I love learning new Joe lore:
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Day 1 - The Mooing begins
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I know cruises are for white trash peasants and Russian immigrants but imagine saving your pennies for a "luxury" cruise and the entertainment is Joe fucking Cumia belting out All Along The Watchtower while playing his acoustic guitar. And he's wearing a black t-shirt with the sleeves cut off, baggy Wrangler jeans and white New Balances. Hysterical.
That’s precisely the reason why, funster. He’s going to be absolutely MISERABLE for the next several months and giving us all prime beef ribs
Im really glad to have some solid new Joe content. I now look forward to his daily updates.
This is exactly the sort of comedy gold I frequent this sewer for. There's no way he'll make it, and he's probably already working on the excuses he'll use when he bails on the job. And mention the army some more, stupid.
I'd be fucking ecstatic, but not because it's good music or anything.
Lmao even his friends have zero faith in him.
This is the sort of thing you tell yourself in your early 20s. My bed is shitty but it’s making me tougher! The pay sucks but they told me I’ll get way more next time! You should be preparing for retirement, moron.
fuck we need his voice reading this over some Ken Burns swipes of him
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Yeah, Dennis that was back when Joe still had options (Anthony was paying him.) Those days are over. He needs this.
This saga has the potential to be one of Joe's most buffoonish adventures yet. He's trying very hard to keep his chin up and pretend he's on some gallant, character-building adventure, but after one day he's already bitching about his accommodations, and his pay, and having to perform at some gay staff event. Joe hasn't done an honest day's work in decades, and he's in way, way over his bulbous bovine head with this gig. Some fugazi "agency" essentially conned Joe into taking this job, and now he's trapped on some damp leaky tub, half a planet away from his slovenly comfort zone. His eventual collapse is going to be riotously funny.
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It's going to be beautiful. He's the opposite of a team player and add to that the fact that he's basically a 65 year old spoiled brat who has to always have his own way (and has a teenage girl's need to post his every thought to social media)..this is going to be a lot of fun to watch. We should start a pool over how long he makes it.
I love how he compares his safety training to being in the Navy and the ship wobbling a bit to Normandy. What a fucking wimp.
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And Joe would definitely enjoy it more
A mouth’s a mouth.
Nah Im broke and carol told me she's gonna kick me out of the house... I'll make this.
How can he fit into the tiny shower? They probably hose him off on the lido deck instead.