A female friend just text me "A guy raped my ass"

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

What an odd thing to say. I also don't believe her. She loves getting fucked in the ass.

 

[Carl Winslow]

write back: you go girl

 

[guest]

Don't reply. That's what they want, attention for lies.

 

[EraGodless]

Tell her to sleep on her back next time

Edit: I replaced stomach with back. The joke makes more sense now. Only 1/1000, b.

 

[DMAN]

I would immediately get a stiffy. Pics of her ass? (Raped or not)

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

"No shit? Same thing happened to me! Small world, eh?"

 

[guest]

She sounds like a keeper. I like them a little crazy.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

She sounds like a keeper. I like them a little crazy.

She was ten years ago budday.

 

[aRTie02150]

Reply with "odd. I just raped someone in their ass."

 

[guest]

She was ten years ago budday.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Mid thirties why?!

 

[Bam's Feet]

Offer to console her, then rape her ass, but with a condom so you don't catch second hand aids

 

[DMAN]

Offer to console her, then rape her ass, but with a condom so you don't catch second hand aids

you should use a condom for anal anyway, unless you like having a girls shit in your jeephole

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

"You have a donkey?"

She'll get it, she'll be loffin'

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I had a girlfriend tell me once that some dude years prior accidentally stuck it in her ass and she was in agony for days.

I didnt want to say anything, but she definitely got raped in the ass. I cant fathom how you can put your dick in a never penetrated ass without making a concerted effort.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

She gets no respect.
She shouts, hey buddy quit raping my asshole.
He says, asshole? I thought I was getting a blowjob.
No respect

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

I got my hand broken

 

[Uncle Floyd]

She gets no respect.
She shouts, hey buddy quit raping my asshole.
He says, asshole? I thought I was getting a blowjob.
No respect

You got me wondering how good someone like Rodney was in the clubs when he didn't have to behave. His jokes on Carson are good, but PG-rated to get by the censors. I bet those old-timers had some good "My wife's cunt stinks so bad...." yuks.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Did ya fuck her?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Did ya fuck her?

Not recently.