Captain Kamala hate thread.

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

i'm on one meal a day, it's always worked for me. i was 186 a year ago when i was institutionalized and just sat on my ass and ate meds and food. they have the most ridiculous southern bbq food in the hospital and unlimited ice cream.

Man I have to go to the loony bin

 

[guest]

Link to therapists website or name

Hilariously she repeatedly told me her name was susan mischke but I was 16 and didn’t know dick about seinfeld.

 

[captain_kamala]

whether you guys think i need to put on weight or lose it, we can all agree that my body isn't ideal and that's all that matters. thanks.

 

[Will Tate]

Only because I know this thread will get tons of views and I need the attention

I won't go to the beach until I get rid of this fat gut
Nice not having a man to hang a mirror for you, stupid
What else am I gonna get torn to pieces about

You have feet like an Ent.
But it looks like you're keeping your home cleaner than you were in the past, unless all the garbage is just off-camera, so you're doing good there.

 

[1073waaf]

whether you guys think i need to put on weight or lose it, we can all agree that my body isn't ideal and that's all that matters. thanks.

What really matters is what’s on the inside. I’d like to mutilate and defile your corpse is what I’m saying.

 

[Meownaw]

Well played

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

whether you guys think i need to put on weight or lose it, we can all agree that my body isn't ideal and that's all that matters. thanks.

I'm going to barely be able to jerk off to it

 

[guest]

whether you guys think i need to put on weight or lose it, we can all agree that my body isn't ideal and that's all that matters. thanks.

As long as you’re trying we’re happy for you, baby girl. Getting in the gym will probably help, I knew a girl who would run on a treadmill for hours as punishment for eating and I think you can do that too.

 

[medium wyzzz]

I got swerved.



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I can never tell if he looks sad or gayly happy in this picture.

 

[captain_kamala]

As long as you’re trying we’re happy for you, baby girl. Getting in the gym will probably help, I knew a girl who would run on a treadmill for hours as punishment for eating and I think you can do that too.

it's hard because i'm a smoker. more than a pack a day. i'm literally killing myself but it's worth it to suppress my appetite.

 

[guest]

it's hard because i'm a smoker. more than a pack a day. i'm literally killing myself but it's worth it to suppress my appetite.

Yeah, me too. Not to suppress my appetite, but it’s a bonus. Think of it as you’ll be able to smoke more and longer if you do a ton of cardio though.

 

[captain_kamala]

You have feet like an Ent.
But it looks like you're keeping your home cleaner than you were in the past, unless all the garbage is just off-camera, so you're doing good there.

we had daily room checks in rehab to make sure our beds were made and everything and i just kept up the habit as part of my sobriety. the second i smoke weed or have a drink it all goes to shit but i'm doing well for now.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Captain SUSAN Kamala. Named after his stupid faggot car.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Only because I know this thread will get tons of views and I need the attention

I won't go to the beach until I get rid of this fat gut
Nice not having a man to hang a mirror for you, stupid
What else am I gonna get torn to pieces about

You know there’s a lot of simps in this thread when, no one points out you kept the tag on your mirror like a nigger.

I’m aware it’s not a price tag before you correct that…..sniff.

 

[captain_kamala]

You know there’s a lot of simps in this thread when, no one points out you kept the tag on your mirror like a nigger.

I’m aware it’s not a price tag before you correct that…..sniff.

it is a price tag. $14.99 from dd's discounts. i love a good bargain i think the tile frame is worth far more than that.
i have fantasies about one day meeting a man with a drill and i will windex that thing off, but until then it doesn't matter.

 

[guest]

literally i think about acting up to get that food they would give us fucking burnt ends holy shit

Tell me more. I’m an atypical man who is a good listener.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

it is a price tag. $14.99 from dd's discounts. i love a good bargain i think the tile frame is worth far more than that.
i have fantasies about one day meeting a man with a drill and i will windex that thing off, but until then it doesn't matter.

I stand corrected about my preemptive correction. Either way, stop being a negress and show some self value. You don’t need no man to prove you’re worth more than $14.99. You’re worth at least $20.

 

[guest]

[SIZE=13px]whether you guys think i need to put on weight or lose it, we can all agree that my body isn't ideal and that's all that matters. thanks.[/SIZE]
Pot bellies are like the third titty chick from Total Recall. Smaller, bigger, Biggest. I Will suck on that mid level titty.

I still think you should put on weight but bitch go (literally) big or go home.

I’m talking government cheese style hefty. Don’t disappoint me.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Worst fucking character in Pat's shitty fucking book. He says she wasn't based on kamala harris and he just chose a popular Indian name or some shit. I don't know what reasoning is more hack, to be honest witcha.

On an unrelated note, bam's seed is fucking retarded. Literally -- All the drugs bam magera has done must mean that his semen/seed is legit retarded, and will only make autist babies. That's why you quit the drug and alcohol lifestyle while you're still relatively young, like steve-o did.

Have you seen Bam's kid? The poor child definitely has FAS

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

they won't give me birth control because i'm over a certain age and a smoker. increased blood clot risk. so i just take plan b regularly. which has to be less safe but whatever.

Stop, I can only get so hard