"A girl, a faggot, and Carol walk into a bar..." this Sunday LIVE at 8pm ET

[CarolMaxheinie]

Will a Hispanic do?

Los hispanos son la merienda favorita de Papí

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Who would you rather fuck Patrick or Niki? Death is not an option, child.

Oh man. Wow I’m gonna go throw up for an hour and get back with you on that.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Do you have gaydar, if so, is patrick gay?

 

[guest]

I have lived all over the place so my accent is muddy but mostly Southern.

It’s a tough one man. You’ve got southern and gay to start with but then engineering nerd but not the typical shut-in sperg type due to being gay and successful and globetrotting. My guess is a 50/50 mix between Francis Underwood and professor Frink.

 

[guest]

Los hispanos son la merienda favorita de Papí

Tengo la intención de ser algo más que un bocadillo para ti, bestia sexy.

 

[guest]

Do you have gaydar, if so, is patrick gay?

@CarolMaxheinie , do not answer this now. Plz save it for the show.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

@CarolMaxheinie , do not answer this now. Plz save it for the show.

Yeah i was duly chastised for answering questions on the shitter. I’ve gone back to my NYT Crossword archives to save the fun stuff for tomorrow.

 

[Stent]

i'm sure you sound hot. wait till you hear me people will never stop roasting my voice

I always assumed you sound like Pam.

 

[captain_kamala]

I always assumed you sound like Pam.

i wish.

 

[EraGodless]

Carol, what's your idea of a perfect Sunday?

 

[guest]

I have lived all over the place so my accent is muddy but mostly Southern.

Your accent isn’t the only thing that’s muddy. Ey Tone, heard what i said?

 

[guest]

Can't wait. I still can't square how sweet-sounding Mewler is with the fact that she posts here. And Carol is one of my top 5 people on here and I imagine (hope) he sounds like the Little Bird pilot in Apocalypse Now
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[ChildSpitTake]

In all seriousness, I am interested in knowing if you could share any non-corny entrepreneurial advice. Recently started something and it's going well, but I'd like to get to scale faster.

 

[guest]

Can't wait. I still can't square how sweet-sounding Mewler is with the fact that she posts here. And Carol is one of my top 5 people on here and I imagine (hope) he sounds like the Little Bird pilot in Apocalypse Now
[MEDIA=youtube]Fxpp8dn61f0[/MEDIA]

Mews really does sound sweet. Somebody brought it up in another thread but i really want to hear her read Mein Kampf with that voice.

 

[guest]

Mews really does sound sweet. Somebody brought it up in another thread but i really want to hear her read Mein Kampf with that voice.

I've been trying to think who she sounds like. I know there's an obvious comparison out there but just can't land on it. She really does have a pleasant, trustworthy voice though.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I think I sound like a southern Kermit the Frog but I think most people hate their own voice

now I'm expecting Lyndsay Graham

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Yeah i was duly chastised for answering questions on the shitter. I’ve gone back to my NYT Crossword archives to save the fun stuff for tomorrow.

ON the shitter or IN the shitter?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I've been trying to think who she sounds like. I know there's an obvious comparison out there but just can't land on it. She really does have a pleasant, trustworthy voice though.

She sounds like Terry Clifford to me, that same motherly warmth.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

i'm sure you sound hot. wait till you hear me people will never stop roasting my voice

I bet you sound like Sandy Kane.

 

[Snake]

Can't wait. I still can't square how sweet-sounding Mewler is with the fact that she posts here. And Carol is one of my top 5 people on here and I imagine (hope) he sounds like the Little Bird pilot in Apocalypse Now

It's not entirely far off honestly.