CANADIAN HATE THREAD

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You're gay and your mother doesn't love you. I'll kick your gay teeth in.

I'm like 98% confident that I could literally chokeslam you straight to hell. There'd be a burning Turk shaped hole smoldering in the ground. Some fellers sent a rope down there and they never reached the bottom.

 

[Turk February]

I'm like 98% confident that I could literally chokeslam you straight to hell. There'd be a burning Turk shaped hole smoldering in the ground. Some fellers sent a rope down there and they never reached the bottom.

Wouldn't change the fact you're gay. Your heart would be broken and after a year you'd try to call me to "see how I'm doing" while gently jerking off

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You're gay and your mother doesn't love you. I'll kick your gay teeth in.

Also, dude, my mother loves me so much. She tried to kill me with bones one time, yeah, but we're past all that. Bones under the bridge.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wouldn't change the fact you're gay. Your heart would be broken and after a year you'd try to call me to "see how I'm doing" while gently jerking off

If you just bathed and scraped the wax-coat of smegma off your face/body you could go out and fuck some fat girl in 25 minutes.

 

[Turk February]

Also, dude, my mother loves me so much. She tried to kill me with bones one time, yeah, but we're past all that. Bones under the bridge.

What kind of fag has a mother? What is this? The 90s?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If you just bathed and scraped the wax-coat of smegma off your face/body you could go out and fuck some fat girl in 25 minutes.

You gotta wear a big fuzzy hat. It's called "peacocking".

 

[Turk February]

You gotta wear a big fuzzy hat. It's called "peacocking".

I can't wear a hat my head is too big you bitch.

 

[Turk February]

You ever just go "that's the stupidest joke I ever made"?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can't wear a hat my head is too big you bitch.

Waterhead
Crippled hand
Gay


PeePee's gonna put you on a fuckin' train, homey

 

[Turk February]

Waterhead
Crippled hand
Gay


PeePee's gonna put you on a fuckin' train, homey

I'm going to get a cat to defend against his forces.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

They offered 55 varieties of poutine

This pissed me off. Give me seven ingredients and I can make up 55 versions of poutine. It's not fucking special.

 

[DIAPER_PATRIOT]

@Child.. likes men inside his bumbum like Trudeau does. Then he shits out his packed fudge into his diaper. His granny wipes it up which makes Liban very aroused for obvious reasons.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

@Child.. likes men inside his bumbum like Trudeau does. Then he shits out his packed fudge into his diaper. His granny wipes it up which makes Liban very aroused for obvious reasons.

THANK YOU

 

[Turk February]

@Child.. likes men inside his bumbum like Trudeau does. Then he shits out his packed fudge into his diaper. His granny wipes it up which makes Liban very aroused for obvious reasons.

Well. Yes. Boq being gay is in our constitution.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I'm going to get a cat to defend against his forces.

It's funny how just yelling and raising a hand is enough to win a fight with most dogs but a cat just gets more angry. The only suitable strategy is to dispassionately kick them in the asshole.

 

[Jenna]

I want all Canadians to answer this honestly.

Pick 1 and only one:

1. 2nd MLB team
2. 2nd NBA team
3. CFL closes, all teams shut down, but the Jaguars relocate to Toronto and become the Roughriders or whatever you want to call them

No NHL option. Ooh I'd give up all those to get the Nordiques back! We know.

 

[DIAPER_PATRIOT]

Well. Yes. Boq being gay is in our constitution.

All paganist fantasy cult faggots (muslims) wearing DIAPERS due to their loose readily-fucked anuses leaking shit is also in the Canadian and American constitutions.

It's not just PATRIOTS that stay stinky. Jeets and Muslims do to. They just stink.

 

[DIAPER_PATRIOT]

I want all Canadians to answer this honestly.

Pick 1 and only one:

1. 2nd MLB team
2. 2nd NBA team
3. CFL closes, all teams shut down, but the Jaguars relocate to Toronto and become the Roughriders or whatever you want to call them

No NHL option. Ooh I'd give up all those to get the Nordiques back! We know.

kys faggot

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I want all Canadians to answer this honestly.

Pick 1 and only one:

1. 2nd MLB team
2. 2nd NBA team
3. CFL closes, all teams shut down, but the Jaguars relocate to Toronto and become the Roughriders or whatever you want to call them

No NHL option. Ooh I'd give up all those to get the Nordiques back! We know.

4. Who cares it's all retarded

 

[Turk February]

I want all Canadians to answer this honestly.

Pick 1 and only one:

1. 2nd MLB team
2. 2nd NBA team
3. CFL closes, all teams shut down, but the Jaguars relocate to Toronto and become the Roughriders or whatever you want to call them

No NHL option. Ooh I'd give up all those to get the Nordiques back! We know.

Are you asking to invent one or pick a second one?