APOSTLEGATE CHAPTER 1 / JOSIAH PART 2

[Harry Powell]

The judge weighs in!

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

"until they delete their social media account, which is not an option for me and my career"

Ah yes, because in the history of fiction, authors have always been unable to maintain a career without social media. That's why 99.9% percent of his tweets are about his books... Right?

JD Salinger lived like a hermit and never did interviews or promotion and still sold millions, for decades.

I guess the difference is that ol' Jerome had talent.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Fatricks epiphany that the Civil Court system and criminal court system (to a lesser extent) are controlled by who has the most money is hilarious to me. Fat idiot truly has no perspective and real life experience.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Fatricks epiphany that the Civil Court system and criminal court system (to a lesser extent) are controlled by who has the most money is hilarious to me. Fat idiot truly has no perspective and real life experience.

Well, he's sure fighting this corrupt system we have by... filing a SLAAP suit funded by a seedy corporate organization to further their own agenda... Good job, Fat, you're really setting the proper example here.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He tries to steer the narrative of the interview and wants this article to portray him as the white knight slaying the internet boogie men

 

[guest]

Josiah - "So, erm, would you be able to send us the surveillance footage of the intruder who vandalised your property. That would be something we'd erm really be interested in."

Fat - (long, long pause) "LeT me confer with my legal Team abouT thaT. I mean we have iT, cerTainly. I jusT don'T know if thaT's something we should be making public at this juncture. We definiTely have iT though." (Coughs self-consciously.)

 

[Imager]

The Medium article is behaving strangely. It loads for a few seconds, renders, then shows an error on Medium's side.

Could be a coincidence, or it could be that Fatrick and Seth really doen't want this info out.

 

[archive_bot]

The Medium article is behaving strangely. It loads for a few seconds, renders, then shows an error on Medium's side.

Could be a coincidence, or it could be that Fatrick and Seth really doen't want this info out.

https://archive.is/JVJJy

 

[Harry Powell]

The Medium article is behaving strangely. It loads for a few seconds, renders, then shows an error on Medium's side.

Could be a coincidence, or it could be that Fatrick and Seth really doen't want this info out.

he hired some black hats to hack Medium’s base code

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I mean he thinks Carol is a girl. When in reality hes a proud gay man. Pat is just pissed Carol doesent buy his bullshit ally virtue signals. Also he’s misgendered our dear friend, I’m thinking on purpose. He’s just trying to make it sound like he thinks he’s a woman.

He knows who I am. He knows my face, name, and that I’m a dude who likes other dudes.

 

[Harry Powell]

He knows who I am. He knows my face, name, and that I’m a dude who likes other dudes.

Are we 100% sure he knows the IG belongs to this account? It’s weird to me he never mentions you or Dan’s dox when discussing this place - even obliquely. “They have a token gay guy and a Southie, but otherwise they are all Nordic Aryan Nazis and one Kumar”

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Haha, that Tomlinson boy better start flyin...

...or at least start flappin his arms

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Haha, that Tomlinson boy better start flyin...

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...or at least start flappin his arms

He doesent have the required equipment in his head or pants to drive a Mopar performance vehicle. That’s why he has a Rustang like a 50 year old woman. He couldn’t drive a Charger, Challenger, Valiant, Coronet, Super Bee, Barricuda, Roadrunner, GTX. Too much muscle, and balls for little Patricia. My pop has a 70 Charger and a 71 GTX he fucks around with. Bad motherfuckers.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Josiah - "So, erm, would you be able to send us the surveillance footage of the intruder who vandalised your property. That would be something we'd erm really be interested in."

Fat - (long, long pause) "LeT me confer with my legal Team abouT thaT. I mean we have iT, cerTainly. I jusT don'T know if thaT's something we should be making public at this juncture. We definiTely have iT though." (Coughs self-consciously.)

My first thought was that if it exists he gave it up regardless of what his lawyers said. He's just that dumb and it sounds like he's making friends with his interviewer. Have to wait patiently and see how the next chapter goes.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I think we all need to take a brief moment to make fun of Canyon Boykin's facial hair.

He looks like Kevin Brennan fell chin-first into a puddle of mustard.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Looks like he went down on a bratwurst.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Josiah - "So, erm, would you be able to send us the surveillance footage of the intruder who vandalised your property. That would be something we'd erm really be interested in."

Fat - (long, long pause) "LeT me confer with my legal Team abouT thaT. I mean we have iT, cerTainly. I jusT don'T know if thaT's something we should be making public at this juncture. We definiTely have iT though." (Coughs self-consciously.)

Yeah, they totally have footage of vandals they haven't identified. When you're trying to identify someone and you have video footage of them, the smart thing is to never show anyone and keep it a secret.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

He stood outside hooligans for a fucking hour rambling, very loudly no doubt, while the poor bartender likely sweated praying Fat would come back and close his tab and give him his Trivial Tip.

Then again the fat fuck definitely brought his laptop and mouse with him and left it inside while he Took his imporTanT call. I suppose you could call ThaT collaTeral.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I am guessing that the Black Hat is Frank Black, internet Mystery Man and Saboteur

 

[Meownaw]

I am guessing that the Black Hat is Frank Black, internet Mystery Man and Saboteur

You forgot raped by his father.