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APOSTLEGATE CHAPTER 1 / JOSIAH PART 2

TorquieTwoBeers

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I mean he thinks Carol is a girl. When in reality hes a proud gay man. Pat is just pissed Carol doesent buy his bullshit ally virtue signals. Also he’s misgendered our dear friend, I’m thinking on purpose. He’s just trying to make it sound like he thinks he’s a woman.
lmao I bet this is why Pat keeps montioring Carol's instagram like an autistic retard. He's looking for clues about SpaceEdge aka "Canyon Boykin" hooking up with Carol. Pants-shitting fucking retard. Every aspect of this whole thing is so goddamned funny.
 

Naked_Militiaman

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Just started. I love how excited Pat is about how many words the story will be.

Oh god he must feel so stupid.
That reminded me of when Gabbo prank called Krusty about the million dollar car commercial in Japan. Pat was like, “8500 words! Me rikey very much! Sorry I didn’t mean to offend you but I need this bad.”
 

Riccardo Bosi

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When will pat learn that everything on internet is fake?
This is what these clout-chasing idiots do. They use their real name on Twitter etc. and when they say things people don't like, they get trolled harder. To avoid looking stupid, they claim that it's cowardly to "hide behind a fake name".

Do people walk around in public in anonymity, or with a giant "Hi, my name is ________" sticker on their shirt?
 
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Hahhahaha I liked Patsos argument of not going against Childspit Studio. "It is not finanicially reasonable, we have better and more viable targets." Yea like Doe 1 who is protected by 1st and section230, someone who is only archiving your vile tweets or few rascals who only alleged of leaving a "fake review". Shit I bet 90% of the funeral home posts were just rude and not defamatory against stupid fatso.
He really is fucking stupid.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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This is what these clout-chasing idiots do. They use their real name on Twitter etc. and when they say things people don't like, they get trolled harder. To avoid looking stupid, they claim that it's cowardly to "hide behind a fake name".

Do people walk around in public in anonymity, or with a giant "Hi, my name is ________" sticker on their shirt?
Its like people as old as pat forgot what the internet was like before social media. I keep my personal shit off the internet and only use it for the handful of lame hobbies I have. Its pretty easy and really reduces unneeded stress that you get sucked into by making social media so important.
I had a job interview ask for my twitter/facebook and they looked at me like I had a dick growing out of my forehead when I said I never had a twitter and I deleted facebook almost ten years ago.
 
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Its like people as old as pat forgot what the internet was like before social media. I keep my personal shit off the internet and only use it for the handful of lame hobbies I have. Its pretty easy and really reduces unneeded stress that you get sucked into by making social media so important.
I had a job interview ask for my twitter/facebook and they looked at me like I had a dick growing out of my forehead when I said I never had a twitter and I deleted facebook almost ten years ago.
Did you get the job?
 

HotDogJoe

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The biggest thing that stood out from this to me is that he's so obviously lying about coming here and having an account. "Look at their engagement numbers, they're pathetic. There's only a few dozen of them".

Also notice how when Josiah brings up ChildSpitStudios and the song parodies, he's knows exactly what he's talking about "Yup, yup".

Also remember on the old forum when somebody had the idea to register 'stealthygeek' on Instagram and Patrick had already registered it within minutes and made his 'You know I can see you, right?' post.

He's here all the time, obsessively checking everything.

Hi Pat 🙂 Thanks for all this new content, bud. Very generous of you. Those udders sure are heaving with milk.
 

NoBacon

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Just finished the new video and the article

This is fantastic, this is the funniest shit I have ever seen. I’m deadly serious. You’re a legitimately great writer and the effort, planning and acting is Kaufman level of quality.

Truly top work. I don’t even care how cringey this praise, god damn.
 

TheDarkFezRises

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It's an honor to share a forum with you brothermen. He has to have surpassed Chris Chan at this point. What a disgusting hateful little piggy.

At around the 42:25 mark when the interviewer mentions child spit game studios, do we get a quiet little "heh" from patso? Is even he forced to admit we're still hilarious?
 
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Our tor end nodes are being infiltrated! :oops::eek: Bunker down, my fellow cyberstlakers!!!!
Yea I bet ISPs give out user data based on IP addresses that were hacked.

I listened to the take now twice while driving, there are so many lolworthy moments there.
Not a lawyer or even American but didn't he say that his goal with Quasi is to sue until Quasi gives up? Isn't this shit illegal or at least what SLAPP is for?
Him thinking Quasi knows everyone.
Him saying that SpaceEdge/Canyon (lol what a name) was very active in the Chauvin thread. I'm pretty sure that thread was mostly Tony being wrong again, only political take that SpaceEdge imo has made was how he isn't exactly against abortion.
Forum going against Logan Lynn just because he is a proud gay. Lol explain Carol then. Even though it is the internet and he could be lying (im not loying) noone has attacked Carol for saying he is gay. Shit, I think most homo culture is degenerate but that doesn't mean I don't think Carol is based.

There is just so many other funny shit in this clip.
 
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