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BREAKING: Paul Weimer just dropped "Josiah Munoz interviews Patrick Tomlinson, Part 3" on SoundCloud
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This is a Pa thing with coal cracker women they run their mouths cause shit and then husband has to mop up the mess, this bitch was still running her mouth after being shot never seen this in any other state
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I also believe she is the female Pat, she’s in her 40s and has zero friends just like him. We don’t know much about her but it’s obvious she’s using her Mom to take care of her since the other sisters have it figured out. You can tell she was the fuck up of the family, the “quirky” one but like Pat believes she is above working and is a “creative” which is why Mom fronts her fraud business so she can have some form of a job. I’m sure Mom also helps with the house under the condition they rent out part so there’s an income. She married her roommate to make her mom happy and keep the money coming so Mom can say she has 3 married daughters out of the house. She makes Pat sleep on the couch and doesn’t care about him as a person so his awful behavior doesn’t bother her.
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Did I miss this? It’s in Part 3? Sorry, been very distracted by real life stuff (all good stuff) and I can’t remember if I’ve heard this or not. I heard these real time so this is on a delay for most of our familia here. I’ll go back and listen.
By the way, yes at a USTAF sanctioned event, which Brewers Mini-Marathon is, every racer is photo’d. This is mainly for marketing of race photos, but also to ensure that the race meets sanctioned protocol and to protect against fat daughter abandoners who want to cut the course but still claim to complete it.
He says he tripped on a curb? The race course is all paved street. No curbs- that would be a huge liability. If he really tripped on a curb, I’m sorry to hear that, but why was he off the course unless he was cutting it? Sounds to me like more evidence that he indeed cut the course.
Final point before I go listen to the fat faggot’s call, but no one runs on a high ankle sprain. I’ve actually had one, and no you can’t walk eight miles on it. Eight steps are excruciating. He’s a lying fat cunt with a swollen alcoholic head.
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He went into a whole massive rant about the half marathon cheating scandal and how he needs to set the record straight, confirms he knows you well and that you are lying about it etc
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He's fat, too. Enjoy Part 3, you're mentioned quite prominently.
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I’d like to personally thank you Carol. I thought the insistence on his cheating was more bravado than how big of a deal it really is. I am not a runner and I believed you, but the harping on it seemed a bit much sometimes. I was dead wrong. Clearly, it has impacted the pig a significant amount. Much love and appreciation here brotherman!
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HE FUCKING CHEATED! THE MAN IS A FRAUD!
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We need Paul to relocate 1 and 2 there since Giggle is letting Fatty remove our lols on YouRube.
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I’m a stockly built fella, when I went to officer selection for the Navy I was averaging 7:52 on a mile (had to be below 8:30 to pass initial PT selection) and I was slow. Fucking Annapolis graduates are all marathon runners with bird chests and gazelle legs. Over 10 minutes isn’t a good average, you’re not competing in the mini marathon, child you’re just there to run 13 miles for self gratification. Quit calling yourself a marathon runner. You don’t run 26.2, you “run” 13.1.
1/2 a marathon, 1/2 a house… Pat never does anything fully, is the pattern I see.
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Some great lines in this thread as always but good lord, Patrick thinking he's getting gangstalked by the Village People is rib of the day, no question.
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I like Tosh a lot. He stuck to the jokes and outside his tv show, never had any sort of presence in the media world. People should take notes, you gotta leave them wanting more
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Ok gonna make some notes as i listen to fatass whine about his mini-marathon and enjoy my post run shit. I hate him so much. Sorry in advance for the weaponized running autism.
Tl:dr: Fat Pat makes several wild claims, and I punch through those with FACTS and LOGIC.
Outright Lies:
- He says “runs half marathons” [13:50 of Part 3] as if he’s actively in shape or training. He couldn’t run 1.31 miles much less 13.1. I hate him.
- “they (me and the handsome and eloquent Coonskin) are there… to send harassing texts and leave harassing voicemails”. Not so. I have never texted or called Patso. Not even once. He just wishes I did because he loves me and @covidcumia and wants a thruple.
- “There’s no way they could have seen the timing mat data”.Not so. Sometime between 2018 and now, they consolidated the data from ChronoTrack and they’re using some other system now. Here’s their own website with timing mat and photo data for the life of the race:
www.race-brewers.com
I have screenshots showing two “NA” entries, meaning he did not cross the mats at the 5K (3.1 mile), 10K (6.2 mile) and 15K (9.3 mile). He did cross at 5 and 10 mile. These correspond perfectly to the map showing where he cut the out and back portions just after the 2 mile marker and the bigger cut was miles 7 and 10
- “Not everyone gets their picture taken at every spot” [14:45 of Part 3]. Not so, chubs. See the numerous examples on the 2016 race page. Most runners have ~30 pictures from the course. Fatass has around a dozen. He’s conspicuously and autistically farting up the finish - we’ve all had a great laugh at his ugly face trying to run past the limping soccer moms. Not much from the course itself, backing up my finding that he cut the course in the middle section(s).
Bullshit from Fatass:
- Pretends not to know how to pronounce “Maxheinie”. He loves me and knows my name on here, as well as real life.
