Cumia house update: Still homeless. Here is his realtor, Robbie Randolph.

[The Greaseman]

I bet he gambled away his guinea mcmansion money

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I bet he gambled away his guinea mansion money

I mean, who closes on their ultimate dream home, then immediately flies back to their crappy apartment, on a Friday, no less? You'd assume he'd already have everything packed and boxed up, ready to ship down there as soon as, yet instead he's mincing and prancing around a flight like a child on his very first plane ride.

 

[PrincessAlena]

Joe would probably be pissed that Anthony can still splurge on first class, while he's busking at the local Applebee's every day

"Must be nice to have $$$"

Doxxer100

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I like how the first photo is Sir Sue's gravy stained asshole and ballbag.

Theres no mistaking that it's a dudes ass... Yuck

 

[PrincessAlena]

None of it adds up.

Like his claims of slaying puss and stealing other guys' girls.

 

[PrincessAlena]

I think he forgot his wig back there. View attachment 59185

Nigga get attacked by a bee hive or something?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Specializes in luxury homes? Who in the field doesn't want to specialize in that? Fat commissions, less haggling, safety. I'm sure the downtown Detroit, Southside Chicago and Camden agents are so happy to specialize in hood rat estates

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I mean, who closes on their ultimate dream home, then immediately flies back to their crappy apartment, on a Friday, no less? You'd assume he'd already have everything packed and boxed up, ready to ship down there as soon as, yet instead he's mincing and prancing around a flight like a child on his very first plane ride.

What does he own? Two shirts and a gaming computer? A collection of firearms?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What does he own? Two shirts and a gaming computer? A collection of firearms?

an egg

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Like his claims of slaying puss and stealing other guys' girls.

Andy Espresso has a reputation to uphold. If the world knew he was a prancing, sashaying, flitting little bottom queen behind closed doors, it could potentially cost him tens of subscribers.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

That's it apparently.

https://twitter.com/RelocationBoss/status/1558211468180525059

 

[2chapos]

Got a mexican power washing his patio....missy lookin sus

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

That's it apparently.

https://twitter.com/RelocationBoss/status/1558211468180525059

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looks like shit

 

[The Greaseman]

What a shitty facade

 

[satanssockpuppet]

That's it apparently.

https://twitter.com/RelocationBoss/status/1558211468180525059

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"I LOVE it!" lisped Andy Espresso as he arrived at his newly-built dream mansion. "The way the roof points up straight to the sky! And the patio area is to DIE for! OOOOHHH! OUTSIDE KARAOKE!" he excitedly squealed. Removing his shoes, he began to prance on the grass, then began twirling in ecstasy, his second shirt billowing out behind him like a fruity cape. "I'M ANDY ESPRESSO AND I'VE NEVER BEEN BETTER!" he screeched, as the Mexican landscapers looked on in confusion and disgust.

 

[Camel Clutch]

i wonder why it only has a 1 car garage.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

i wonder why it only has a 1 car garage.

The funny thing is that when he finally moves in, Andy will quickly establish his new hidey-hole in one corner of one room, and the rest of the house will essentially go unused. There will be at least one room in that house he'll only visit once before he dies there.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

LOL his ballwashers pointing out some flaws.

 

[guest]

The thing about the ballwashers, is do they not sense the contempt Nana has for them?

 

[JebJoh]

For one thing they have no idea what they are talking about, the gravel he circled is exactly how you set up proper drainage for a house like that. Secondly and most importantly THERE IS NO FUCKING HOUSE, IT WAS JUST A GIANT LIE