As funny as those texts to the hairdresser were, those overshadowed something. We need to talk about...

[guest]

how fucking deranged it is that he always took selfies with her.

That's not normal, Pat. That's cringy as fuck. He obviously wanted to fuck her. This is a 40 year old man. Fuck.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why is he such a dead-eyed creep? It's like he can't smile without an "I'm about to rape and murder" expression.

 

[SpaceEdge]

I would bet he told her something along the lines of "I'll get you more business with my 50k followers, I'm important babe" and she's far too polite about this shit because she's at work

Some of you could stand to visit her for a haircut anyway though. You know who you are. Buncha long hair pinko fags ova here!

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

The author… duh!

 

[The Talking Dead]

Words cannot express how much I hate his face.

Nice yellowed eyes, you middle-aged alcoholic fuck.

 

[Kurt_Love]

He also had to hold her dog during his hair cut. Knowing he hates traditional cis jock frat brototype pets.

 

[CompoundBasement]

how fucking deranged it is that he always took selfies with her.

That's not normal, Pat. That's cringy as fuck. He obviously wanted to fuck her. This is a 40 year old man. Fuck.

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There are no hot chicks in his mutant community of socially inept dorks and that was his way of telling them a 6/10 touches him (for money), so he's the Alpha Chad leader of their group.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Patrick has the soul of a 16 year old spoilt girl. With learning difficulties and an eating disorder.

That poor woman. I couldn't stay at a job where I had to be nice to Patrick and hold a sharp object in my hand either.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He also had to hold her dog during his hair cut. Knowing he hates traditional cis jock frat brototype pets.

I've thought about that before too. I bet she loves having to vacuum all the retard hair off her dog before she puts it in the car.

"Alright, I'm gonna get started. You can put the dog down."

"No, it's okay. I don't mind."

"I don't really want her getting covered in hair."

"No, it's fine."

"Just put the f-- whatever."

"I used to have two dogs until my ex wife rehomed them against my explicit wishes."

 

[The Talking Dead]

I couldn't stay at a job where I had to be nice to Patrick and hold a sharp object in my hand either.

Death threat noted, stlaker. Enjoy prison.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

See online constructive criticism works! He stopped posting pics like this. The citizens of MKE can feel safer now

 

[cliveowen]

The other part that gets overlooked is that these are horrible haircuts.

 

[guest]

Her eyes aren't smiling in a single one. She's doing it so he tips her better, which he probably didn't do anyway because he's poor.

 

[hammmburger]

The other part that gets overlooked is that these are horrible haircuts.

To be fair, the hairdresser can only attempt to polish the turd so much.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I've never seen a man take more selfies than Patrick. These are almost as bad as the ones he took at the gym

 

[guest]

her makeup and foundation is almost british

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I never this noticed before but in the 1st pic there's someone in the hairdresser's chair with his dumb face lurking over it... did he hang around bothering people?

 

[Pat the Simp]

how fucking deranged it is that he always took selfies with her.

That's not normal, Pat. That's cringy as fuck. He obviously wanted to fuck her. This is a 40 year old man. Fuck.

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Rick's face in the last picture looks like Mewler's sculpture of his big head.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I guarantee it’s all passive aggressive. He goes and gets a haircut, then tells her he’s oh so happy that he wants to put it up on his Twitter and plug her shit to his massive following.

He wants her to think he’s important and has clout and that she should drop to her knees and suck on his wiener.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

I would bet he told her something along the lines of "I'll get you more business with my 50k followers, I'm important babe" and she's far too polite about this shit because she's at work

Some of you could stand to visit her for a haircut anyway though. You know who you are. Buncha long hair pinko fags ova here!

How dare you disparage Stinks!