- “Five miles into it I stepped off a curb”. [14:16
of Part 3] Not so, this isn’t how races work. There’s no curb five miles into any sanctioned race, ever. He was fat and out of shape but wanted the Twitter dopamine hits from claiming to have finished, so he cut the course. If he tripped over a curb, it’s because he was off course waddling toward a part to cut back in.
-“Even though *chuckle and pause to think of how to continue the lie* that was my far my worst marathon time”. [14:15 of Part 3] Not so. Pat child didn’t run a marathon. He didn’t even run a half. He’s clearly lying here and it’s obvious he has never run a marathon and has no idea what it’s all about. The fat, lying asshole deserves the same fate as fellow marathon liar Dr Frank Meza. As someone who works my ass off to run marathons competitively, it irks me that he’s sitting on his couch stealing running valor for Twitter attention.
- “5000 participants… (at the 2016 Brewers Mini Marathon)”.[14:40 in the Part 3Not so. 1,831 runners completed the race. Patso came in at a pathetic 1570th place. Proof: https://results.chronotrack.com/event/results/event/event-23424
- He says he walked the rest of the course [14:58 of Part 3] after stepping off a curb Mile 5. Then says he “ran the entire course” [14:50 of Part 3] Which is it, lardass?
Projecting Pat:
- This fat fuck says I’m obsessed with him but he visits my Instagram (currently 282K followers) daily and randomly block and unblocks. Sad to say he probably unblocks, jerks off to me, then blocks me back out of shame. Don’t sweat it Piggy, lots of old fat trolls like you jerk off to me. You’ll never get the real thing so enjoy pig.
Tl:dr: Fat Pat makes several wild claims, and I punch through those with FACTS and LOGIC.
Outright Lies:
- He says “runs half marathons” [13:50 of Part 3] as if he’s actively in shape or training. He couldn’t run 1.31 miles much less 13.1. I hate him.
- “they (me and the handsome and eloquent Coonskin) are there… to send harassing texts and leave harassing voicemails”. Not so. I have never texted or called Patso. Not even once. He just wishes I did because he loves me and @covidcumia and wants a thruple.
- “There’s no way they could have seen the timing mat data”.Not so. Sometime between 2018 and now, they consolidated the data from ChronoTrack and they’re using some other system now. Here’s their own website with timing mat and photo data for the life of the race:
Results and Photos - Milwaukee Brewers Mini Marathon
Choose to run a half-marathon, 10K or 5K and race through Milwaukee and around the field warning track at Miller Park!
I have screenshots showing two “NA” entries, meaning he did not cross the mats at the 5K (3.1 mile), 10K (6.2 mile) and 15K (9.3 mile). He did cross at 5 and 10 mile. These correspond perfectly to the map showing where he cut the out and back portions just after the 2 mile marker and the bigger cut was miles 7 and 10
- “Not everyone gets their picture taken at every spot” [14:45 of Part 3]. Not so, chubs. See the numerous examples on the 2016 race page. Most runners have ~30 pictures from the course. Fatass has around a dozen. He’s conspicuously and autistically farting up the finish - we’ve all had a great laugh at his ugly face trying to run past the limping soccer moms. Not much from the course itself, backing up my finding that he cut the course in the middle section(s).
Bullshit from Fatass:
- Pretends not to know how to pronounce “Maxheinie”. He loves me and knows my name on here, as well as real life.
- “Five miles into it I stepped off a curb”. [14:16
of Part 3] Not so, this isn’t how races work. There’s no curb five miles into any sanctioned race, ever. He was fat and out of shape but wanted the Twitter dopamine hits from claiming to have finished, so he cut the course. If he tripped over a curb, it’s because he was off course waddling toward a part to cut back in.
-“Even though *chuckle and pause to think of how to continue the lie* that was my far my worst marathon time”. [14:15 of Part 3] Not so. Pat child didn’t run a marathon. He didn’t even run a half. He’s clearly lying here and it’s obvious he has never run a marathon and has no idea what it’s all about. The fat, lying asshole deserves the same fate as fellow marathon liar Dr Frank Meza. As someone who works my ass off to run marathons competitively, it irks me that he’s sitting on his couch stealing running valor for Twitter attention.
- “5000 participants… (at the 2016 Brewers Mini Marathon)”.[14:40 in the Part 3Not so. 1,831 runners completed the race. Patso came in at a pathetic 1570th place. Proof: https://results.chronotrack.com/event/results/event/event-23424
- He says he walked the rest of the course [14:58 of Part 3] after stepping off a curb Mile 5. Then says he “ran the entire course” [14:50 of Part 3] Which is it, lardass?
Projecting Pat:
- This fat fuck says I’m obsessed with him but he visits my Instagram (currently 282K followers) daily and randomly block and unblocks. Sad to say he probably unblocks, jerks off to me, then blocks me back out of shame. Don’t sweat it Piggy, lots of old fat trolls like you jerk off to me. You’ll never get the real thing so enjoy pig.
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I've been posting here since the old forums and the subreddit, child.
I was not all in with the Pat hate until a few months ago. I would check in every now and then, for just a taste.
I wish I had realized how much of a basketcase he was so I would not be asking such basic bitch questions.
So, did his mom fuck him?