BREAKING: Paul Weimer just dropped "Josiah Munoz interviews Patrick Tomlinson, Part 3" on SoundCloud

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Notice he’s never once posted a photo with either of his parents, not even a throwback to childhood. And dont try and tell me its to protect their privacy because he has no problem posting his own wife all over the place. I really think Niki is the only person he has in his life.

He also told his “followers” to purposely get into fights over stupid politics at thanksgiving and cutting “troubled” (conservative) family members out of your life. Anyone encouraging that hates their family and has a bad relationship with their parents. He spent Christmas alone and made that awful Wellington all for himself. Niki is all he has and she doesn’t even like him and needs to be drunk just to tolerate him.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Haha I actually did a Phillies 5k one time where you end by going around the warning track (at a stadium that actually resembles a ballpark, not an aircraft hangar.)

I also didnt cheat Patso. I dont care that it wasnt a half marathon, I didnt do it for clout, I did it to do a fun activity with my mother.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Just realizing now that Pat's fun run chaperone was also with him at Brewers Star Wars night. Same Charged GBH shirt. Scissoring Jen's husband perhaps? Pat, it's incredibly pathetic that all of your "friends" are through Niki.

I wonder if I’ll ever be able to see this photo without being shocked at how truly hideous Rick and Nik are.

 

[Will Tate]

He also told his “followers” to purposely get into fights over stupid politics at thanksgiving and cutting “troubled” (conservative) family members out of your life.

If I find out Mama Raven and the rodeo clown jack-off of all trades are MAGA I'll shit myself.

 

[MonsterSteve]

haha HOLYYYY SHIT.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

You're getting the marathons confused. The 2016 run was not in the Mustang sweatshirt. This is what he wore in the mini marathon:

You can tell how slow he's going just from these still images. His feet barely leave the ground and his knees are barely bending. It looks like he's doing that arm-pumping powerwalk thing you do when you're crossing the street and want to mime that you're hurrying to the oncoming traffic.

 

[Will Tate]

You can tell how slow he's going just from these still images. His feet barely leave the ground and his knees are barely bending. It looks like he's doing that arm-pumping powerwalk thing you do when you're crossing the street and want to mime that you're hurrying to the oncoming traffic.

He's fucking power-walking. I could run backward and he wouldn't be able to tie me in a bow after 2 hours. After 2 hours he'd be 3 miles away.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I missed the Marathon talk. Can someone give me a timestamp? I must have zoned out while this fat cheeked baby was rambling.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I will never forget the name Josiah.

 

[guest]

School psychologists don't "bring bullies to heel" like they're breaking them. That's the complete opposite of what they do. Projecting Pat is the worst.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I will never forget the name Josiah.

If I accidentally knock some chick up and its a boy I will name him Josiah

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

If I find out Mama Raven and the rodeo clown jack-off of all trades are MAGA I'll shit myself.

He said his father voted for Obama twice

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

If I accidentally knock some chick up and its a boy I will name him Josiah

May he be a masculine child.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He said his father voted for Obama twice

According to voting records, Tommy Tomlinson was part of the change, child.

 

[guest]

Pat said Mama Raven and Sparky are both just like Han Solo. He's a weird fucking guy.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

Just realizing now that Pat's fun run chaperone was also with him at Brewers Star Wars night. Same Charged GBH shirt. Scissoring Jen's husband perhaps? Pat, it's incredibly pathetic that all of your "friends" are through Niki.

I was not scissoring another man.

Hush now.

 

[FLUUUID]

If I accidentally knock some chick up and its a boy I will name him Josiah

Unless you sacrifice your own give him the surname Munoz I dont think you are committing to the bit enough.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The "found family" trope is famously associated with LGBTQ writers and artists. This trope came into existence before it was acceptable to be gay and many of these people were disowned and forced to find like-minded people who could fill parental and familial roles.

Not saying Patrick is gay, but it would not surprise me if he is deeply closeted and that just further fucks with his head.

My ex did this, she had a daughter and both sides of the family hated her, she went and found people accepting her shitty behavior and batshit crazy ways, called them grandma to grandpa, aunts, uncles, etc.. once those people got fed up with her she just found another group of people and did same thing, the kid was so confused

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Pat said Mama Raven and Sparky are both just like Han Solo. He's a weird fucking guy.

For a blue collar guy, Tommy Tomlinson has some femme hobbies. Playing with leather, fluffing bulls. Patrick can’t be masculine, he had no one to teach him how to be.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Unless you sacrifice your own give him the surname Munoz I dont think you are committing to the bit enough.

I'll go with Munoz for middle name