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I still can’t wrap my head around Kill Tony’s success even knowing it’s only because of Rogan.
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Bobby Kelly sucks and is ruining The Bonfire.
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I hate how Derosa has now become respected by audiences. Ten years ago, all he was good for was being a punching bag but now he has ingratiated himself with this new crop of comedians and constantly guests on their shit. The whole "What would my black friends think?" really says everything you need to know about him. He tried to jump on that whole wave but it got him no success so he then did a 180 so he could join in on the non-PC comedy.
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Only time he’s funny is when he gets shitted on and starts getting uppity.
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Nice shirt, stupid.
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Listening to them talking about Corey Feldman's guitar solo. Jay explains that people on social media are playing it up like "woah, that's so awesome but there is no way he's able to do that, it must be playback" and how everyone is in on the joke to talk about the guitar solo like it was amazing while it's actually shit. Like 5 minutes into the discussion Bobby sincerely says "I'm not sure these people are being serious, I think they might be fucking with him."
In one ear and out the other with this one.
In one ear and out the other with this one.
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Does Jay ever call Bobby out for being a fucking moron or does he walk on gregshells around him?
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Never. I think he has hero worship of him or some shit. It's not even Greggshells, I don't think Jay sees any real problem with any of it. Closest thing I can think of is when Bobby told an obviously made up story without any jokes about how he and Sherrod Small used to go looking for chicks to fuck together or some shit. Jay said something like "That's odd, me and Sherrod both started comedy at the same time" which would put the story happening after Bobby was with his wife. But they both quickly moved on after Jay said that.
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Oh so Danny stole that joke from Twitter? Shocking.
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Bobby waits for someone to stop talking so he can say something, he doesn't have a conversation or listen to people he's talking to.
The Jay vs Jacob shit always drives me nuts, especially since every time Jacob requests that they not awkwardly argue on air and talk like adults in private, but Jay has some weird obsession with that faggot Howard and is desperate to try and copy all the bullshit he did like staff fights or having vapid whores on the radio (which was his entire motive for doing sdr)
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I think I'm with Jay on that one, I've always found the fights entertaining but I always end up siding with Jacob. I think my enjoyment of the fights stems from all the OnA fights over the years.
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If it wasn't always giving him shit about the fucking temperature in the office. Or when he quietly puts on a jacket because it's a fucking meat locker so Jay doesn't have to take 4 layers of clothing and accessories off, and he stops the show to give Jacob shit about it, it's never funny it's just Jay being a bitchy girl because he was raised by Jewish women and doesn't know how to let shit go like a man
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New highlight:
They got Edie Falco as a guest. They regularly complain about not getting any big guests, they get one and Bobby immediately starts talking to her like they know eachother and she doesn't know who the fuck he is. Bobby gets genuinely butthurt that she doesn't remember him as a day player on Nurse Jackie. She rolls with it and is a good sport. Bobby doesn't let it go and continues to insist that they are friends. "We had dinnah at Lou's!" Lou is Louis CK and she again, doesn't remember. Bobby continues to spiral, make her uncomfortable and almost spoils her movie that she's promoting. Neither of them pick up on her sarcasm or humor and she has to tell two comedians when she's obviously kidding.
Bobby continues to kiss her ass while aggravated that she doesn't remember him, but doesn't ask her any questions other than "you really don't remember me?" 500 times. Whenever Jay takes over and actually starts interviewing her and asking good, thoughtful questions about American Crime Story or whatever, Butthurt Bob says "somebody was on Wikipedia five minutes before the show..." and you can hear Jay get annoyed at that point and be like "No, I watch all the FX stuff." And he truly has because he's unfortunately talked about it on the show at length many times. Bobby's ego is so hurt that because he embarrasses himself, he's trying to botch it for Jay too. "If I can't have her, nobody can."
That's about as far as I've made it and I had to take a break. So far, Edie Falco seems to like Jay and think Bobby's a weird little bitch. Like, part of it is definitely genuine, but it's also another instance of Bobby thinking that harping on one thing over and over and over is funny but when you have to tell someone the same thing like 20 times and they keep asking the same question, it's hard not to snap.
One of her entourage chimed in and was like "Bobby, do you remember me? I remember you." And Bobby doesn't remember him lol. Pretty beautiful.
Alright, he ends up dropping it and it goes fine, but what a weird way to begin. The other guy that's with her keeps getting on the mic though and answering questions that she doesn't remember and Bobby says sarcastic cunty shit like "Yeah I asked him."
They got Edie Falco as a guest. They regularly complain about not getting any big guests, they get one and Bobby immediately starts talking to her like they know eachother and she doesn't know who the fuck he is. Bobby gets genuinely butthurt that she doesn't remember him as a day player on Nurse Jackie. She rolls with it and is a good sport. Bobby doesn't let it go and continues to insist that they are friends. "We had dinnah at Lou's!" Lou is Louis CK and she again, doesn't remember. Bobby continues to spiral, make her uncomfortable and almost spoils her movie that she's promoting. Neither of them pick up on her sarcasm or humor and she has to tell two comedians when she's obviously kidding.
Bobby continues to kiss her ass while aggravated that she doesn't remember him, but doesn't ask her any questions other than "you really don't remember me?" 500 times. Whenever Jay takes over and actually starts interviewing her and asking good, thoughtful questions about American Crime Story or whatever, Butthurt Bob says "somebody was on Wikipedia five minutes before the show..." and you can hear Jay get annoyed at that point and be like "No, I watch all the FX stuff." And he truly has because he's unfortunately talked about it on the show at length many times. Bobby's ego is so hurt that because he embarrasses himself, he's trying to botch it for Jay too. "If I can't have her, nobody can."
That's about as far as I've made it and I had to take a break. So far, Edie Falco seems to like Jay and think Bobby's a weird little bitch. Like, part of it is definitely genuine, but it's also another instance of Bobby thinking that harping on one thing over and over and over is funny but when you have to tell someone the same thing like 20 times and they keep asking the same question, it's hard not to snap.
One of her entourage chimed in and was like "Bobby, do you remember me? I remember you." And Bobby doesn't remember him lol. Pretty beautiful.
Alright, he ends up dropping it and it goes fine, but what a weird way to begin. The other guy that's with her keeps getting on the mic though and answering questions that she doesn't remember and Bobby says sarcastic cunty shit like "Yeah I asked him."
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Luis called out Bobby being a liar on Story Warz.
Normand: This feels made up, like something a kid would make up at the playground.
Luis: Well, Bobby Kelly is not here so...
24:16 onwards
Normand: This feels made up, like something a kid would make up at the playground.
Luis: Well, Bobby Kelly is not here so...
24:16 onwards
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3:35 it gets brought up that Mike Finoia had some random guy come up to him at a concert and say a bunch of shit to him that he told that fucking Alan creep in therapy. So yeah, there's no doctor/patient confidentiality there.
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Abe: The Bonfire sucks and no one should listen to it.
Also Abe: Check out this Bonfire clip.
ME: make up your fawkin mind!
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Lol they turn into Chinese gibberish after a few days.
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I like the updates. I listened to the show for years, but I can't stomach the new stuff with Bobby. Plus, any thread shitting on Bobby is a good thread in my book.
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FUCK YOU!! I'LL STAB YOU IN BOTH OF THE EYES WITH AN ICE PICK A COMBINED TOTAL OF 83 TIMES!!!