Captain Kamala hate thread.

[guest]

1k views and only a handful of comments telling me to lose weight. do better.

your metabolism is likely shot as you get no exercise and starve yourself.
wanna get abs by independence day? (no peace)

wake up and have your cawfee, boom, do 30min -hour of walking around your neighboorhood while still fasted (avoid stray pitbulls), and eat 1500 calories a day. lunch and dinner. clean food like the typical veggies and protein will be more filling than hot cheetos and arizona iced teas.


the kicker? once a week do a 24 hour fast. eat dinner like at 8 pm, then don't eat again the next day till 8 pm. your metabolism will be burning fat again and you'll be losing 1.5lb a week minimum because you're in a calorie deficit.

works like a charm. Then find a white man to plant his seed inside you so your kids can have some kind of future.

 

[captain_kamala]

your metabolism is likely shot as you get no exercise and starve yourself.
wanna get abs by independence day? (no peace)

wake up and have your cawfee, boom, do 30min -hour of walking around your neighboorhood while still fasted (avoid stray pitbulls), and eat 1500 calories a day. lunch and dinner. clean food like the typical veggies and protein will be more filling than hot cheetos and arizona iced teas.


the kicker? once a week do a 24 hour fast. eat dinner like at 8 pm, then don't eat again the next day till 8 pm. your metabolism will be burning fat again and you'll be losing 1.5lb a week minimum because you're in a calorie deficit.

works like a charm. Then find a white man to plant his seed inside you so your kids can have some kind of future.

this is literally what i've done to go from 186 to 140 i just gotta keep it up and avoid doordash. my favorite veggies are okra and artichokes if you don't know how to eat an artichoke and not just the heart don't talk to me.
one of the pitbulls in my neighborhood had puppies and they are the cutest things ever i always stop to play with them, that cuts a little off my exercise.

 

[Conehead Nigger]

Only because I know this thread will get tons of views and I need the attention

I won't go to the beach until I get rid of this fat gut
Nice not having a man to hang a mirror for you, stupid
What else am I gonna get torn to pieces about

You're built like a log with man shoulders and hands.

 

[captain_kamala]

You're built like a log with man shoulders and hands.

you wanna dunk my head in the toilet and drag me behind your car? because i'm up for it you fine ass motherfucker

 

[guest]

your metabolism is likely shot as you get no exercise and starve yourself.
wanna get abs by independence day? (no peace)

wake up and have your cawfee, boom, do 30min -hour of walking around your neighboorhood while still fasted (avoid stray pitbulls), and eat 1500 calories a day. lunch and dinner. clean food like the typical veggies and protein will be more filling than hot cheetos and arizona iced teas.


the kicker? once a week do a 24 hour fast. eat dinner like at 8 pm, then don't eat again the next day till 8 pm. your metabolism will be burning fat again and you'll be losing 1.5lb a week minimum because you're in a calorie deficit.

works like a charm. Then find a white man to plant his seed inside you so your kids can have some kind of future.

 

[Harry Powell]

Actually I don’t think that’s a bad looking family. The cross eyed kid is kinda goofy but probably on purpose. I mean if that woman birthed 5 fawkin’ kids for him that’s a respectable brood.

 

[guest]

As long as you’re trying we’re happy for you, baby girl. Getting in the gym will probably help, I knew a girl who would run on a treadmill for hours as punishment for eating and I think you can do that too.

I second and third this. I’m also a giant homo.

 

[guest]

I can never tell if he looks sad or gayly happy in this picture.

I’d like to think all three but mostly depressed. Fucking two shirt faggot. Break up our fucking party...

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

@captain_kamala go carnivore, Pam Grier child.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

this is literally what i've done to go from 186 to 140 i just gotta keep it up and avoid doordash. my favorite veggies are okra and artichokes if you don't know how to eat an artichoke and not just the heart don't talk to me.
one of the pitbulls in my neighborhood had puppies and they are the cutest things ever i always stop to play with them, that cuts a little off my exercise.

Okra, of course.

Just kidding I love that shit, nothing more disappointing than getting a gumbo without okra

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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how tall are you @captain_kamala? somehow I imagined you iike 5'3'' from seeing your torso, but now i'm guessing minimum 5'8''

 

[captain_kamala]

how tall are you @captain_kamala? somehow I imagined you iike 5'3'' from seeing your torso, but now i'm guessing minimum 5'8''

5'7

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

What else am I gonna get torn to pieces about

Not to be mean but you got a Sam Roberts mid section with Norton tits.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

5'7

damn I was gonna say 5'7''-5'8''

anyways, does your mom have all the good beaver shots too? any butthole shots?

 

[captain_kamala]

damn I was gonna say 5'7''-5'8''

anyways, does your mom have all the good beaver shots too? any butthole shots?

once my body is beach ready i'll shave and post some. it's a jungle right now

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

once my body is beach ready i'll shave and post some. it's a jungle right now

well we can't make fun of it if you wait until you're beach ready. what's the fun in that.

 

[captain_kamala]

well we can't make fun of it if you wait until you're beach ready. what's the fun in that.

you literally wouldn't see anything but black it's scary

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

you literally wouldn't see anything but black it's scary

well you can flick your bean to everyone insulting your jungle snatch. I thought you were getting ran through by the homeboys on the reg. don't keep the hedges trimmed for tyrone and co?

 

[captain_kamala]

well you can flick your bean to everyone insulting your jungle snatch

not gonna happen tonight. dig through the archives.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

well you can flick your bean to everyone insulting your jungle snatch.

not gonna happen tonight. dig through the archives.