As funny as those texts to the hairdresser were, those overshadowed something. We need to talk about...

[Stent]

I hope he corrected the record with her. It would totally clear things up. She'd be so relieved there was such a straight-forward reason for those texts.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

He's definitely on something in this picture (not a diet). Glossed over eyes...

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Reminder: He's not wearing underwear

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I'm guessing it's a mixture of alcohol, medication, and coming down from a Twitter childing high.

I hope he corrected the record with her. It would totally clear things up. She'd be so relieved there was such a straight-forward reason for those texts.

I'm willing to bet Pat told her about the stalkers, but didn't point her to this website. And even he did, she probably wouldn't have checked it anyway. So she probably thinks he's a liar at best, and a schizophrenic retard at worst.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Hasn’t moved in 20 years, child

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He, is, not, impressed, with, this, bit.

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“My stylist.” Fat rube idiot. She definitely doesn’t want to be in this picture either.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The disinterest and fear radiating from this exchange. A simple "No." no sorry, no clarification, just "No." as in, "No. I'm not at work. Don't ever ask me that again and leave me alone." The "Have fun!' is her polite way of shutting down not just someone hitting on her but someone she fears will murder her. And he never went back to her again after this. I have no doubt Pat tried correcTing the record with her and she blocked him before she could read the first "So the stalkers..."

The time stamps make the text exchange 1,000 funnier.

 

[JebJoh]

The first time I read about this caper I felt a huge wave of embarrassment I still can't explain why

 

[guest]

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Hasn’t moved in 20 years, child

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Rick's face in the last picture looks like Mewler's sculpture of his big head.

Mewler really captured the piss yellow teeth and male pattern baldness.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Hasn’t moved in 20 years, child

Fix your aspect ratio child

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The first time I read about this caper I felt a huge wave of embarrassment I still can't explain why

Me too, in fact I've never finished reading it gets me too much

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

how fucking deranged it is that he always took selfies with her.

That's not normal, Pat. That's cringy as fuck. He obviously wanted to fuck her. This is a 40 year old man. Fuck.

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If she had some tits I'd say Tomlinson tricked her into bending over for that photo

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

How many cocks has he had in his ear that he can identify it's movement solely on echolocation?

He's been doing it since he was 18, Odiumster.

 

[bantadant]

The disinterest and fear radiating from this exchange. A simple "No." no sorry, no clarification, just "No." as in, "No. I'm not at work. Don't ever ask me that again and leave me alone." The "Have fun!' is her polite way of shutting down not just someone hitting on her but someone she fears will murder her. And he never went back to her again after this. I have no doubt Pat tried correcTing the record with her and she blocked him before she could read the first "So the stalkers..."

The best part is you can tell she was already creeped out by him before this, and is just like "oh shit, that fat asshole is finally shooting his shot." If anyone in my life got a text like that they would immediately know it wasn't from me

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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Hasn’t moved in 20 years, child