Day 1 - The Mooing begins

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I love learning new Joe lore:

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I know cruises are for white trash peasants and Russian immigrants but imagine saving your pennies for a "luxury" cruise and the entertainment is Joe fucking Cumia belting out All Along The Watchtower while playing his acoustic guitar. And he's wearing a black t-shirt with the sleeves cut off, baggy Wrangler jeans and white New Balances. Hysterical.

 

[JebJoh]

How did we let this happen? He even told us about it in advance

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

How did we let this happen? He even told us about it in advance

That’s precisely the reason why, funster. He’s going to be absolutely MISERABLE for the next several months and giving us all prime beef ribs

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That’s precisely the reason why, funster. He’s going to be absolutely MISERABLE for the next several months and giving us all prime beef ribs

Im really glad to have some solid new Joe content. I now look forward to his daily updates.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

This is exactly the sort of comedy gold I frequent this sewer for. There's no way he'll make it, and he's probably already working on the excuses he'll use when he bails on the job. And mention the army some more, stupid.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I know cruises are for white trash peasants and Russian immigrants but imagine saving your pennies for a "luxury" cruise and the entertainment is Joe fucking Cumia belting out All Along The Watchtower while playing his acoustic guitar. And he's wearing a black t-shirt with the sleeves cut off, baggy Wrangler jeans and white New Balances. Hysterical.

I'd be fucking ecstatic, but not because it's good music or anything.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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Lmao even his friends have zero faith in him.

 

[DooDooBrown]

This is the sort of thing you tell yourself in your early 20s. My bed is shitty but it’s making me tougher! The pay sucks but they told me I’ll get way more next time! You should be preparing for retirement, moron.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

He thinks he is writing home during war time.

fuck we need his voice reading this over some Ken Burns swipes of him

 

[Antwan2]

(Think Normandy invasion sized swells)


Absolutely killed me.

 

[guest]

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Yeah, Dennis that was back when Joe still had options (Anthony was paying him.) Those days are over. He needs this.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

This is the sort of thing you tell yourself in your early 20s. My bed is shitty but it’s making me tougher! The pay sucks but they told me I’ll get way more next time! You should be preparing for retirement, moron.

This saga has the potential to be one of Joe's most buffoonish adventures yet. He's trying very hard to keep his chin up and pretend he's on some gallant, character-building adventure, but after one day he's already bitching about his accommodations, and his pay, and having to perform at some gay staff event. Joe hasn't done an honest day's work in decades, and he's in way, way over his bulbous bovine head with this gig. Some fugazi "agency" essentially conned Joe into taking this job, and now he's trapped on some damp leaky tub, half a planet away from his slovenly comfort zone. His eventual collapse is going to be riotously funny.

 

[guest]

This saga has the potential to be one of Joe's most buffoonish adventures yet. He's trying very hard to keep his chin up and pretend he's on some gallant, character-building adventure, but after one day he's already bitching about his accommodations, and his pay, and having to perform at some gay staff event. Joe hasn't done an honest day's work in decades, and he's in way, way over his bulbous bovine head with this gig. Some fugazi "agency" essentially conned Joe into taking this job, and now he's trapped on some damp leaky tub, half a planet away from his slovenly comfort zone. His eventual collapse is going to be riotously funny.

It's going to be beautiful. He's the opposite of a team player and add to that the fact that he's basically a 65 year old spoiled brat who has to always have his own way (and has a teenage girl's need to post his every thought to social media)..this is going to be a lot of fun to watch. We should start a pool over how long he makes it.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

I love how he compares his safety training to being in the Navy and the ship wobbling a bit to Normandy. What a fucking wimp.

 

[guest]

Cruising for cock would be less embarrassing..

And Joe would definitely enjoy it more

 

[Dog Eater]

geriatric pussy

A mouth’s a mouth.

 

[diabeetus]

I'm betting he's cried in the shower at least once. He's already cracking.

 

[RoTheHo69]

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Nah Im broke and carol told me she's gonna kick me out of the house... I'll make this.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

How can he fit into the tiny shower? They probably hose him off on the lido deck instead.