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My buddy who doesn't drink very often kind of drunkenly quasi-assaulted Doug Gilmour one time. He just went right up to him and grabbed him by the jacket and was telling him he loved him and was trying to get him to sign our other buddy's jersey. He said he didn't want to start that up or he'd be signing autographs all day and my buddy manhandled him around the corner and was like "Here, quick, nobody can see ya" and he did it. I was embarrassed as hell and being like "what the FUCK are you doing??" He was just like "Getting the jersey signed!" "Well get your fucking hands off him, man." Douggie was cool as shit about it and was laughing at my buddy the whole time.
"Happy holidays" is ruining hockey. It's "Merry Christmas", you people! You'd never hear Dougie Gilmour or Bobby Probert saying "happy holidays", would you?!
Don called him "Bobby Orral" when Bobby was the captain of the TimbitsView attachment 235923
This picture rules because Bobby Orr is clearly making fun of Terry Fox's leg ordeal and Terry's politely smiling like "Yeah, Bobby, it sure is funny that cancer took my leg in my prime, huh?" And Bobby's like "That's Mr. Orr to you, Curly."
It's hilarious how he's visibly having his balls busted and he hates it. Also hilarious how willing Bobby Orr was to make fun of a cripple on camera.
Timbits hockey wasn't even a thing when Bobby Orr was a boy. LOOKITUPDon called him "Bobby Orral" when Bobby was the captain of the Timbits
Paul Bissonette got into a brawl with a bunch of Irish gypsies in a restaurant in AZ recently and it brought down their whole stupid scam ring.
Just a nice ONTARIO boy defending the waitresses and male waitresses.
This is my truthTimbits hockey wasn't even a thing when Bobby Orr was a boy. LOOKITUP
A nice spiral cut ham, duck l'orange and scalloped potatoes.What’s on the table for a traditional Canadian Christmas dinner?
That was uncalled for, I'm sorry.What's on the table for American Canadian Christmas? Shit? Big bowls of shit?
Shit with kraft singles melted on topWhat's on the table for American Canadian Christmas? Shit? Big bowls of shit?
O Canada has been replaced as the national anthem by the Nation Of Domination entrance music. You'd get that if anything FUCKING WORKED HERE
HE DIDN'T FUCKIN DO NOTHINOl' Teflon Don Cherry they called him. The charges never stuck
Oh Terry doesn't fucking rate, huh? GET OUT MY THREAD I'M DOING JOURNALISM IN HEREAbe, does this mean you're a white Canadian Farooq?
Does that make @Turk February a vanilla Ahmed Johnson?
Because I'm clearly D'Lo.
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