Don Cherry Presents The Abe Vigoda Xtreme Canadian Christmas Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Abe, does this mean you're a white Canadian Farooq?

Does that make @Turk February a vanilla Ahmed Johnson?


Because I'm clearly D'Lo.

I'm abso-fucking-lutely the Farooq of this outfit. I guess Turry's either The Rock or the guy who was also The Godfather. He could have a bunch of hoes wearing big foam toothbrush costumes.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, I feel like Turk is more of a Mark Henry because he's The World's Fattest Man.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Boq is Owen Hart lol

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Boq is Owen Hart lol

That makes sense. He died coming into the ring to face The Godfather.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That makes sense. He died coming into the ring to face The Godfather.

I just thought it was funny that he's the blackest of the Canadians and Owen Hart was the only white guy in NOD.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Do Americans refer to getting their asses kicked as a boot-fucking? I mean who cares really but I'm curious.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Do Americans refer to getting their asses kicked as a boot-fucking? I mean who cares really but I'm curious.

I’ve never heard that before.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I’ve never heard that before.

You guys suck

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Biz Nasty got bootfucked by a bunch of fat old gypsies and ran away with one shoe on lol

Like a WARRIOR.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Bootfucked is such a perfect Canadianism. "Didya hear about Donny, byes? He got bootfucked pretty bad down the docks there."

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Bootfucked is such a perfect Canadianism. "Didya hear about Donny, byes? He got bootfucked pretty bad down the docks there."

Didya hear about Abe? He got buttfucked pretty bad down the docks there.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Donny got bootfucked because one of the Bits dads caught him peeking out from behind the Zamboni again

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Didya hear about Abe? He got buttfucked pretty bad down the docks there.

I did not.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I did not.

You didn't hear?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Didya hear about Donny, byes?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

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He should be dragged behind a truck

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He should be dragged behind a truck

Do Canadians not like Donny Dumphy?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Do Canadians not like Donny Dumphy?

It's such a cynical cash grab. Nice wig, faggot. Nice affected accent, faggot. Suspiciously nice teeth for a Newfie dirt bag, faggot. I don't know how other Canadians feel but he drives me nuts.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It's such a cynical cash grab. Nice wig, faggot. Nice affected accent, faggot. Suspiciously nice teeth for a Newfie dirt bag, faggot. I don't know how other Canadians feel but he drives me nuts.

I see. So it's some kind of newfoundland minstrel show

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I see. So it's some kind of newfoundland minstrel show

Real newfies still think the camera is going to steal their soul