Constables are investigating me.... Canadian Pat makes his first appearance.

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Justin Trudeau spent like $2m on renovations to the PM's "cottage" so he could have a secret room built in the basement where he straps his wife to a chair and burns her with cigarettes.

I heard that he also has a pepperoni fetish. Sick guy.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Boomia with the BroJoe levels of longwindedness . Pat cant resist answering.

 

[JebJoh]

Why would a Canadian be arrested for text harassment of an American?

So the constables can join and have a laugh?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

This sounds like a case for Interpol.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Hear yhe hear yhe! Boomia hands be like rubber gloves filled with pork fat.

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

It's literally not in the extradition treaty... harassment. I guess that alone makes his life hell. Every Canadian here can harass forever and not go to jail lol.

CC truly has a gift for busting Piggy’s balls. I would dare say he had experience making a little brother’s life a living hell growing up.

Also other famous Canadians that should contact Pat has to include Don Cherry.

 

[guest]

CC truly has a gift for busting Piggy’s balls. I would dare say he had experience making a little brother’s life a living hell growing up.

Also other famous Canadians that should contact Pat has to include Don Cherry.

The opposite I was the victim from the older brother lol. I used to warn him of prison daily.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

pat’s child molester friends wouldn’t even go to prison in Canada, but they will definitely send a middle aged lispy goombah to j block for transnational texting crimes

 

[The Greaseman]

We’re all going to be sent to The Hague and charged with crimes against cell phones.

For the record I was just following orders.

 

[FurBurger]

How would I get your new number?

I'm assuming at this point that he'll text it to you.

 

[FurBurger]

I'm just having a look at the schedule of offences in that treaty, and it seems to me that you've committed several extraditable offences. For example, your sentence:

Most posters are like mr we like knsulting uour stupidity and fat.

...counts as offences 1, and 5 (Murder and Rape, respectively) of the English language. Also, we're not all fat.

Looks like bankruptcy offences and perjury are both in there, so the treaty is a bit of a double-edged sword for Ol' Patty Boy.

 

[BoringFaggot]

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

This is the royal Canadian mounted police! Ya best coom out, ya internet rabble rouser! This is your first out of one hundred fifty warnings, eh! You have sixty calendar days to comply, sorry.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Phone Mounties are on da way, eh!

 

[Jenna]

I'd love to see a lawyer defend boomiaposting in court.

My client said, and I quote, "I think you false flagged it same as the swst dhit".

 

[guest]

I'm just having a look at the [URL='https://www.treaty-accord.gc.ca/text-texte.aspx?id=101323']schedule of offences in that treaty,[/URL] and it seems to me that you've committed several extraditable offences. For example, your sentence:

...counts as offences 1, and 5 (Murder and Rape, respectively) of the English language. Also, we're not all fat.

Looks like bankruptcy offences and perjury are both in there, so the treaty is a bit of a double-edged sword for Ol' Patty Boy.

At this point hitting the wrong letters doesn't really matter because it's become part of my delivery, but now unlike before I have to be quick because once the copy pasta comes he's not replying again. It's like defusing a bacon bomb.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hilarious that pat is accuing someone of crimes that dont exist in their country.

He is just a flailing retard that lost control of his life.

 

[guest]

Over on Pat's twitter the deranged dude who cut it's cock off is cheering the farms being down. Sick motherfuckers.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

You are under investigation by the Mounties, stlaker.

Wait for the hoof.

 

[DanFielding]

He has no fucking clue what he's talking about lol

When has that ever stopped him before?