CANADIAN HATE THREAD

[PickleRickle]

Ever had a cucumber you fucking piece of shit?

Cukes are good shit. A lil bit of ranch or poppy seed dressing and i'll fuck over 3 entire cucumbers.

 

[Turk February]

I bet Turk like zucchinis because he was created in a soviet laboratory specifically to piss me off.

I actually hated them until I started stripping them with a potato peeler and making veggie spaghetti out of them. Also they are cheaper than dirt.

 

[Turk February]

Cukes are good shit. A lil bit of ranch or poppy seed dressing and i'll fuck over 3 entire cucumbers.

I will cut a cucumber in half and just salt it sometimes. And then do it again with another one. And lose track.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Something's "off" about Canadians. They're goofy, dramatical, crazy, "unreal" people... and that's coming from an American. South Park pegged Canadians correctly. Canuckers pretend to like banter but if you try to give them a little jovial tease they flip out.

"Just some french fries for me, please. Ooh do you have any GRAVY? I want gravy with MY fries... But I don't have the strength to lift each fry to dip them in gravy.... So please pour gravy OVER TOP the fries. Oh, do you have any cheese?" POO TEEN??? You all eat like pregnant women, because your waters polluted with birth control and your President is Rachel Maddow.

You Canadians like your side dishes, don'tcha? The UN and the globalists have mind-controlled little Canadians into thinking 1 box of Kraft mac and cheese is a complete dinner. Canadians are known for scoffing at American food and the U.S. version of Kraft mac and cheese. Hey dummies: Ever heard of a burger? How about some steak? Maybe even a little fish? Not to be a nigger, but some chicken at least? No, your country is known for eating exactly 1 box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, nothing more, nothing less. Not even any bread. But it gets worse... Some of them drizzle ketchup on it... Canada is Condiment and Side Dish heaven. No Entrees.

Hey, We don't mean to interrupt your whole country, but how about celebrating Thanksgiving WITH US, or -- Don't at all; change the name of yours to something else and stop with this Little Brother copycat shit. What kind of a way to run a country is this? In any true society, Canada would face Cease & Desist threats and even intellectual property lawsuits for literally stealing the name of our holiday. Don't think China isn't next on the docket for their little New Years a month later stunt...

Degrassi is the one reason why The DMAN doesn't slap every Canadian he ever sees.

@Dummy Gaynuts @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda @Turk February @PickleRickle @Child.. @NoBacon

You're all on notice.

You don't understand poutine. I'm not having this conversation with someone who doesn't get the simple joy of poutine.

Why are you doing this?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You don't understand poutine. I'm not having this conversation with someone who doesn't get the simple joy of poutine.

Why are you doing this?

It's rare to find a proper poutine which is why these faggots never understand. "I went to Macdonald's in Shawinigan and the poutine SUCKED!". No FUCKING shit. Greasy spoon, big fawking fries with the peels still on, proper beef/chicken mix diner gravy and FAT curds that are still a bit cold in the center. Unless and until you've had a real poutine your opinion is worthless.

 

[Turk February]

It's rare to find a proper poutine which is why these faggots never understand. "I went to Macdonald's in Shawinigan and the poutine SUCKED!". No FUCKING shit. Greasy spoon, big fawking fries with the peels still on, proper beef/chicken mix diner gravy and FAT curds that are still a bit cold in the center. Unless and until you've had a real poutine your opinion is worthless.

I used to live by a restaurant that was the size of roughly bigger than a phone booth. They offered 55 varieties of poutine. It was amazing.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I used to live by a restaurant that was the size of roughly bigger than a phone booth. They offered 55 varieties of poutine. It was amazing.

There's ONE kind and the rest are heterodox. You make me want to SMOKE you FUCK my day up

 

[Turk February]

There's ONE kind and the rest are heterodox. You make me want to SMOKE you FUCK my day up

You will eat your own shit and cry before the end of the day. I will break you with nothing but truth. You might ever pee.

 

[Turk February]

Btw you notice Canadians took this thread over effortlessly? God Americans are soft and gay.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You will eat your own shit and cry before the end of the day

As is tradition. You mean you're going against the committee?

 

[Turk February]

As is tradition. You mean you're going against the committee?

I've lost confidence in the committee. I'm just alone wandering the vast deserts of Ontario.

 

[PickleRickle]

I didnt have cucumbers, didnt even have celery, so now i'm munching on some garlic pickles and tuna salad. I'm craving tomato soup right now but im out. IM OUT.

 

[Turk February]

I didnt have cucumbers, didnt even have celery, so now i'm munching on some garlic pickles and tuna salad. I'm craving tomato soup right now but im out. IM OUT.

Have you considered cabbage? It fucking rules. I can hook you up. It's illegal in Ontario but I got a source.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I didnt have cucumbers, didnt even have celery, so now i'm munching on some garlic pickles and tuna salad. I'm craving tomato soup right now but im out. IM OUT.

WWAWD tuna melt?

 

[PickleRickle]

Have you considered cabbage? It fucking rules. I can hook you up. It's illegal in Ontario but I got a source.

I thought I smelt cabbage.
I love me a good cabbage soup maaaaan

 

[Turk February]

WWAWD tuna melt?

Not a giant fan. Maybe sometimes very early on in the morning. I kind of consider it a breakfast.

 

[PickleRickle]

WWAWD tuna melt?

I actually fell asleep the other night thinking about tuna melts. I might just have to make one for breakfast tomorrow morning.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I used to live by a restaurant that was the size of roughly bigger than a phone booth. They offered 55 varieties of poutine. It was amazing.

Fag shit. Keep it simple.

 

[Turk February]

If it's like afternoon and I want something similar I'm just making a smoked salmon sandwich and killing myself

 

[Turk February]

Fag shit. Keep it simple.

You're gay and your mother doesn't love you. I'll kick your gay teeth in.