CANADIAN HATE THREAD

[DMAN]

I give alms at every opportunity. I raise my kids to be polite, respectful and to have love for their fellow man. I'm helping other parents with kids at our school resist the sexualization of their children. My hands both work.

Has anyone ever thought of protecting parents from being sexualized by their perverted children? Elder Abuse is more likely than you think.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Has anyone ever thought of protecting parents from being sexualized by their perverted children? Elder Abuse is more likely than you think.

Well if I saw it happening I'd stop it. My sweet little old grandmother was being fucked over and threatened by a tenant. My dear mudda was there visiting so we worked together to have his ass kicked to the curb by the RCMP, no eviction notice or nothing. Just get the fuck out before we find a big mean injun and pay him a handle of firewater to break your hands.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I am not a canadian, and am highly insulted by the accusation. The DMAN dropped the ball on this one

You know what I just remembered? I also made The DMAN an honorary CanaDian because of his deep Degrassi knowledge. Go back and check the Degrassi thread.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Paying an injun in liquor to destroy somebody's life is a tradition where I'm from. @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda is that a move out there?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Paying an injun in liquor to destroy somebody's life is a tradition where I'm from. @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda is that a move out there?

Not so much. Like, you definitely could but most people just handle dey biznizz

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You know what I just remembered? I also made The DMAN an honorary CanaDian because of his deep Degrassi knowledge. Go back and check the Degrassi thread.

What the fuck, did the @DMAN call me a canadian for knowing a lot about degrassi when he knows just as much? Uh hey what's going on around here

 

[Dog Eater]

Something's "off" about Canadians. They're goofy, dramatical, crazy, "unreal" people... and that's coming from an American. South Park pegged Canadians correctly. Canuckers pretend to like banter but if you try to give them a little jovial tease they flip out.

"Just some french fries for me, please. Ooh do you have any GRAVY? I want gravy with MY fries... But I don't have the strength to lift each fry to dip them in gravy.... So please pour gravy OVER TOP the fries. Oh, do you have any cheese?" POO TEEN??? You all eat like pregnant women, because your waters polluted with birth control and your President is Rachel Maddow.

You Canadians like your side dishes, don'tcha? The UN and the globalists have mind-controlled little Canadians into thinking 1 box of Kraft mac and cheese is a complete dinner. Canadians are known for scoffing at American food and the U.S. version of Kraft mac and cheese. Hey dummies: Ever heard of a burger? How about some steak? Maybe even a little fish? Not to be a nigger, but some chicken at least? No, your country is known for eating exactly 1 box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, nothing more, nothing less. Not even any bread. But it gets worse... Some of them drizzle ketchup on it... Canada is Condiment and Side Dish heaven. No Entrees.

Hey, We don't mean to interrupt your whole country, but how about celebrating Thanksgiving WITH US, or -- Don't at all; change the name of yours to something else and stop with this Little Brother copycat shit. What kind of a way to run a country is this? In any true society, Canada would face Cease & Desist threats and even intellectual property lawsuits for literally stealing the name of our holiday. Don't think China isn't next on the docket for their little New Years a month later stunt...

Degrassi is the one reason why The DMAN doesn't slap every Canadian he ever sees.

@Dummy Gaynuts @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda @Turk February @PickleRickle @Child.. @NoBacon

You're all on notice.

Fuckin a.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Not so much. Like, you definitely could but most people just handle dey biznizz

It's usually applied when you don't want to hit a woman - find a squaw trying to fuck every white man at the bar, show her a picture, give her the booze and drop her off nearby and BOOM. In the situation with dear grandma she lives in Alberta so I couldn't make the trip, mom couldn't do it either so we were just going to hire a buck on the cheap.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

The trick is to get them enough hooch that they couldn't rat you out even if they wanted to. When they come out of the blackout they have no clue why they did it but they assume if they fucked up an Anglo it must have been for a good reason.

 

[DMAN]

You know what I just remembered? I also made The DMAN an honorary CanaDian because of his deep Degrassi knowledge. Go back and check the Degrassi thread.

It's self-hate.

 

[DMAN]

Has anyone ever thought of protecting parents from being sexualized by their perverted children? Elder Abuse is more likely than you think.

This was a VERY Turk February like post that The DMAN did as an impression of his humor.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

They did give us Patrick roy and John candy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They did give us Patrick roy and John candy.

And Corey Hart. The sunglasses at night guy.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Hey Abe. Who was skinnier? Roy in full pads or candy?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm going with Patty Wah. John Candy was large and in charge (obese).

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Its like everywhere else. For every justin beiber you get a rob ford. Except they are all gay and sniff male farts for fun.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Its like everywhere else. For every justin beiber you get a rob ford. Except they are all gay and sniff male farts for fun.

Turk was born in Russia. We're not all like him.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Turk was born in Russia. We're not all like him.

I met 1 Canadian and he molested me in the womb. Fucking peds. All you snowbacks.

 

[bumbum8]

So wait a minute, they actually just eat a box of mac and cheese and that's it? I thought they called it Kraft dinner as a joke.

Nah, that's not true. You only eat the blue box solo when you're high or are a child home alone.

As far as everything else goes, good maple syrup is pfg and I loved Degrassi growing up. I think the Dallas Stars whooped some Canadian ass though. The uniforms are definitely better.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

So wait a minute, they actually just eat a box of mac and cheese and that's it? I thought they called it Kraft dinner as a joke.

Nah, that's not true. You only eat the blue box solo when you're high or are a child home alone.

As far as everything else goes, good maple syrup is pfg and I loved Degrassi growing up. I think the Dallas Stars whooped some Canadian ass though. The uniforms are definitely better.

Yup. They call what you give a toddler "dinner" i havnt paid attention to the stars since belfort left the net.