No way he makes it to July
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Day 1 - The Mooing begins
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Not quite the extended vacation Joe thought it would be. You know he thought he’d be living it up as a guest while he wasn’t performing. There is a reason cruise crews are predominantly third world people, Joe.
Amazing. He’s gonna have a ton of time on his hands. We could have a joeposting renaissance on our hands .
Would be the greatest thing to happen to this site.
I'll be getting my cow tipping boots ready.
Can't wait to see how fat he gets.
My body is ready
Fuck this stolen valor boomer-faggot. Comparing his stint as a human jukebox on a luxury cruise ship singing to blue hairs from Islington to the Navy is such a narcissistic move. Additionally making references to the weather conditions during the Normandy landings, referring to his guitar as his weapon, etc is also fucking disgusting.
I am glad the money is not that great this time Joe and I hope it doesn't increase for your second "tour."
Otherwise this buffoon is hilarious.
I am glad the money is not that great this time Joe and I hope it doesn't increase for your second "tour."
Otherwise this buffoon is hilarious.
He's complaining more on day 1 than I expected.
"$ isn't great but it's good training"
Training for what? You're almost fucking 70.
"$ isn't great but it's good training"
Training for what? You're almost fucking 70.
Hey, ease up on the Islington bashing...that's my hood your talkin' bout!
Day 1 and we get a new Bro Joe copypasta.
Need to find some of his “shipmates” and inform them about just who they’re sharing their shitty food with.
I bet Joe was not asked to play. I bet he brought his guitar and started playing—much to the chagrin of the 20 somethings at the party.
I bet Joe was not asked to play. I bet he brought his guitar and started playing—much to the chagrin of the 20 somethings at the party.
He thinks he is writing home during war time.
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Well thank God he’s so young with so much time to move up
That's the funny (and sad) part of this: Joe's only doing this because he needs to. 4 months away from family, living in a tiny room and playing to people who don't care, all because he's a lazy nigger who didn't work or save.
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It’s a fitting punishment for the retard. The funniest part is how he’s pretending it’s a luxury vacation.
I give it 2 weeks before he is sick as a dog from some international flu.
Memoirs of a child-spit-drinking man
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Haha. Day 1 and he already can't wait for it to be over. Forget trying to get him turfed. Let him see out every last day of this contract.
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Not to mention that at his age, with his family medical history, and a possible future of months-long stretches as a boat act, it's statistically probable that he'll die at sea.