Day 1 - The Mooing begins

[Slackjawed Cow]

Haha. Day 1 and he already can't wait for it to be over. Forget trying to get him turfed. Let him see out every last day of this contract.

He is trying to paint it as him sacrificing "going to sea" to support his family when Carol has been footing the bills for years. This is more and ego trip for himself because he was struggling to get gets at TGIFridays and the local Corn Palace. This seems far more glamorous up until he realizes its sucks and starts acting like he is oppressed.

 

[guest]

I hope pirates hijack the ship. Or Isis.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Why does this bovine feel every bowel movement should be a fucking essay

 

[guest]

He is trying to paint it as him sacrificing "going to sea" to support his family when Carol has been footing the bills for years. This is more and ego trip for himself because he was struggling to get gets at TGIFridays and the local Corn Palace. This seems far more glamorous up until he realizes its sucks and starts acting like he is oppressed.

Also sounds like the guy who booked him gently told him that he'll start on shit money, but that it gets better the more gigs he'll do. He was talking after a couple of years probably, but of course Stupid Joe assumes he'll be getting a 50% bump on the next job.

 

[Coonskin]

Cruising for cock would be less embarrassing..

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Steve Ramone]

How long until the cautious optimism and coping are gone and he's just bitching about how shitty it is? I say 2 weeks of lumpy mattress and he jumps overboard.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

If he were 25 and single this would be an awesome gig. So much boat pussy

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

If he were 25 and single this would be an awesome gig. So much boat pussy

geriatric pussy

 

[hikomow633]

"The $ isn't great now, but it gets better quickly according to the fly by night payday loan agency that 'recruited me'" -- 65 year old (veteran) man, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[despacito69]

He would make way more working a normal job back in LI. Makes it even funnier he is about to get the cruise employee experience all because the old queen couldnt just swallow his pride and hang up the guitar on weekdays

 

[Chive Turkey]

"I'm looking forward to being done with this contract."

lmao it's been one fucking day.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

geriatric pussy

Not the ladies working. They are cooped up and horned up as much as you.

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

Key takeaways:

- 'The $ isn't great'

- 'my mattress is lumpy AF'

- 'looking forward to being done with this contract'

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

No way he makes it to July

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I couldn't make it passed the first sentence. Now this nigger is a Navy recruit?! Cocksucker did 6 months peeling potatoes and he carries himself as one of the last of the "bloody hundredth" American Eighth Air Force bomber group! BovineBro is stolen valor on "tour." Hope he runs into this nigga...

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Memoirs of a child-spit-drinking man

We Were Pedophiles Once... and Old
Good-Bye to All That Fat
From Moo to Eternity
Band of Racist Brothers
All Quiet on the North Sea
I Rode Dicks at Stonewall

 

[Udders]

Nine months of military service prepared him for being a karaoke machine. He's such a goof, and not in a good way.

 

[Cumiace]

Will they allow him to put out his giant Tit Tip jar?

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

How long until the cautious optimism and coping are gone and he's just bitching about how shitty it is? I say 2 weeks of lumpy mattress and he jumps overboard.

... Or the two Central American contracted excursion staff that Bovine brain mumbled "dirty spics" to after they loffed to one another saying "Hackear a un maricón con culo de patas arqueadas disfrazado de The Edge" at his set that no one watched and they use a metal magnetic food tray to crack his mask and drag him down into the ship bilge, do a quick on the spot Cartel dismemberment and flush nigga out through the bilge pumps to a watery grave.

Ant and Dawn never make a single inquiry and just carry on.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

You would think he was Rambo in his military days when it was in fact court-ordered (due to general Cumia scummery) then he bailed out of basic training.