to NY. Norton also had his own agent reach out to the people who made the porn awards so he could host the AVNs. He would never book them directly or handle anything himself.

These women would fly or travel across state lines for 'parties' or 'radio appearances' knowing that they would be hooking on the side to avoid sex trafficking laws (like the ones Spitzer got caught for). Playboy basically had an entire system for sending out women as escorts under guise of going on talk shows or doing live appearances or whatever.

But it also wasn't just Norton booking the porn stars. During Lady Di's internship week they had that one whore Bell Knox or whoever in to bore the audience to death. Sam is the one who booked her through her manager. Not Norton. As her manager hosted her own porn podcast, and Sam told her he could get her clients on O&A, if they let him come on the porn podcast as a guest. Because Sam wanted to raise his profile and get his own show on Sirius. Sam would do stuff like this all of the time and same with Roland and other losers. Roland would trade plugs on the air for restaurant service and free food and whatever. Or guys in the office would book actors and actresses just to try to score movie premier tickets. Or Norton once begging Opie off air to let more UFC fighters on the show knowing that his real agenda was to try to land a job at the UFC (which he did).

Everyone mocks Stern for being a cheap kike and the Pelican Brief and all of that. But when people felt comfortable to drop plugs on his show and use it for cheap advertising despite not having permission, he cracked down on it hardcore. O&A clearly stopped caring at some point and let the back office just drown the listeners in trash programming too often.

Lanie was the manager of the all the porn whores that did the show during the Sirius-Xm years.

 

[LingerLonger]

Jim Norton wasn't booking porn stars.

Wrong completely. Do you just like being contrary, faggot? Norton was absolutely contacting porn managers and pornographers for his own reasons. His own manager lobbied him to host the AVNs because Norton desperately wanted it. And he was always trying to do things like get on set with porn films and make personal contact with other people involved in pornography, or even prostitution or brothels. Norton would ask tons of the porn stars and Penthouse girls or whatever for 'dates' after the shows. Anthony, Master Po, and others did as well. As someone posted here, Norton hilarious failed with the one Kandy girl or whatever, where she banged Intern Noah instead and Norton frustratingly swore off hookers to his mother's delight. "....but Dr. Phil says...".

Norton's various incursions into the porn world resulted in all sorts of sordid tales. Like Bunny Ranch visits where he thought that the girls were on drugs or hadn't washed in between clients. Threesomes with Ron Jeremy. And other assorted degeneracy. Norton was a hustler behind the scenes. Getting his agent to get him articles in the news about his apartment. Getting quotes and interviews about 'happy ending massages' in the news or in books even. Constantly trying to get television and movies gigs.

Norton was booking so many people at one point that Opie banned him from being allowed to book people. This lead to Norton pleading with Opie during a break to be allowed to book a guy named Roy Den Hollander after Opie had repeatedly told Norton that the interview was not going to happen. Norton got his way, which resulted in one of the greatest phone interview meltdowns of all time not just in O&A history but all history. Where Hollander ended up threatening to murder Norton, suing Norton and Sirius-XM, and years later going out in actual murder suicide. "We can go down to Peru, Jimmy....do a little....duel".

 

[BenDovid]

Wrong completely. Do you just like being contrary, faggot? Norton was absolutely contacting porn managers and pornographers for his own reasons.

Like, you're arguing with the guy who was there for bookings. I'm sure he did for his own personal reasons. Jim Norton had almost zero control over guests getting booked for the show. Guests would be pitched to the group by Steve/Roland and Opie would shoot down porn people left and right.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

How was Ron? He seems pretty awful to work under but probably not bad to work with