Don Cherry Presents The Abe Vigoda Xtreme Canadian Christmas Spectacular Megathread

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Actually newfies are more of a hillbilly than a redneck. It's a subtle but important distinction.

Bubba, you don't know what true hillbillies are

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Bubba, you don't know what true hillbillies are

There's a spectrum and they're somewhere on it.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

There's a spectrum and they're somewhere on it.

Hillbilly is an entirely Appalachian phenomenon. Sorry, my Canadian cousins. Treat hillbillies like we treat hockey.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Hillbilly is an entirely Appalachian phenomenon. Sorry, my Canadian cousins. Treat hillbillies like we treat hockey.

Although ethnically, they are of the same stock that hillbillies come from. They're just on the sea. They're seabillies

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Although ethnically, they are of the same stock that hillbillies come from. They're just on the sea. They're seabillies

Even when I'm wrong I'm still on the right side of the spectrum

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Even when I'm wrong I'm still on the right side of the spectrum

I've expounded on the deep link between Canada and America on country music before. All the old timers in my family had Hank Snow records

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I've expounded on the deep link between Canada and America on country music before. All the old timers in my family had Hank Snow records

Wilf Carter slaps, child

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Wilf Carter slaps, child

Thanks for the recommendation, stlaker

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Thanks for the recommendation, stlaker

That's a fawkin deep cut, bye. He yodels, fair warning

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

That's a fawkin deep cut, bye. He yodels, fair warning

Nigga i am from the poor south. I grew up listening to yodeling in a country music setting

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Nigga i am from the poor south. I grew up listening to yodeling in a country music setting

Well I didn't know that FUCK FACE. We were in Alberta when I was a boy and that's our closest analogue.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Well I didn't know that FUCK FACE. We were in Alberta when I was a boy and that's our closest analogue.

I love the canadians on here, besides obstinate dying rotten hand enthusiast @Turk February , but i will not be out-maneuvered or big-boyed on county music from you people. The 'country' in country music is half of the original 13 colonies

 

[Turk February]

I love the canadians on here, besides obstinate dying rotten hand enthusiast @Turk February , but i will not be out-maneuvered or big-boyed on county music from you people. The 'country' in country music is half of the original 13 colonies

I'm the best one shit dick faggot. I'll cut a hole in your neck and piss in it.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I love the canadians on here, besides obstinate dying rotten hand enthusiast @Turk February , but i will not be out-maneuvered or big-boyed on county music from you people. The 'country' in country music is half of the original 13 colonies

Oh I know. We've got nothing on your toothless, sister-fucking, still-making culture of degeneracy. WE ARE NOT WORTHY

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'm the best one shit dick faggot. I'll cut a hole in your neck and piss in it.

I love you most of all

Edit: not in a gay way

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Dummy's a good old country boy. Loves Rednex.

 

[Turk February]

I love you most of all

Edit: not in a gay way

You're not gay? That's pretty gay.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You're not gay? That's pretty gay.

I'm more of a fag

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Where's @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 so we can tell him to FUCK RIGHT OFF, BUD?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Loves Rednex.

I'm still trying to get even with Cotton Eye Joe