AIDS... in space! - Pat attending Confusion 2024

[swole_edging_llc]

Milwaukee is in the top 20 of cities with the most STDs and herpies isnt even part of the STDs measured.

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My mom worked as a nurse at Milwaukee County General Hospital in the Ob/Gyn unit from the mid-70's to the late 80's.
The names that some of the "poors" on government gibs came up with were hysterical:
Electricity
Gonorea
Gonnoreo
Electro
Syphylos
Syphitris
Venereus
Venuveus
Herpetro
Sireprentis

They were often names that reflected conditions they had or shit they wanted.
These are just a tiny fraction, and I can't even remember most of them - she had crazy names to bring up at almost every dinner.
I'm amazed no one tried to name a kid "Rentontime", "FunctionalHVAC", or "NotAIDS"
The nurses were the ones who asked the mothers what name they wanted on the birth certificate.
She said in probably a third of the cases, the mothers would give a name that they couldn't spell themselves.
So my mom essentially named a third of the criminals that would plague Milwaukee in the future.
We'd be watching the MKE news in the 90's and a crime would be reported, and she'd say, "Oh, I knew Darsyphveneutian's mom. She was nice. Tough neighborhood to grow up in, though"

 

[SFWA liaison]

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Is she a tranny or just ugly?

I asked myself the same thing

 

[Cumiace]

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[stealthygeek]

He's never written for an IP. Why the fuck is he on this panel?

The closest he ever came that I know of is stealing from Douglas Adams then having to strip out everything (his words) in order to make it seem like his own ideas.

Ackshually.. he once wrote a Battletech short story.

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[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Gonna make an early predication and guess he’ll wear the classic Pew Pew/backwards hat combo.

Nostrahomo shirt

 

[SFWA liaison]

can we get a Juan del Arroz video about how the STDs in SFF is another example of gross deviancy in the industry please? if he's not busy beating his wife

he did it

 

[Josef Kuminski]

She banged Pat in a parking lot on their first or second date. She's a disgusting slob.

This is after he claimed he shit himself btw.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I wonder why ConFusion is interested in a talk about inter-species sexual encounters? What could it POSSIBLY mean?

on other news: sources tell me the organization is a mess this year and emails are not being properly delivered, off to a great start!

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Twitters of the co-panelists of Pig's ConFusion panel next Saturday.

Would be a real shame if they became aware of Pig's criminal history and rape jokes before the con starts.

https://twitter.com/KelleySkovron

https://twitter.com/Jake_Sayz

https://twitter.com/MarkDoesStuff

https://twitter.com/KenSchrader4882

 

[Honoria]

Happy Confusion weekend! Why did he get his car washed if he's about to drive there and back? Oh well, enjoy the early morning herpes in space panel.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Happy Confusion weekend! Why did he get his car washed if he's about to drive there and back? Oh well, enjoy the early morning herpes in space panel.

When do you wash your car? At the end of a road trip, not before? That’s crazy talk.

 

[quasi101]

as much as I hate her takes on games, I would still fuck the ever living shit out of her.

Nice tit meat, bitch

 

[quasi101]

Didn’t he say he’s like a 33” waist or some shit? No way. This hog is at least pushing 42”

I always wondered why companies do this, like who gives a shit what the number says if you're a fat piece of shit. Enter Rick

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can’t find a hashtag for this con and their own twitter account hasn’t tweeted since last year. The past hashtags are nothing but our little rascals posting pats police report and telling everyone to run if you see him

 

[Chive Turkey]

Never watched Star Trek but I always think about Mike from RLM’s critique of new Star Trek because it can be applied to all new science fiction. That it isn’t about this fantasy in the future where the world is a utopia and humans collaborate to solve problems, it’s literally just about making modern allegories but IN SPACE! Of course people living millions of years in the future and exploring star systems would be literal Nazis or allegories for Trump. Makes sense.

The funniest thing (unintentionally, of course) about Picard is that the main complaint about the first season was how many contemporary political analogies were shoehorned in it, so for the second season the writers went all in and had everyone time travel back to 21st century California for the whole season. It was complete with Drumpf/Elmo stand-in, homeless cities, climate fearmongering and jackbooted ICE thugs raiding hospitals to arrest all those illegal migrant brain surgeons and anyone vaguely Hispanic-looking and send them all back to Mexico in a schoolbus.

It would've been a stellar bit if there was any self-awareness behind it but the people making dreck like this are completely incapable of it.

Don’t forget Pat is very proud of his Hacky “Fonald Plump” character.

Calling it hacky is an insult to hacks. It's so fucking bad, if someone made it up to parody people like Patrick mocking Trump, you'd still feel insulted at how low effort it is.

 

[Alexis de Torqueville]

Didn’t he say he’s like a 33” waist or some shit? No way. This hog is at least pushing 42”

And the hog’s hog is pushing 1.5”

 

[SFWA liaison]

I can’t find a hashtag for this con and their own twitter account hasn’t tweeted since last year. The past hashtags are nothing but our little rascals posting pats police report and telling everyone to run if you see him

scifi cons are a dying industry, the normies were ran off by trannies, who then killed themselves.

their facebook (920 followers) has a little bit of activity

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[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Was anyone able to get their banned people list? I bet it’s hilarious

 

[SFWA liaison]

not explicitly about ConFusion but Paul was bitching about cons having lax covid policies

a few cat ladies on the replies agree https://archive.fo/bLCpS