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APOSTLEGATE CHAPTER 1 / JOSIAH PART 2

CarolMaxheinie

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He even said he would want a 68 fastback but it would need all the luxury’s of a current car (suspension, power steering, etc.) which defeats the entire purpose of driving a classic muscle car. A real muscle car would make Pat shit his pants.

Getting up to waddle to the microwave makes Pat shit his pants. It’s kind of his calling card.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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In order to own and drive one of those beauties you need some mechanical aptitude and appreciation of which Pat has none. Men drive those cars, not Pat.
We’re constantly tuning and fixing those cars. The hobby isn’t just driving them. You must be a car guy too, You completely understand the work that goes into owning such a fine machine.
 
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Uncle Anthony Cumia

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The Dodge Chargers chasing his beloved Mustang in Bullitt had to keep easing off because they were too fast for the Mustang. And that Mustang had a muscle car V8 and upgraded suspension and brakes.

Pig's is a handbag edition car sold to rubes who think a special edition means anything at all. He's not Steve McQueen. He's a fat Milwaukee dork who bought a fucking McDonald's Happy Meal car. Steve McQueen was everything he isn't and we all know iT.

Go back to literally destroying car seats with your fat ass, Pig.
Yeah McQueen was pissed during that movie because he was telling the mechanics what tunings that car needed, or he would prefer they get a car on the Chargers power level. Pat only knows it’s based on a car from a cool movie. One like you said has widely known behind the camera secret that that Mustang was getting smoked by the Chargers on a regular basis. Love or hate Chrysler, they had it right with muscle cars. They had better engines and better aero design than Ford and GM during that era. They also dominated NASCAR pretty much from 1965-1974. In the later 70’s and in the 80’s GM really dominated the segment. Both the Firebird and Camaro pissed all over the Mustang.
 
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Pat’s 4th Chin

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Josiah - "So, erm, would you be able to send us the surveillance footage of the intruder who vandalised your property. That would be something we'd erm really be interested in."

Fat - (long, long pause) "LeT me confer with my legal Team abouT thaT. I mean we have iT, cerTainly. I jusT don'T know if thaT's something we should be making public at this juncture. We definiTely have iT though." (Coughs self-consciously.)
I mean, he's giving out so much other info, why not this video? Why not? Because no such video exists
 

A House Nigger

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I wonder if this is ol’ Tommy Tomlinson, master bull fucker rider, electrician, leathersmith, master of all trades
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Hudson

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If he was even a little bit honest I would give him a bit of respect.

If you were aware for three years that there is a website that details your every fuck up, you would be monitoring it 24/7. Anyone sane would.

For Pat to deny that he ever visits here is some serious delusion.
 
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