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Constables are investigating me.... Canadian Pat makes his first appearance.

Cygnus Nana X-1

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Having spent some of my career travelling to remote oilfield locations in Canada (mostly northern Alberta) the RCMP are busy with rural crime and can't keep up. It may come as a surprise to some to find out that they will not use up limited resources to jail a guy texting another guy. It's such an asinine notion that one has to believe Pat is retarded.
 

BudDickman

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Has anyone noticed that he's added the line "You are going to prison, stlaker" to his copy-and-paste? Since the swatting he's been blasting out "You are going to prison, stlaker" to everyone, so I guess he decided to combine them for copy-and-paste v3.7.2.

I guess it's more efficient than manually typing one phrase while pasting the other which is always in the clipboard (unless he happens to have some Torque Wheeler content there). But it now makes even less sense. He's basically saying "you're going to prison... additionally, if you continue texting me you will go to prison".
 
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Having spent some of my career travelling to remote oilfield locations in Canada (mostly northern Alberta) the RCMP are busy with rural crime and can't keep up. It may come as a surprise to some to find out that they will not use up limited resources to jail a guy texting another guy. It's such an asinine notion that one has to believe Pat is retard.
The best part is, does he think he's coming up to the trial? I guess he'll be traveling the globe for the series of international trials.
 

Cygnus Nana X-1

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The best part is, does he think he's coming up to the trial? I guess he'll be traveling the globe for the series of international trials.
At first I didn't think he actually meant the prison stuff but now I feel he truly believes it.

Yes, CC. You will be thrown into a cell with a giant novelty ceremonially lock to confine you in a cartoon-like prison cell with only bread and water. Even Justin Trudeau thinks Pat is a faggot.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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At first I didn't think he actually meant the prison stuff but now I feel he truly believes it.

Yes, CC. You will be thrown into a cell with a giant novelty ceremonially lock to confine you in a cartoon-like prison cell with only bread and water. Even Justin Trudeau thinks Pat is a faggot.
Justin Trudeau spent like $2m on renovations to the PM's "cottage" so he could have a secret room built in the basement where he straps his wife to a chair and burns her with cigarettes.
 
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