Bobby Kelly sucks and is ruining The Bonfire.

He's apparently a big kid but he's a whiney fruit to an extent that would've got me beaten. He literally called Bobby during the show, Bobby picked up because he assumed it was an emergency and the kid proceeded to whine - literally like a little girl - about how his mom is a cunt for making him do homework. When Bobby said he's in the middle of the show, the kid repeatedly said "I don't care." Also the only one who reprimanded the kid for shit-talking his mom was Jay, not Bobby. Bobby is the kind of guy who calls his son "sweetheart". Bobby never told the little bitch to go do his fucking homework either. The call ended with him assuring the kid "I'll talk to her." His kid alpha'd him on the air by whining like a girl.
Weak men produce weaker men, the kid probably hates him. They will get sick of him by the end of the year, they're just humoring him til the contract is up.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
Weak men produce weaker men, the kid probably hates him. They will get sick of him by the end of the year, they're just humoring him til the contract is up.
I think Jay already is sick of him and knows that of all his fucking TERRIBLE choices for a cohost, Bobby was one of the worst. I can't stand Joe Derosa or Mike Finoia but they were considered for the show and they'd both do a way funnier show with Jay. I believe Derosa would make crew members quit though because he's a cunt.
 

HeyItsVos

Blobby Kelly has never been funny except for being a target. I genuinely believe the comedians from the cellar felt sorry for him and let him hang around their clique cause he'd probably kill himself if he realised that he'll never be funny. Even on tough crowd he would just scream and stand up and rinse repeat. He's also stupid ''he past'' and the stupid off with rich and the young female negress showed its no act. When he drops from stroke there will be no outpouring of respect or stories where was funny, it'll be ''i broke my knee man'' clips on twitter for a couple of hours at best. he once compered himself to tony soprano on TACS and even Anthony 'I've sucked cocks' Cumstain looked at him with disgust, i wish i had the clip. In summary i dont like him and he stinks.
Well said and all true.

I’m glad this thread exists and I hope Bobby sees it somehow.
 
I think Jay already is sick of him and knows that of all his fucking TERRIBLE choices for a cohost, Bobby was one of the worst. I can't stand Joe Derosa or Mike Finoia but they were considered for the show and they'd both do a way funnier show with Jay. I believe Derosa would make crew members quit though because he's a cunt.
A shoulderless cunt at that, he could actually work tho not for long as like you said he would fuck it up with his cuntyness
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

I Am Racist Man Leader of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
Let's not forget when Dan finally returned to the show, something listeners had been waiting forever for to get some actual comedy, and they spent the entire episode talking about Bobby's farts and watching porn.

Another reason he thinks Apple is better is because anyone can make apps for Android. That is somehow a bad thing.

And it can not be understated how much he lies about everything. It's not even something with a punchline, it's just so he'll get the attention of everyone in the room. You can hear him pause as he tells all these stories as he is trying to make up the next part.

Whenever someone has a story, he always has a similar one that can top it.

"My friend once slept with a girl and she cooked for him afterwards but he didn't want anything serious."
Bobby chimes in with his retard lies: "Yeah, well I once fucked this smoooookin' haaaawt chick and I made her go get Burger King for me before I would fuck her, she was begging for it dude, then afterwards I just left and never saw her again."

Odd how he has been with his wife for so long yet has an infinite number of stories of him sleeping with "smoookin' haaawt chicks".

Disgusting how he just has his dogs shit in his yard and then never even picks it up.

Max having his own game room only shows how spoiled he is, they treat that kid like he is a sultan.
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Bob, your wife. WOOF!
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
Catching up on the recent episodes, Jay has started watching Justified.
"Dude, just wait until Rapaport shows up, he's fucking great."
Of course, Rapaport is usually talked about as the low point of the show by everyone that watched it.
It's kinda mind boggling that he manages to have worse taste than Jay.
Remember how excited he was for kick ass, he has always had bad taste.
 

DMAN

SUFFERING FROM DMANIA, PRONE TO DMANIC EPISODES
Bobby was good target practice for Colin Quinn over the phone on MySpace. The same way Derosa was a great punching bag for Bill Burr. However, they both always had that pathetic approval-chasing gene.

Recently, it was revealed by Danny Ross that all of Joe Derosa's TERRIBLE solo appearances on O&A were due to him caving to Derosa's pleas for airtime, and pitching him to Opie, who didn't want him. Dumbass Danny ruined easily weeks worth of O&A live shows for The DMAN with that little stunt.

Bobby is a damaged liar who is slightly more honest and humble when he's fat. When he is in shape (or thinks he's in shape) he just becomes an attention whore LIAR who makes shit up so people give him positive attention.

The DMAN regularly listens to Sometimes Colin Quinn on youtube... He just recently suffered through one solo Bob podcast where he cried for like 20 minutes because his gig was bad, and he saw that Gary Gulman had a MySpace Fan Club. It was actually so nauseating and sad that he kept going on in self-pity literally whining like a faggot that The DMAN caught himself shouting "ALRIGHT FAGGOT, WE GET IT"

Once on the phone with the owner of the Comedy Cellar, Bobby took credit for Colin Quinn deciding to return to comedy even though it had nothing to do with him, and he admitted he lied for no reason about it. He just wanted to involve himself.
 
The thermostat argument is mad. Jay complaining that Jacob makes it too hot and that he needs it cold when he's wearing a hoodie and gloves indoors.
Nothing more detestable to me than how fat people have to have every room the equivalent of a fucking polar bear cave because of all the blubber they have constantly overheating them

Let’s all freeze to death for this monster. Sounds fair
 
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