CANADIAN HATE THREAD

[The NaTurryl Man]

Tonight on NicerPS #42069 Turk vs Turry

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I've never expressed admiration for Stalin. I said a member of my family was Stalinist and it confused me.

Maybe and hear me out here - maybe you were drunk and don't remember what you were babbling about

 

[Turk February]

Tonight on NicerPS #42069 Turk vs Turry

I'm not going to fight a fellow Canadian. I'm love you Turry. You're my neighbor and my brother. Even if you don't feel the same way.

 

[Turk February]

Maybe and hear me out here - maybe you were drunk and don't remember what you were babbling about

I don't drink. It's all props. We wanted to set up a plotline for season 2

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I'm not going to fight a fellow Canadian. I'm love you Turry. You're my neighbor and my brother. Even if you don't feel the same way.

I'm love you too, Turk. Now stop killing yourself you miserable prick

 

[Turk February]

I'm love you too, Turk. Now stop killing yourself you miserable prick

I'm not miserable. I'm the only person who smiles on the show.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I'm not miserable. I'm the only person who smiles on the show.

That's just a primate fear grimace response because Bubbler big dogs you constantly

 

[Turk February]

That's just a primate fear grimace response because Bubbler big dogs you constantly

You're a short western faggot and you're also a faggot. Did I mention you're a faggot? Because you are a faggot. Stop trying to divide our nation you faggot.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't think I'm explaining myself correctly. You can have a 2nd MLB team brought to Canada, a 2nd NBA team, or the NFL thing. You can even pick which city to put it in. So for instance, you could bring back the Montreal Expos, or Vancouver Grizzlies, but not both!

My one buddy has a bunch of Expos and Canadiens shit. I don't understand his gay allegiance to Montreal. He's been there like three times.

 

[Turk February]

My one buddy has a bunch of Expos and Canadiens shit. I don't understand his gay allegiance to Montreal. He's been there like three times.

I've never even seen it. I want to. It seems like a cool version of Toronto.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Expos have a cool fawkin hat sniff

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I am not a canadian, and am highly insulted by the accusation. The DMAN dropped the ball on this one

Not by birth, but in your heart.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There’s not one thing about Canada that’s better than the US and I’m not being tongue in cheek or joking in any way. I would say you have less nogs but you make up for it in Pajeets so it’s a wash there. Your titty bars are great, I’ll give you that. But the DMAN makes some very cogent points, every country on the planet is aping our style but Canadians do it so egregiously that it’s simply indefensible. “Canadian Thanksgiving”.. but it’s a month before ours? That’s like stealing a term paper from your friend at school, crossing out the name at the top and writing your own in.

You can keep Canadian Thanksgiving outchyo fuckin mouth

 

[Turk February]

Not by birth, but in your heart.

He will be soon. I've talked to the committee and the invasion is immenent.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You can't name one thing you've done for this country. If I'm an infiltrator you're a traitor.

Turry beaned a deer in the head with a rock. Do you understand how impressive that is?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm not going to fight a fellow Canadian. I'm love you Turry. You're my neighbor and my brother. Even if you don't feel the same way.

Turry is from Vancouver or some shit, he's basically American.

 

[Turk February]

Turry beaned a deer in the head with a rock. Do you understand how impressive that is?

I know karate. Our national martial art. Of course I know how impressive it is.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've never even seen it. I want to. It seems like a cool version of Toronto.

Old Montreal is actually cool as fuck. The women are either smoking hot or hideously ugly.

 

[Turk February]

Old Montreal is actually cool as fuck. The women are either smoking hot or hideously ugly.

And many sound retarded because of the accent. Gives me a boner when I think about going there.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Old Montreal is actually cool as fuck. The women are either smoking hot or hideously ugly.

Can confirm.