Cumia house update: Still homeless. Here is his realtor, Robbie Randolph.

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

For one thing they have no idea what they are talking about, the gravel he circled is exactly how you set up proper drainage for a house like that. Secondly and most importantly THERE IS NO FUCKING HOUSE, IT WAS JUST A GIANT LIE

The real homeowners.

 

[Stent]

Another bespoke ugly as shit house.

What's the point of a single garage tacked on the side like that?
Mix and match windows.
More fucking triangles everywhere.
A disjointed roof line again.
Double door front entrance that is further from the driveway than the shitty side-door everyone will end up using.
Squared concrete pathway from the drive to the front doors like a low quality suburban shithole.
Interior is going to have fuck all natural light (vampire owner).
Stonework across the front for no reason just ends abruptly at the side.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Another bespoke ugly as shit house.

What's the point of a single garage tacked on the side like that?
Mix and match windows.
More fucking triangles everywhere.
A disjointed roof line again.
Double door front entrance that is further from the driveway than the shitty side-door everyone will end up using.
Squared concrete pathway from the drive to the front doors like a low quality suburban shithole.
Interior is going to have fuck all natural light (vampire owner).
Stonework across the front for no reason just ends abruptly at the side.

I’m trying to figure out where the driveway begins. From the photo it looks like you would end up driving over the grass to get to the garage.

And yes those triangles, reminds me of those logic puzzles where you have to figure out how many triangles in the pattern.

 

[According to My Cock]

I think he forgot his wig back there. View attachment 59185

Croatian organ harvester

 

[According to My Cock]

That's it apparently.

https://twitter.com/RelocationBoss/status/1558211468180525059

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Nice over use of triangles, stupid

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Are these the doors he claimed he was waiting for? Looks like the front entrance of an Applebees.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Nice over use of triangles, stupid

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Another bespoke ugly as shit house.

What's the point of a single garage tacked on the side like that?
Mix and match windows.
More fucking triangles everywhere.
A disjointed roof line again.
Double door front entrance that is further from the driveway than the shitty side-door everyone will end up using.
Squared concrete pathway from the drive to the front doors like a low quality suburban shithole.
Interior is going to have fuck all natural light (vampire owner).
Stonework across the front for no reason just ends abruptly at the side.

I think that's really a 3 car garage. The one we see and 2 more 90 degrees to the left. Which would make the livable area quite a bit smaller than it appears at first glance.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Are these the doors he claimed he was waiting for? Looks like the front entrance of an Applebees.

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Applebees and Nana have that Donbas connection.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Are you blind? Not even close.

Why would anyone need 5 bathrooms?

 

[FurBurger]

Pubehead had a pilot with slightly more melanin than him which has inspired many tweets as you would expect.

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Oddly enough, I was watching a clip from his stream the other day, and he described those two as a "Black, eat-de-poo-poo pilot; and a big butchy woman pilot" and said it was frightening:


I wonder if they know why he took a photo with them?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The gum chewing thing he does is just enraging. Somehow it makes him look and sound even queerer.

 

[JebJoh]

Why would anyone need 5 bathrooms?

Loose bowels?

 

[NoBacon]

 

[guest]

Found on Reddit

A redditor received confirmation it is, in fact, robbie the rusty wheelhouse connoisseur

 

[Brother JoeBo Kurlan]

LOL his ballwashers pointing out some flaws.

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If AntH doesn't see the ribbing, there's a fairly good chance he might invite them to become regulars at his penny ante poker in the basement.

 

[guest]

What’s that giant, blank, windowless wall doing front and center? What the fuck?