BREAKING: In 1 Hour the audio version of Tomlinson vs Nadolski will premiere

[Mike Glyer]

I hope I get to hear the "Don't do that" part...

First line as I open the stream: I was...kidnapping black children...

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I love how being a smug, snarky Twitter faggot doesn't mean shit in court. Judge's don't care about your cute little quips & jokes.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Also, Pat is blatantly fucking lying about the texting. He has no fucking fear of being caught red-handed in his lie because he constantly lies to himself to create his own reality. Everyone else will simply conform to Patland.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

The fucking arrogance of Pat is astonishing, the contempt in his voice as he speaks to the judge. He honestly thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.

 

[guest]

The uncomfortable pauses and level of what the FUCK in the judge's voice has resulted in felony rib assault, child.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

ThaT did noT occur. What a fat pedophile.

 

[DominusOdium]

This fat man hits Ts like Jon Snyder's dick hits cervixes.

 

[guest]

ThaT is NoT whaT occurred.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat hates that he is forced to answer the judge with direct answers.

 

[Mike Glyer]

This fat man hits Ts like Jon Snyder's dick hits cervixes.

I'd be shocked if Ade had any cervix left after years of tri-daily Snyder pounding but the point stands.

 

[DominusOdium]

The fucking arrogance of Pat is astonishing, the contempt in his voice as he speaks to the judge. He honestly thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.

He approaches everything in life with the same unearned smug superiority, including police and judges. Can't imagine why things go so poorly. I condescend and threaten everyone, why doesn't anyone come to my shows, my book release or to my defense?

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I did noT inviTe a fighT. ThaT did noT occur.

 

[Beavis]

I can’t wait to hear the stupid shit Pat says nexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxT

 

[guest]

I just came back from happy hour with a group of yuppies like me and i lcoked myself in the bathroom to hear this and im fucking cumming and dying and ALMOST crying of laughter (what happen to laughteR?) and have this range of emotions i dont know but tyfys pat you're gay and fat im fuckin dyin ova here im OVA HERE NOW

 

[guest]

The fact that he's still responding to text messages and Tweets after this is just more proof that he's as dumb as a box of rocks. To use his own words, things are bad and are only getting worse. The guy was telling him, bro, he threatened you and you accepted the challenge. Rick tried to weasel out of it but that's exactly what he did, because he just can't stand anyone saying anything about him. He has to correcT the record and he always has to try and act like a tough guy and it's gonna result in everything constantly getting thrown out because he's constantly engaging.

He's really just like Donald Trump. Someone made that comment about him having small hands and he just had to keep commenting about how his hands were not small and were actually very big. Who gives a fuck? He spent last night arguing with someone about whether or not he ate a pizza by himself. Nobody fucking cares. I highly doubt anyone who follows him would give 2 shits about some guy saying Rick ate the pizza by himself. But Rick will constantly respond and it gives the trolls some legitimacy (the stuck pig squeals the loudest, this time literally) and it gives the trolls what they want: him responding.

I just can't understand how anyone with any kind of brains could see any validity in spending hours on Twitter arguing with people over what engine is in their car, whether or not they ate an entire pizza, whether they drink Miller Lite, or any one of the hundreds of inane things he has constantly responded to. People farting in his wife's pussy. Nobody would believe that. Jesus Christ. He might be one of the dumbest people living on Earth.

 

[RobertMewler]

I just came back from happy hour with a group of yuppies like me and i lcoked myself in the bathroom to hear this and im fucking cumming and dying and ALMOST crying of laughter (what happen to laughteR?) and have this range of emotions i dont know but tyfys pat you're gay and fat im fuckin dyin ova here im OVA HERE NOW

Pat fighting with the judge at the end had me dying. What a stupid maniac. No wonder they let Andrew leave first. Hey, Andrew. We speak your name! We. Speak. Your. Name.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Also, Pat is blatantly fucking lying about the texting. He has no fucking fear of being caught red-handed in his lie because he constantly lies to himself to create his own reality. Everyone else will simply conform to Patland.

I thought I heard a slight change in his voice for a moment when he realized Big Dick Nadolski had the texts of Fatso being threatening towards him. Patrick conveniently left those exchanges out of his evidence.

 

[RobertMewler]

I thought I heard a slight change in his voice for a moment when he realized Big Dick Nadolski had the texts of Fatso being threatening towards him. Patrick conveniently left those exchanges out of his evidence.

"I don't remember sending that text" or whatever. He knew he was busted and tried to skirt committing perjury with that line.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

No, child, that is not the court audio. You are wrong in every conceivable detail as always.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

What a fucking asshole.