Day 1 - The Mooing begins

[Gronez_Bambatta]

No way he makes it to July

 

[guest]

Not quite the extended vacation Joe thought it would be. You know he thought he’d be living it up as a guest while he wasn’t performing. There is a reason cruise crews are predominantly third world people, Joe.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Amazing. He’s gonna have a ton of time on his hands. We could have a joeposting renaissance on our hands .

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Amazing. He’s gonna have a ton of time on his hands. We could have a joeposting renaissance on our hands .

Would be the greatest thing to happen to this site.

I'll be getting my cow tipping boots ready.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Can't wait to see how fat he gets.

 

[Camel Clutch]

It would be funny if he gambles away all the money he makes at the ship's casino and gets fatter from the buffet.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Amazing. He’s gonna have a ton of time on his hands. We could have a joeposting renaissance on our hands .

My body is ready

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Fuck this stolen valor boomer-faggot. Comparing his stint as a human jukebox on a luxury cruise ship singing to blue hairs from Islington to the Navy is such a narcissistic move. Additionally making references to the weather conditions during the Normandy landings, referring to his guitar as his weapon, etc is also fucking disgusting.

I am glad the money is not that great this time Joe and I hope it doesn't increase for your second "tour."

Otherwise this buffoon is hilarious.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

He's complaining more on day 1 than I expected.

"$ isn't great but it's good training"

Training for what? You're almost fucking 70.

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Hey, ease up on the Islington bashing...that's my hood your talkin' bout!

 

[IanHalperin]

Day 1 and we get a new Bro Joe copypasta.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Need to find some of his “shipmates” and inform them about just who they’re sharing their shitty food with.

I bet Joe was not asked to play. I bet he brought his guitar and started playing—much to the chagrin of the 20 somethings at the party.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He thinks he is writing home during war time.

 

[guest]

The $ isn't great this time out but gets better quickly according to the agency that booked me for this one.

Well thank God he’s so young with so much time to move up

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Well thank God he’s so young with so much time to move up

That's the funny (and sad) part of this: Joe's only doing this because he needs to. 4 months away from family, living in a tiny room and playing to people who don't care, all because he's a lazy nigger who didn't work or save.

 

[guest]

That's the funny (and sad) part of this: Joe's only doing this because he needs to. 4 months away from family, living in a tiny room and playing to people who don't care, all because he's a lazy nigger who didn't work or save.

It’s a fitting punishment for the retard. The funniest part is how he’s pretending it’s a luxury vacation.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I give it 2 weeks before he is sick as a dog from some international flu.

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

He thinks he is writing home during war time.

Memoirs of a child-spit-drinking man

 

[guest]

Haha. Day 1 and he already can't wait for it to be over. Forget trying to get him turfed. Let him see out every last day of this contract.

 

[guest]

Well thank God he’s so young with so much time to move up

Not to mention that at his age, with his family medical history, and a possible future of months-long stretches as a boat act, it's statistically probable that he'll die at sea.