Constables are investigating me.... Canadian Pat makes his first appearance.

[guest]

what if one of his stlakers really is mentally ill
lol

Perhaps more than that

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Just how fat are your fingers?

 

[guest]

Yeah, I am starting to become part of the opinion he false flagged you since that Keffel or whatever tranny got media attention and the Canadian authorities are investigating it. He's trying to ride that troon's drama as much as he can, and the false flag email was his way to do it.

 

[guest]

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I'm half a foot taller than Rick, my fingers are large on a 2 and half inch wide screen.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

I'm half a foot taller than Rick, my fingers are large on a 2 and half inch wide screen.

Face accurate though?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

At first I didn't think he actually meant the prison stuff but now I feel he truly believes it.

Yes, CC. You will be thrown into a cell with a giant novelty ceremonially lock to confine you in a cartoon-like prison cell with only bread and water. Even Justin Trudeau thinks Pat is a faggot.

They would chain him to a giant stone but they don't make shackles big enough

 

[TruckstopBeefers]

I'm half a foot taller than Rick, my fingers are large on a 2 and half inch wide screen.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[FurBurger]

Look at the way his left hoof grips his flip flop; it's revolting. I bet he can peel bananas with the thing.

I wish I had the original tweet that comes from. It was some chick who posted a photo of her throwing a rope dart into a target, her body in perfect form like she'd stopped and posed for it; and Thirsty Pat replied with this stiff-kneed gunt-jiggling effort "because he's a martial artist too".

 

[The Greaseman]

Master Pork

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

He probably thinks this fits into his 'trained fight / actual tough guy' schtick... but he's just like this guy without the ability (searched 'fat baton twirler'):

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Look at the way his left hoof grips his flip flop; it's revolting. I bet he can peel bananas with the thing.

Flip flops are for fat niggers. How appropriate.

 

[guest]

That face he makes when he looks at the camera is so punchable

 

[guest]

Flip flops are for fat niggers. How appropriate.

When the other farm boys were playing football, majorette Rick was doing halftime shows for the town.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

When the other farm boys were playing football, majorette Rick was doing halftime shows for the town.

Pat learned a lot from papa Tommy…laziness, alcoholism, underachieving…how to handle a pole

 

[AliceWorquer]

Emails would be by PC for me, the typos are only on texts by phone, the fat pig missed that I guess. It's always the same too A turned int S and the like.

More typos needed. It fuels his hatred for you. Just flat out spell simple words wrong.

 

[guest]

Hush child I am a Canadian legal scholar the Charter of Rights, Freedoms, and Free Shit is my area of expertise.

Lord knows he has had enough Kraft dinner.

 

[archive_bot]

Look at the way his left hoof grips his flip flop; it's revolting. I bet he can peel bananas with the thing.

I wish I had the original tweet that comes from. It was some chick who posted a photo of her throwing a rope dart into a target, her body in perfect form like she'd stopped and posed for it; and Thirsty Pat replied with this stiff-kneed gunt-jiggling effort "because he's a martial artist too".

archive.ph

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1245896899909103617