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Bobby Kelly sucks and is ruining The Bonfire.

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Dice was on The Bonfire last night. Listen before it turns Chinese.

Nevermind. Dice randomly called Ari and was on for like 5 minutes. They basically hung up on him so Bobby could tell the exact same fucking Cuba storied that he's been telling every show for weeks now. I honestly fucking hate him now.

Dice kept calling it a podcast, which was funny. Ari is on coke or something and being intentionally annoying. I'm not gonna make it through this one.
 

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I like Dice but what's he doing?
Calling people to ramble at them like an old man.

He straight up doesn't give a fuck about their show either. He rambles for a bit, then he tells some hilarious story, then he starts trying to schedule his appearance on Ari's podcast while on air and they get him off the phone.
 
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His social media is hilarious. All he does is walk around NYC saying random shit and trolling random people. My favorite bit is when he’ll go up to a random guy on a phone call and go “Are you Glenn Tuddle? Glenn Tuddle? No? Ok sorry sir”
Ari said he calls him all the time fucked up on Ambien and he'll do random characters and ask "where are the goods?"
 

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I like Bobby but he's a guy who needs to be constantly insulted by people he respects in order to shut the fuck up and not be a boviating loud idiot. It also brings out the best of him. The "Sometimes" telephone call show between him and Colin is one of the greatest shows in my personal opinion. Especially with newer younger comics he really has this "godfather grizzled vet of the game" persona and it's just fuckin annoying.

But ruined the bonfire? I remember listening to a few clips back in the day and they were genuinely fuckin funny believe me id tell you if they weren't (the one where they rip into tom hanks' wigger son stands out) but after getting excited by those few clips i tried to follow them and big jay has "fat slob who wants to show everyone he gets pussy and is cool" syndrome, much like fat faggot stavros halkias, constantly going on about sex and its boring.
 

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Everyone here said it sucked so I didn’t watch it. I have his “Just the Tip” special on cd/dvd and I remember it being pretty damn funny.
Really? I laughed out loud several times and it's funny throughout. It's one of the better specials I've seen in a while. Like I'm shocked at how much I enjoyed that and how little I enjoy him on the Bonfire.
 

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this is actually undeniably funny
I can deny that, but to be fair I only made it halfway. I'll just quote my previous review:
some faggot said:
Should have called it "Feed Bag"
Edit: Halfway through and I've had enough. The laughter sounds like it was added in post, and I don't think he told a single joke that didn't involve food but it was hard to focus because it was so bland.
...
It's not a terrible performance, he looks like Tor Johnson's corpse but his energy is good. Some crowd work that just got weird for me. I say check it out, the download was really quick so it's a minimal investment.
 

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Not my post but it belongs here.

"They pre-taped their Christmas episode Tuesday, to be aired tonight. Bobby, as usual, was getting insecure with big Jay. He brought up a bit they did with an AI Patrice which had Bobby and Colin Quinn crying. Jay said, you’re giving away the bit but Bobby wouldn’t stop, saying “You didn’t get emotional when your dead friend started talking to you!?”

Christine broke in at one point and said “uh spoiler alert” clearly the group wanted to save this for today. Went right over Bobby’s head as he was in his pseudo-alpha coma and he barreled on. Then we had Bobby doing a Yellowstone wrap up show for at least the next half hour. Maybe longer but I tuned out. The dude just does not know how to live broadcast and should have stuck to podcasts.

And He’s obsessed with how big Jay sees him which has driven a lot of the content of the show. Last week they had country singer in who sang about his dead dad. Bobby said all he was thinking about was to not cry in front of Jay."
 

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Not my post but it belongs here.

"They pre-taped their Christmas episode Tuesday, to be aired tonight. Bobby, as usual, was getting insecure with big Jay. He brought up a bit they did with an AI Patrice which had Bobby and Colin Quinn crying. Jay said, you’re giving away the bit but Bobby wouldn’t stop, saying “You didn’t get emotional when your dead friend started talking to you!?”

Christine broke in at one point and said “uh spoiler alert” clearly the group wanted to save this for today. Went right over Bobby’s head as he was in his pseudo-alpha coma and he barreled on. Then we had Bobby doing a Yellowstone wrap up show for at least the next half hour. Maybe longer but I tuned out. The dude just does not know how to live broadcast and should have stuck to podcasts.

And He’s obsessed with how big Jay sees him which has driven a lot of the content of the show. Last week they had country singer in who sang about his dead dad. Bobby said all he was thinking about was to not cry in front of Jay."
Bobby does a lot of arguing about whether he's a "man" or not with people who aren't even arguing with him and then tries to make it a competition of who is the most manly. Jacob mentioned something he saw in a football game the other day and Bobby cut him off to say "WE GET IT, YOU'RE A MAN." And Jacob was just like "...what?" Funnily, little jewy Jacob actually is the most masculine between him, Jay and Bobby by a long shot. Bobby's been taking about 5 minutes of every show to try to convince Jay that his gay pink nails are gay, but somehow doesn't realize the fact that they both literally carry designer purses is also extremely gay.

Bobby had an uncomfortable hard on for that Donnie Dust survivalist guy for a while and he was supposed to be the survival expert on that comedy camp pilot Bobby did but he backed out after meeting Bobby and being on The Bonfire because I think he fagged out so hard that he actually gave the guy the creeps.
 
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