What an odd thing to say. I also don't believe her. She loves getting fucked in the ass.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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A female friend just text me "A guy raped my ass"
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write back: you go girl
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Don't reply. That's what they want, attention for lies.
Tell her to sleep on her back next time
Edit: I replaced stomach with back. The joke makes more sense now. Only 1/1000, b.
Edit: I replaced stomach with back. The joke makes more sense now. Only 1/1000, b.
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"No shit? Same thing happened to me! Small world, eh?"
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She sounds like a keeper. I like them a little crazy.
She was ten years ago budday.
Reply with "odd. I just raped someone in their ass."
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Mid thirties why?!
Offer to console her, then rape her ass, but with a condom so you don't catch second hand aids
you should use a condom for anal anyway, unless you like having a girls shit in your jeephole
"You have a donkey?"
She'll get it, she'll be loffin'
She'll get it, she'll be loffin'
I had a girlfriend tell me once that some dude years prior accidentally stuck it in her ass and she was in agony for days.
I didnt want to say anything, but she definitely got raped in the ass. I cant fathom how you can put your dick in a never penetrated ass without making a concerted effort.
I didnt want to say anything, but she definitely got raped in the ass. I cant fathom how you can put your dick in a never penetrated ass without making a concerted effort.
She gets no respect.
She shouts, hey buddy quit raping my asshole.
He says, asshole? I thought I was getting a blowjob.
No respect
She shouts, hey buddy quit raping my asshole.
He says, asshole? I thought I was getting a blowjob.
No respect
I got my hand broken
You got me wondering how good someone like Rodney was in the clubs when he didn't have to behave. His jokes on Carson are good, but PG-rated to get by the censors. I bet those old-timers had some good "My wife's cunt stinks so bad...." yuks.
Did ya fuck her?
Not recently.