• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

Apparently, The 4 Americans Who Were Kidnapped In Mexico (2 were murdered and 2 were Found Alive) Were Wearing Their Bad Idea Jeans & They're Negroes

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Forum Clout
259,339
Nigger privilege meets reality.

We dindu nuffin *chainsaw noises intensify*
*Turns up Funkytown*

giphy.gif
 
Forum Clout
1,364
The tummy tuck chick was probably going to mule drugs under her bandages on the way back. The cartels are the government down there and they wouldn't risk this type of heat over a mistake or a bunch of blacks. The blacks were probably making inquirys at the pharmacia about an amount of pills that required cartel tribute money and didn't understand the price of doing business down there.
 

'THE NIGGER MAN'

Shane Noakes' rabbi raped his 9 year old dick off.
Forum Clout
47,386
The tummy tuck chick was probably going to mule drugs under her bandages on the way back. The cartels are the government down there and they wouldn't risk this type of heat over a mistake or a bunch of blacks. The blacks were probably making inquirys at the pharmacia about an amount of pills that required cartel tribute money and didn't understand the price of doing business down there.
Typical stupid nigger plan, like Obamacare wouldn't pay for that shit?

You uh *smacks giant nigger lips*, we beez here supportin Tonisha for hur surgery and sheeit, my nigga.

Four dumb niggers drove 1350 miles for a fatnigger's bootleg liposuction?

US customs woulda busted their stupid nigger asses on the way back.

Cartel did what Americans should, exterminate niggers on sight.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Forum Clout
259,339
Here is a copy/paste of someone on reddit trying to put together a timeline. I havent taken a deep dive into details so here is a rough list of events.

What we know so far:
Kidnapped Americans got lost while trying to find their way to the doctor's office, friend says.
Two of the four Americans who authorities say were kidnapped in Mexico have been found dead, according to the Tamaulipas governor. One of the two survivors has injuries.
The group of friends traveled from South Carolina so one of them — a mother of six could undergo cosmetic surgery, her friend tells CNN
They were “placed in a vehicle and taken from the scene by armed men” in the border city of Matamoros on Friday, according to the FBI.
UPDATED TODAY 3/7
  • The Americans were located at clinic in Mexico, US official says. The four Americans who authorities say were kidnapped in Mexico were located at what appears to be a medical clinic in the border city of Matamoros.
  • Two of the kidnapping victims were found alive, and two of them were found dead.
  • One of the two survivors is severely injured, a US official familiar with the ongoing investigation told CNN.
NEW UPDATE
The bodies of two American citizens killed in an attack by suspected Mexican cartel members will be examined by Mexican authorities prior to their remains being turned over to the US government, a source familiar with the investigation told CNN.
***** NEWEST UPDATE ********
The two surviving American citizens kidnapped in Mexico are now in the care of the FBI and have returned to the United States.
The two will receive medical treatment and observations at a hospital in Texas, the source added.
The bodies of the two people who were killed will be examined by Mexican authorities before the remains are turned over to the US government, a source said.
 

EraGodless

Forum Clout
49,762
Here is a copy/paste of someone on reddit trying to put together a timeline. I havent taken a deep dive into details so here is a rough list of events.

What we know so far:
Kidnapped Americans got lost while trying to find their way to the doctor's office, friend says.
Two of the four Americans who authorities say were kidnapped in Mexico have been found dead, according to the Tamaulipas governor. One of the two survivors has injuries.
The group of friends traveled from South Carolina so one of them — a mother of six could undergo cosmetic surgery, her friend tells CNN
They were “placed in a vehicle and taken from the scene by armed men” in the border city of Matamoros on Friday, according to the FBI.
UPDATED TODAY 3/7
  • The Americans were located at clinic in Mexico, US official says. The four Americans who authorities say were kidnapped in Mexico were located at what appears to be a medical clinic in the border city of Matamoros.
  • Two of the kidnapping victims were found alive, and two of them were found dead.
  • One of the two survivors is severely injured, a US official familiar with the ongoing investigation told CNN.
NEW UPDATE
The bodies of two American citizens killed in an attack by suspected Mexican cartel members will be examined by Mexican authorities prior to their remains being turned over to the US government, a source familiar with the investigation told CNN.
***** NEWEST UPDATE ********
The two surviving American citizens kidnapped in Mexico are now in the care of the FBI and have returned to the United States.
The two will receive medical treatment and observations at a hospital in Texas, the source added.
The bodies of the two people who were killed will be examined by Mexican authorities before the remains are turned over to the US government, a source said.
Imagine being a mother of six and having the vanity to go to a 3rd world country so you can get a tummy tuck?
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Forum Clout
259,339
It will never happen, this is just virtue signaling, both governments are in bed with the cartels
No way. They have been issuing warnings not to travel there. They took that risk to save a few bucks. If they didnt do anything when that mormon family got lit up than they arent doing anything for this.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Forum Clout
259,339
I think she is one that actually lived too. There is a short video of what looks like her ( she was walking) getting loaded into a cartel truck. Imagine talking three friends into escorting you to mexico for surgery to protect you and two get killed and the other is in critical condition. You end up coming home minus three friends and is still fat.
 

EraGodless

Forum Clout
49,762
I think she is one that actually lived too. There is a short video of what looks like her ( she was walking) getting loaded into a cartel truck. Imagine talking three friends into escorting you to mexico for surgery to protect you and two get killed and the other is in critical condition. You end up coming home minus three friends and is still fat.
Perfect GoFundme
 
Top