CANADIAN HATE THREAD

[Voscabulary]

these canadian threads always lose me after about 4 pages; they simply cannot stop themselves from descending into chaotic nonsense. they're not people

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

And many sound retarded because of the accent. Gives me a boner when I think about going there.

It honestly is hilarious. When a lot of them speak English they have straight up cartoonish Pepe LePew accents.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

these canadian threads always lose me after about 4 pages; they simply cannot stop themselves from descending into chaotic nonsense. they're not people

We have a goal of 69 pages per thread. Except Canadian Thanksgiving. That one's going until 69420.

 

[Voscabulary]

We have a goal of 69 pages per thread. Except Canadian Thanksgiving. That one's going until 69420.

I contribute to it as much as I can. canadian thanksgving is eternal, mashallah

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Turry beaned a deer in the head with a rock. Do you understand how impressive that is?

I am the Natural Man, after all.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Also I've seen "Mount" Real and it's not a fucking real mountain

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm shippin up to Brampton whoa oh oh
To find my wooden HAND

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

We have a goal of 69 pages per thread. Except Canadian Thanksgiving. That one's going until 69420.

Nitro!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also I've seen "Mount" Real and it's not a fucking real mountain

Busch Mountain is the only mountain that is above all, real.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nitro!

Yes?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I’m the only person ever to call you that you should be thankful

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

But that hand of mine'll be in a box of pine
Before I dare to step outside

TWAAAANNNNG DANG A DIDDLE AND ANOTHER DANG TWANG

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I’m the only person ever to call you that you should be thankful

That's not true, everybody calls me that.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

But that hand of mine'll be in a box of pine
Before I dare to step outside

TWAAAANNNNG DANG A DIDDLE AND ANOTHER DANG TWANG

Rapin' Tom Connors

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Rapin' Tom Connors

Stompin' Turk's Boners

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How about Shittin' Tom Connors and he's an Indian family that seemingly goes to public beaches and provincial parks just to take shits right out in the open?

Seriously, why do they need to incorporate shitting somewhere you're not supposed to shit into every activity they do? Like if they climbed a mountain they'd only do it if they could take a shit at the top.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

How about Shittin' Tom Connors and he's an Indian family that seemingly goes to public beaches and provincial parks just to take shits right out in the open?

Seriously, why do they need to incorporate shitting somewhere you're not supposed to shit into every activity they do? Like if they climbed a mountain they'd only do it if they could take a shit at the top.

What have you done as service to our nation and democracy? - Turk


Comment?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What have you done as service to our nation and democracy? - Turk


Comment?

I yell at Indians when they annoy me.

 

[Turk February]

What have you done as service to our nation and democracy? - Turk


Comment?

I have served two parties in elections and I will admit I did get a little drunk and Nd neither candidate was elected. But they were shockingly competitive considering their parties.

 

[DMAN]

They were wholly English and consisted of no domestic militia and were commanded by General Ross

#RossDynasty