APOSTLEGATE CHAPTER 1 / JOSIAH PART 2

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Can I be Bobby D and start whacking motherfuckers?

 

[guest]

I'm really hoping part 5 ends with this drop...

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[TokenX]

Hahaha, tens of thousands of people are gonna read this

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

I feel like Cartman when he saw those people with butts for faces

You talkin bout the Robinsons, B?

Josiah pissing all in Pigrick's ear an he just takes it like the beta cuck he is and keeps rambling, really wellington'd my ribs.

 

[stealthygeek]

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Hahaha, tens of thousands of people are gonna read this

The matter of fact way he dubs Rick an "amateur" sci fi writer is a nice touch as well. Small dismissive shit like that really seems to get our special boy all kinds of flustered.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Are we 100% sure he knows the IG belongs to this account? It’s weird to me he never mentions you or Dan’s dox when discussing this place - even obliquely. “They have a token gay guy and a Southie, but otherwise they are all Nordic Aryan Nazis and one Kumar”

He hasn’t confirmed it by he blocks and unblocks it constantly. I check IG once or twice a day and I search his account…sometimes it’s visible, sometimes not. The only way that happens is it he periodically blocks it, which is super weird. He might not know 100% sure but I’m betting he does, he just doesn’t want to give us the satisfaction of a confirmation.

 

[NoBacon]

He hasn’t confirmed it by he blocks and unblocks it constantly. I check IG once or twice a day and I search his account…sometimes it’s visible, sometimes not. The only way that happens is it he periodically blocks it, which is super weird. He might not know 100% sure but I’m betting he does, he just doesn’t want to give us the satisfaction of a confirmation.

If I ever do any see of them. It will turn out very quickly, and they know that.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

If its true that this call occurred during Hooligans grand reopening, that means it happened on July 29th. As per their Facebook page. Is that the pig on the far left?

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At least they were smart and stuck pat by the toilet. They probably assumed it would mask the smell of failure.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Waiting patiently for episode 3. Can’t wait to hear more Tall Tomlinson Tales.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He doesent have the required equipment in his head or pants to drive a Mopar performance vehicle. That’s why he has a Rustang like a 50 year old woman. He couldn’t drive a Charger, Challenger, Valiant, Coronet, Super Bee, Barricuda, Roadrunner, GTX. Too much muscle, and balls for little Patricia. My pop has a 70 Charger and a 71 GTX he fucks around with. Bad motherfuckers.

He even said he would want a 68 fastback but it would need all the luxury’s of a current car (suspension, power steering, etc.) which defeats the entire purpose of driving a classic muscle car. A real muscle car would make Pat shit his pants.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

He doesent have the required equipment in his head or pants to drive a Mopar performance vehicle. That’s why he has a Rustang like a 50 year old woman. He couldn’t drive a Charger, Challenger, Valiant, Coronet, Super Bee, Barricuda, Roadrunner, GTX. Too much muscle, and balls for little Patricia. My pop has a 70 Charger and a 71 GTX he fucks around with. Bad motherfuckers.

In order to own and drive one of those beauties you need some mechanical aptitude and appreciation of which Pat has none. Men drive those cars, not Pat.

 

[guest]

Them covering Apostle's journalism on Skanks would be my Ray Liotta in the shower hearing about the Lufthansa heist moment. Guttural screams of joy.

I guarantee they will. Watch RAP on Friday, it will be discussed there for sure too.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

On the Bonfire right now they mentioned it in passing. Soder says they'd get into it deeper later in the show.

The virus is spreading, brothamen.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He even said he would want a 68 fastback but it would need all the luxury’s of a current car (suspension, power steering, etc.) which defeats the entire purpose of driving a classic muscle car. A real muscle car would make Pat shit his pants.

68 Fastback. Still smoking it in the Charger. Lol. If he said 69 Shelby Cobra I’d be worried lol. BTW a Stang is a Pony Car not a muscle car. I realize Pat is too dense to understand that though. The Gran Torino was Fords Muscle Car. You could argue the Shelby is a muscle car. But it’s more in the sport segment like a Corvette than in the Muscle segment like a Charger or Chevelle.

Dodge Coronet and Charger, Chevrolet Chevelle 446, Pontiac GTO, Ford Gran Torino, Plymouth Barricuda, AMC Rebel “The Machine”, Oldsmobile Hurst/Olds 442 and Toronado, Buick Gran Sport= Muscle Cars in Australia GM made the Holden Monaro and Ford made the Falcon in the Muscle segment.

Chevrolet Camaro, Pontiac Firebird/Trans Am, Dodge Challenger, Plymouth GTS and Roadrunner, Buick Riviera, Oldsmobile Rocket 88, AMC Javelin= Pony Cars in Australia GM made the Holden Commodore and Ford made the Galaxy in the Pony segment.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

On the Bonfire right now they mentioned it in passing. Soder says they'd get into it deeper later in the show.

The virus is spreading, brothamen.

Wait for the crackle, Pat. Quietly.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Wrong liTTle one, I have plenTy of close friends from the LGBTQIA+ and impoverished minority communiTies,
jusT because you married an african-american woman doesn'T mean you're not a racisT, full sTop.
Run along now, paTiently.
Hush now.

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Once again only time a picture of Nicole smiling is in the arms or crotch range of another man.

 

[guest]

The Dodge Chargers chasing his beloved Mustang in Bullitt had to keep easing off because they were too fast for the Mustang. And that Mustang had a muscle car V8 and upgraded suspension and brakes.

Pig's is a handbag edition car sold to rubes who think a special edition means anything at all. He's not Steve McQueen. He's a fat Milwaukee dork who bought a fucking McDonald's Happy Meal car. Steve McQueen was everything he isn't and we all know iT.

Go back to literally destroying car seats with your fat ass, Pig.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The Dodge Chargers chasing his beloved Mustang in Bullitt had to keep easing off because they were too fast for the Mustang. And that Mustang had a muscle car V8 and upgraded suspension and brakes.

Pig's is a handbag edition car sold to rubes who think a special edition means anything at all. He's not Steve McQueen. He's a fat Milwaukee dork who bought a fucking McDonald's Happy Meal car. Steve McQueen was everything he isn't and we all know iT.

Go back to literally destroying car seats with your fat ass, Pig.

Charger had a 440 with around 375 hp the Mustang had a 390 with about 335 hp, it didn't stand chance against Dodges also with Mustang they swapped out the rear end gear much higher ratio so they could spin tires easier they did same with Smokey and Bandit Trans Am,

 

[PeteRose]

Them covering Apostle's journalism on Skanks would be my Ray Liotta in the shower hearing about the Lufthansa heist moment. Guttural screams of joy.

this is story is going to get views in the millions. rapist seth simons has worked up a lot of hate. everything rick touches goes up in flames

 

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