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You're going to jail for this, you son of a bitch, baby child.
You will be entering your eternal sleep soon enough, sweetie.
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Fatrick thought Pancakes House was the lead he had to track down.Danny Raus catching shit for this would be one funny fucking plot twist.
5 years later and he's telling a "journalist" that he definitely didn't cheat and he also has a witness who could corroborate that the special athlete boy definitely didn't cheat at a fun run.In which photo are we to believe Pig had a sprained ankle?
I feel bad for his running partner. The guy looks fit and could have sprinted off like a gazelle and even won the marathon if he wanted to.
He probably did, leaving Pig frustrated and running the side streets to cut the course.
This is pretty close to what was going on. The exact messages will be in apostlegate on medium soon.
Hi, Patrick, it's Josiah. Hi, listen, we had a meeting this morning, and someone hit on what I think is a pretty good idea, is if you could have your marathon partner get in contact with either me, or someone else on my team at the paper to back you up on your marathon story. Because my editor thinks that would go a long way toward illustrating just what liars, and just how dishonest these people are, would you agree, do you think your friend would have a problem with, just even a short statement on-the-record, he doesn't have to get involved or release his name or anything.5 years later and he's telling a "journalist" that he definitely didn't cheat and he also has a witness who could corroborate that the special athlete boy definitely didn't cheat at a fun run.
I honestly can’t tell if this is a parody or if it’s actually the piggyYou're going to jail for this, you son of a bitch, baby child.
You will be entering your eternal sleep soon enough, sweetie.
Patrick, I know I haven't earned the right to call you Pat, my superiors insist that due to journalistic integrity standards we're going to have to see you rerun that marathon and match your time or the article can't go ahead.Hi, Patrick, it's Josiah. Hi, listen, we had a meeting this morning, and someone hit on what I think is a pretty good idea, is if you could have your marathon partner get in contact with either me, or someone else on my team at the paper to back you up on your marathon story. Because my editor thinks that would go a long way toward illustrating just what liars, and just how dishonest these people are, would you agree, do you think your friend would have a problem with, just even a short statement on-the-record, he doesn't have to get involved or release his name or anything.
It shows how starved he is to talk to an actual person. His wife hates him, he doesn’t have any friends, his family avoids him, and he goes weekly to a local bar alone only to sit and stare at his phone. For the first time in years somebody ACTUALLY wants to hear about him and it’s why he’s so comfortable spilling everything to someone he’s never met. I’m sure 4 and 5 will be more of Pat telling a complete stranger things his lawyers told him to keep quiet and I’m sure to even admitting to things that could get him in trouble (PPP Loans, SFWA paying the loan under false claims, etc.) since this is the first friend he’s had in decades.5 years later and he's telling a "journalist" that he definitely didn't cheat and he also has a witness who could corroborate that the special athlete boy definitely didn't cheat at a fun run.
You're the second person to say this. @UnPRePared said it earlier.Boy, his cunt mother really did a number on him.
Dr. Owen A. Forms is a goddamn American hero. Exposing pedos, saving lives, making life miserable for bad people, all solely through the power of humor and loffs.I would have liked to have seen him subpoena the real Canyon and Rahul only to get sued for defamation by them.
But now I truly believe if he were to have been allowed to continue to believe they were Space and Quasi, and the case gets tossed next week, Pig would have just hunted them down and killed them. Being that deep in the hole financially with no way out would make an already unhinged man homicidal.
So I'm relieved the interviews were released and he now knows they have nothing to do with this.
Those two mens' lives have been saved and they didn't even know how close they came.
I used to be on nikkis side thinking she’s a closet dyke who’s a victim of having to satisfy her family (not Krinsky obviously). Now I truly believer her to be just as bad as Fat Rick for enabling him. If there’s anything these calls are proving, it’s the pig is always at the bar (we already assumed this but this is better proof than any) and she never stops him. At no point does she say “Maybe we should save some money, besides this isn’t good for you.”. She continually allows him to be a failure without a single care in the world for it. She allegedly owns an SEO company yet allows us to damage the searches for not only himself and his friends but his faggot twink lawyer. Where is she on that? Really she’s just as delusional and dumb as pat. Two fat peas in a hovel. Drinking on the taxpayers dime most likely set up and facilitated by her mother. They’re a disgrace to all the good, hard working, albeit fat but also laugh about it, people in the Midwest. They’re just shit people with 0 concern about the consequences of their actions.I bet when niki get home and asks how his day went:
" I helped change a tire for some BLM protesters"
"no you didnt."
" I helped pull a muslim womans car out of a snow drift"
"No you didnt"
"I had an interview with HuffPo."
"No you didnt"
Pat takes a sip of beer and stares at his computer screen in silence.
Everyday.
The picture of her holding the sign that says “Black Trans Lives Matter” should tell you that she’s literally the female Patrick and just as big of a virtue signaling cunt.I used to be on nikkis side thinking she’s a closet dyke who’s a victim of having to satisfy her family (not Krinsky obviously). Now I truly believer her to be just as bad as Fat Rick for enabling him. If there’s anything these calls are proving, it’s the pig is always at the bar (we already assumed this but this is better proof than any) and she never stops him. At no point does she say “Maybe we should save some money, besides this isn’t good for you.”. She continually allows him to be a failure without a single care in the world for it. She allegedly owns an SEO company yet allows us to damage the searches for not only himself and his friends but his faggot twink lawyer. Where is she on that? Really she’s just as delusional and dumb as pat. Two fat peas in a hovel. Drinking on the taxpayers dime most likely set up and facilitated by her mother. They’re a disgrace to all the good, hard working, albeit fat but also laugh about it, people in the Midwest. They’re just shit people with 0 concern about the consequences of their actions.
TLDR They’re fat faggots and deserve everything they get.
Im sure a lot of that is true but I do also think that from pats track record. Pat lies about most of the details and she doesnt even know the truth and extent of what is going on right now. Im sure pat tries to justify it by saying he is protecting her but he lies to everyone about everything. She absolutely enables him but I dont think she understands that everything they own is possibly on the line. Nobody in their right mind would agree to risking their house on some internet trolls that said your book sucks. Im sure Pat is quite the manipulator and has her beaten down enough that she just agrees with him rather than argue with him.I used to be on nikkis side thinking she’s a closet dyke who’s a victim of having to satisfy her family (not Krinsky obviously). Now I truly believer her to be just as bad as Fat Rick for enabling him. If there’s anything these calls are proving, it’s the pig is always at the bar (we already assumed this but this is better proof than any) and she never stops him. At no point does she say “Maybe we should save some money, besides this isn’t good for you.”. She continually allows him to be a failure without a single care in the world for it. She allegedly owns an SEO company yet allows us to damage the searches for not only himself and his friends but his faggot twins lawyer. Where is she on that? Really she’s just as delusional and dumb as pat. Two fat peas in a hovel. Drinking on the taxpayers dime most likely set up and facilitated by her mother. They’re a disgrace to all the good, hard working, albeit fat but also laugh about it, people in the Midwest. They’re just shit people with 0 concern about the consequences of their actions.
TLDR They’re fat faggots and deserve everything they get.
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