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Bobby Kelly sucks and is ruining The Bonfire.

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The Bonfire is off all week because that's apparently how long it takes to recuperate from Skankfest and then when they come back, Bobby is gone an additional two weeks filming his "Comedy Camp" show that nothing will come of. On one of the last shows he made some passive aggressive comment about "the Big Jay and Mike Finoia Show" and Jay was just like "Yeah, he'll be in a couple days at least."
Bring back Finer Things with Mike Finoia or I’m smashing my SiriusXM radio. I’ll take a baseball to the radio in my car. I don’t give a fuck.
 

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I realized just now that I have gone from daily listener to not having heard it in a month. IIRC, they took a week off around Labor Day, so I stopped. And didn’t notice that I never came back.

For anyone who’s listened recently - am I truly missing absolutely nothing?
You are missing NOTHING.
 

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Catching up on the show. Jay tells the story of how he accidentally helped rob a liquor store and Bobby immediately starts telling stories about times he stole.

Jay cuts him off with "I asked you before my story if you'd ever stolen anything and you said no."

Bobby starts sputtering with something about how when he stole a motor bike or a moped he only took it for a ride and then drove it back to the house where he took it, so he never technically stole it. Then they quickly move on to other stuff.
 

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Catching up on the show. Jay tells the story of how he accidentally helped rob a liquor store and Bobby immediately starts telling stories about times he stole.

Jay cuts him off with "I asked you before my story if you'd ever stolen anything and you said no."

Bobby starts sputtering with something about how when he stole a motor bike or a moped he only took it for a ride and then drove it back to the house where he took it, so he never technically stole it. Then they quickly move on to other stuff.
Why do you listen if you can’t stand it? Bonfire was my favorite show for years. I tapped out around Covid. Had high hopes when Bobby came on but Jay and Dan had such great chemustree that it’s hard to replace.
 
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Catching up on the show. Jay tells the story of how he accidentally helped rob a liquor store and Bobby immediately starts telling stories about times he stole.

Jay cuts him off with "I asked you before my story if you'd ever stolen anything and you said no."

Bobby starts sputtering with something about how when he stole a motor bike or a moped he only took it for a ride and then drove it back to the house where he took it, so he never technically stole it. Then they quickly move on to other stuff.
If he could just stop lying and insisting on being a one upper and just talk he would be 80% less of an annoying fag
 

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So the whole week Bobby wasn't on the show was great. Bobby's back from doing presumably kind of interesting shit in Canada and they haven't talked about it. The first episode back was Jay telling Bobby a story he told in great detail on the prior show and then talking about how he got pissy in a movie theater, AGAIN. That was the entire Monday show. Two topics, one that was already discussed at length. I just put on the Tuesday show and so far it's Jay just telling Bobby that he's a shitty father because he lets his kid walk all over him and his mother and Bobby trying to defend himself and it sounds like he's actually getting pissed off lol.

Bobby turned the whole basement in his new house into a whole floor of the house for his 11 year old. Jay's saying Bobby just gave him a big space to fuck around and hide shit from his parents in and he's absolutely right.
 
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So the whole week Bobby wasn't on the show was great. Bobby's back from doing presumably kind of interesting shit in Canada and they haven't talked about it. The first episode back was Jay telling Bobby a story he told in great detail on the prior show and then talking about how he got pissy in a movie theater, AGAIN. That was the entire Monday show. Two topics, one that was already discussed at length. I just put on the Tuesday show and so far it's Jay just telling Bobby that he's a shitty father because he lets his kid walk all over him and his mother and Bobby trying to defend himself and it sounds like he's actually getting pissed off lol.

Bobby turned the whole basement in his new house into a whole floor of the house for his 11 year old. Jay's saying Bobby just gave him a big space to fuck around and hide shit from his parents in and he's absolutely right.
Jay's not wrong, if I were Bobby though I'd point out what a shit dad jay is and how his kid makes him pay for everything and walks all over him too.

Again, Bobby is a doormat for his faggot kid and Max sucks out loud and needs a slap in the mouth
 
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At best, comedians are man-children, at worst they have terrible sexual dysfunction up to and including pedophilia, I don’t think any of them should be calling each other out for being bad fathers.
 
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