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What an odd thing to say. I also don't believe her. She loves getting fucked in the ass.
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A female friend just text me "A guy raped my ass"
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write back: you go girl
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Don't reply. That's what they want, attention for lies.
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Tell her to sleep on her back next time
Edit: I replaced stomach with back. The joke makes more sense now. Only 1/1000, b.
Edit: I replaced stomach with back. The joke makes more sense now. Only 1/1000, b.
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"No shit? Same thing happened to me! Small world, eh?"
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She sounds like a keeper. I like them a little crazy.
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She was ten years ago budday.
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Reply with "odd. I just raped someone in their ass."
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Mid thirties why?!
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Offer to console her, then rape her ass, but with a condom so you don't catch second hand aids
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you should use a condom for anal anyway, unless you like having a girls shit in your jeephole
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"You have a donkey?"
She'll get it, she'll be loffin'
She'll get it, she'll be loffin'
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I had a girlfriend tell me once that some dude years prior accidentally stuck it in her ass and she was in agony for days.
I didnt want to say anything, but she definitely got raped in the ass. I cant fathom how you can put your dick in a never penetrated ass without making a concerted effort.
I didnt want to say anything, but she definitely got raped in the ass. I cant fathom how you can put your dick in a never penetrated ass without making a concerted effort.
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She gets no respect.
She shouts, hey buddy quit raping my asshole.
He says, asshole? I thought I was getting a blowjob.
No respect
She shouts, hey buddy quit raping my asshole.
He says, asshole? I thought I was getting a blowjob.
No respect
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I got my hand broken
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You got me wondering how good someone like Rodney was in the clubs when he didn't have to behave. His jokes on Carson are good, but PG-rated to get by the censors. I bet those old-timers had some good "My wife's cunt stinks so bad...." yuks.
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Did ya fuck her?
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Not recently.