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Canadians are white people from the Negative Zone
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CANADIAN HATE THREAD
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Anything?
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WWAWD Kraft Singles?
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Well not all of us are white. We have a black guy named Boq. And jokes aside I think it was Nova Scotia had a place called something like Niggertown. Where we settled escaped slaves.
Shuddup ya goof
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I'm western Canadian and not a jailbird so this means nothing to me.
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You guys are so spoiled. Nice weather. No street fights. Can probably use a coffee shop bathroom without ordering anything.
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I want to move to Vancouver, but only if I’m allowed to conceal carry.
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Weather is nice if you don't mind rain six months of the year. Street fights are common enough. The bathroom thing really depends on how close to a main bus route you are.
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I'd suggest Oregon then.
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Well you're not but you can legally carry an axe over your shoulder anywhere in Canada if that helps.
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They're pretty meh on a grilled cheese sandwich. Need the real deal. What about cheese whiz on celery? That shit rules.
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And we have made it legal to own a "cat" recently so your home is safe. They will scratch your enemies even when you're not allowed to.
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Celery makes me fucking sick you cocksucker.
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I'll put a single on a cheeseburger if there's no other options otherwise I'd rather eat shit. Cheez Whiz is a hard fucking no from me, dawg.
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Good. Shut up. I'm glad we ruined this thread.
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Celery fawkin' rules dude. Its got the best crunch on the face of the earf
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Ever had a cucumber you fucking piece of shit?
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Celery is fine. Whatever. I'd rather have a baby carrot but to each his fawking own I guess.
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I bet Turk like zucchinis because he was created in a soviet laboratory specifically to piss me off.