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Captain Kamala hate thread.

Raymond

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captain_kamala said:
that guy was such a fag lol. he bragged about getting me banned when i had already been banned like 6 times.
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I loved fucking with that guy. You could search a person's history on reddit for keywords and even emoticons within in second when you used the API. I kept him believing I was spending hours combing through his history. It made him so mad to think he was being stalked by an autistic retard... I'm not autistic though.
 
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captain_kamala said:
that guy was such a fag lol. he bragged about getting me banned when i had already been banned like 6 times.
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He was a cad, I should say. Pardon my language. The blowback from that move collectively stole more than a few ribs though.

Also, Anthony Cumia is literally a pedophile.
 
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captain_kamala said:
i'm on one meal a day, it's always worked for me. i was 186 a year ago when i was institutionalized and just sat on my ass and ate meds and food. they have the most ridiculous southern bbq food in the hospital and unlimited ice cream.
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I fully support your body dysmorphia. I have it as well.

There’s nothing worse than looking super great for a while in your life. It sets the bar so high that you spend the rest of your life comparing yourself against it.

Anyway you’re still young, you have a good 10 years left where you can be a sex object for men. Strive for greatness while you can.
 
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captain_kamala said:
i'm on one meal a day, it's always worked for me. i was 186 a year ago when i was institutionalized and just sat on my ass and ate meds and food. they have the most ridiculous southern bbq food in the hospital and unlimited ice cream.
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The fuck is this shit. You have to have an eating disorder to get the good stuff, right?
 
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captain_kamala said:
i'm on one meal a day, it's always worked for me. i was 186 a year ago when i was institutionalized and just sat on my ass and ate meds and food. they have the most ridiculous southern bbq food in the hospital and unlimited ice cream.
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You need to make that one meal a day a large pizza and just do a ton of squats

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captain_kamala

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wifebeater said:
The fuck is this shit. You have to have an eating disorder to get the good stuff, right?
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idk the food was definitely better in the acute unit which is for the hardcore cases, unlike the regular side where you're allowed to go outside and have visitors. there i would just get ceasar salads and hamburgers and shit. the more hardcore your mental illness, the better you get rewarded.
 
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[SIZE=13px]I loved fucking with that guy. You could search a person's history on reddit for keywords and even emoticons within in second when you used the API. I kept him believing I was spending hours combing through his history. It made him so mad to think he was being stalked by an autistic retard... I'm not autistic though.[/SIZE]

No you’re just handsome.
 
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